Reviews

Van Nuys, CA. Thursday night, just came from Synn. Sort of an off road, nothing else really out here other than next to train tracks. There's a lot of no parking signs, I didn't want…

North Hills, CA. Thursday night. Kicking off a San Fernando valley of clubs I haven't hit yet. Still in Los Angeles, you got to always worry about your car but they have a lot in…

North Hollywood, CA. Adam Carolla is actually from North Hollywood, I listen to that dude all the time, hilarious stuff. Thursday night. I know this was the SPOT in LA back in the day. Yeah…

Canoga Park, CA. Thursday night. Just came from Candy Cat Too. Parking on the street, no lot. Walk in, a older black guy working the door gave a look like "Uh you wanna actually come…

Oxnard, CA. Friday night after midnight. It's like built in the edge of warehouse. I parked on the street the lot looked full. Walk in. There was a velvet rope chained off. I let myself…

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must…

Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area. Club is in…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Right off the 204. Plenty of parking, sort of an industrial kind of area. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $25. Always gonna be rough at these deja vu's…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in. Really nice joint, nicest in Bakersfield by far. Cover is I think $20 it was $15 military. Go through the metal detector and pat…

Bakersfield, CA. Saturday night. Just came from Exotic Kitty. Parking on the street, super small parking lot for like 2 cars. Walk in. Two very cute latina spinner working the front. I believe cover was…

Fresno, CA. Saturday night. Sort of going out from town. Lot was packed but I found a spot. Walk in. Girl at the front. She said it's a shift change, and she can't do anything…

Fresno, CA. Saturday night. This club is right across the street from the airport. Safe area, plenty of parking. Walk in. Two guys working the door, $20 cover IIRC and the guys asks me if…