Alice in Wonderland (And half of Rhode Island and mothers too)

Providence, RI. Saturday night after midnight. It's like a complex of night clubs in this area of Providence. Everyone is parked on the street out here, I went around back and got a spot in the back alley of this club. There are other clubs like the bullpen and actually I didn't even realize until now, Hush Boutique is right next to Wonderland, I could've easily went to after this but I didn't even know that was there, oh well next time. Anyway I go around in front, there a big jam packed line to get into the club, get patted down and pay the cover guy in the window on the right. What didn't help they have they ATM right there, and that had a line too. So you had two line converging into one big clusterfuck at the door. OH and by the way that's also the exit, so you got people leaving through that too. One big shit show at the front. Cover is $10, free military.

Layout. On the right one center stage. One dancer at at time. Seating all around that. Bar on the back wall. Lap dance area on the right down the hallway across from the bathroom. A bunch of open booths. There's a big boiler plate right across from the bathroom that has all the pricing on it. $35 a song. 4 nude dances $150. 30 minutes closed curtain "conversation room" is $350. Nude optional. And 1 hour is $700.

This place was elbow to elbow packed to the gills. No seating available whatsoever, all taken, most people standing. Loud as fuck music, Loud as fuck people. More of an urban crowd all these flat brim baseball hat crew people. I talked to a couple dancers about price, they pointed me to the boiler plate I just mentioned. They said they don't even know off the top of their head. I think this is just a party kind of spot, they didn't sound like they were making any money. Dancers looked like all ethnicities. All body types. Not bad a lineup, not out of this world. Not enough though compared to all the customers in this one little spot.