Baby on Board, so don't hit my fucking mini van bitch

Brockton, MA. Thursday night, midnight. A lot of stores sharing this lot, park in the back, entrance also right in the back. Walk in, cover $10 to door girl. I think it says something about the area/crowd when there is just a door girl in the front, must be not too bad. Step inside. First off, the club is nice as hell, really upscale. This an actual strip club, real adult vibe. Alot of dark wood paneling. Two floors high. Bar on the right, stage and big LED screen up the stairs on the stage to left, runway stage protruding out. Dance area under stage and up in a nook on the left. Dances are $30 a song and VIP is $100 to the club for 30 minutes and then the dancer fee is negotiable.

There's like a hang out area past the bar with DJ Ghetto Fuckhead and his crew were hanging out looks like they had too much to smoke, they all looked out of it and half asleep sort of like opium den or some shit. I'm not too sure what that was all about. Overall most patrons were younger or middle age white guys. Lap dances are $30 a song and every now and then they play "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison and the dancers all come together and parade out with free t shirts and do 2 for 1. The LED screen at the top of the stage that plays music videos is one seriously cool feature. Rock too I was watching STP and Audioslave videos with these naked dancing, that's good time to me.

Dancers about 20. White, latina, black and asian. All the girls had some level of hotness although I really didn't see any home runs but you got your doubles and triples in here. It's a real low hustle joint, nobody hardly works the room only during the 2 for 1 thing. I found it was best just ask to ask these girls on stage. I think the hottest girl, I'm not good with names but some white brunette girl with a high pony tail and hoop earrings. She looked good.