Billy Squire

Reveaah, MA. Friday night, just past midnight. Like 10 minutes from downtown Boston. I had enlisted the help of some drunk guy to serve as my squire to sort of fit the theme, you know tend to hourses and armor but he ended up passing out so I left him. Drive up parking lot in front filled to the brim, I went and took the back lot. At the door, line formed outside because they check people one at a time inside. Waived in by big black guy at the front. Walk in, show id it's get scanned. Cover is $30 and free for military. Empty pockets in a bucket walk through metal detector. Take note there's a sign at the door that there is no entry after 1:15 am, closes at 2am.

Inside layout. On the right is one big long bar, seating on both sides. Main stage with a side stage jutting out and seating around that. Two sattelite stages in the front. There's a VIP reserved section next to the stage. VIP on the left when walking in. IIRC I believe it was $250 for 20 minutes, something like that. LD's are $40 a song, and then it's like 2 for $60 and goes up like that. The Lap dance booths I oogled a little bit as I asked the girl at the table that you prepay. It's like mirror booths, I'm sure to deter extras in anyway. The people in the immediate booths down the left hallway and right hallway are very visible. Nude club with alcohol. Corona was $10 I think. Also note in the bathroom I used cologne and the troll said that's $2. It seemed like a shake down attempt to me so the next time I took a piss, well what do you know, no tip for you. If I'm wrong on that lmk but I've never heard of that before, either way fuck 'em. IDC.

Dancers, definitely a good lineup. Maybe 30 girls. All ethnicities, white, latina and black. Some big booties, big boobs some man made, some natural in here. Not all, all types. Mostly younger side girls. Not all winners but definitely some lookers in there. There was one girl in there who must've been a gymnast or something her arms were sculpted, she was smaller.