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Just Enuff Cabaret
565 Landis Ave
Bridgeton, NJ 08302
Enuff Said
Bridgeton, NJ. Saturday night after midnight. Way down in south jersey. Almost out in the boonies. The only thing next to, behind, across the street from this club is the sticks. Walk in, two bouncers…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(TheSingularity)
Feb 20, 2023, 1:33 AM
The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
Raven Symone? I would still hit that, she is not yet too fat and dykish for me.
Fairless Hills, PA. Saturday night around 10. Wanted to check this spot out, never made it before it closed. Good location, a lot of stuff here on Lincoln Highway. Plenty of parking all around. Multiple…
Feb 20, 2023, 1:33 AM
Brass Flamingo
9034 US-19
Port Richey, FL 34668
Brass in Pocket
Port Richey, FL. Wednesday night just after midnight. Right up on Rte 19. Parking I found a spot but lot was pretty full. Walk in, to a pat down by a big black guy. Cover…
Feb 2, 2023, 10:23 PM
The Red Room
3935 Grand Blvd
Port Richey, FL 34652
Hey you know ladies this room used to be off-white, lets try to use some tampons next time ok? Tampax on me, on the house, we can do this
Port Richey, FL. Wednesday night, just came from Bare Assests. A little off 19 seemingly out of the way a little bit. Parking is a tight lot but I found a spot. Walk in, a…
Feb 2, 2023, 8:36 PM
Bare Assets
1406 US-19
Holiday, FL 34691
🎶Fucking cubans is the bare necessities, it's the simple bear necessities🎶
Holiday, FL. If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate. Just one day out of life. It would be, it would be so fine. Wednesday night kicking off a Pasco strip club journey.…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(samella2)
Feb 2, 2023, 8:31 PM
Showgirls Men's Club
4210 US-92 E.
Plant City, FL 33566
A Human in Plant City
Plant City, FL. Between Orlando and Tampa. Right off I-4. Around 830 or so. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, cover $10, free military to a girl at the door. No pat down.…
Feb 2, 2023, 7:18 PM
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave
Melbourne, FL 32904
Crikey! have a go at this one!
Melbourne, FL. Not the Australia one. Tuesday night. This another space coast club but off the coast. I tell you what I’m a fan of this area in strip clubs. Not extras place all have…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Mark974)
Feb 1, 2023, 11:38 PM
Sensations Cabaret
853 NW Federal Hwy
Stuart, FL 34994
Treasure hunting on the treasure coast
Stuart, FL. Came from Bodytalk just up the road, and got in here after midnight. Strip club in a strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in, go to the bar, and pay the cover there.…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Dolfan)
Feb 1, 2023, 3:28 PM
BodyTalk Sports Bar
8259 S US Hwy 1
Port St. Lucie, FL 34952
Talk is Cheap
Port St. Lucie. Tuesday night. This is where the Mets have spring training, maybe this is where they spend all of Steve Cohen's money. Main throughfare on highway 1. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy…
Feb 1, 2023, 3:28 PM
Emperors Gentleman's Club
12 N Lathrop Ave
Savannah, GA 31415
Better view in Savannah? The Oak Trees vs. Cuban Strippers
Savvanah, GA. After midnight. Only option open on this night. Complete industrial area along the river. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy wasn't at the front, then he comes back in. Cover is $10, waived…
Jan 27, 2023, 8:06 PM
Cheetah of Hilton Head
1 Dunnagans Alley
Hilton Head Island, SC 29928
Paris Hilton Head, let's be real that was the worst porno of all time, throw that shit in the garbage
Hilton Head, SC. Tuesday night. Big golf community, pretty safe area. I know Mark Messier lives here and Michael Jordan used to live here in the offseason. Plenty of parking, walk in. Very hot, curvy…
Jan 27, 2023, 6:22 PM
Platinum West
1995 Old Dunbar Rd
West Columbia, SC 29172
East? I thought you said Weest
West Columbia, SC. Tuesday night. Around 8. Only club in town. Area seemed alright, car dealerships around here. I like me some Bernie's fried chicken outta columbia. Parking lot was pretty full but it wasn't…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(booty_lover92)
Jan 27, 2023, 6:05 PM
Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern
221 US-46
Mine Hill Township, NJ 07803
COME ON FRANKIE, WAKE UP! WAKE THE FUCK UP! WE ARE GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Mine Hill Township, NJ. Friday night around 9. Perfectly safe seeming suburban area on Rte 46. Drive in, a few cars in the parking lot. Parking no issue. Walk in through the door on the…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(misterorange)
Dec 3, 2022, 10:07 PM
Red Zebra
238 NJ-34
Matawan, NJ 07747
Whatever happened to that Zebra gum? I don't see it out there anymore.
Matawan, NJ. Friday night. Just came from Ragtime. This place was closed for a while during Covid. It's back up and running. In a suburban kind of area, seems fine to me. As I was…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(learningtoplay)
Dec 3, 2022, 7:09 PM
Ragtime Gentlemen's Club
821 McBride Ave
Woodland Park, NJ 07424
Now remember everyone, RagTime begins immediately after cumming. We don't want it drying, we make a lot of cupcakes here, between the vanilla frosting and your mess we just don't want to get confused. Thank you.
Woodland Park, NJ. Friday night. Just came from Frankie's Rest a Bit Tavern. I came here prior during Covid times but the parking lot was so dead I didn't even bother going in. On this…
Dec 3, 2022, 6:40 PM
Million Dollar
7222 Torbram Rd
Mississauga, ON L4T 3V2
GTA Stop #6
Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parking on the side. Walk in, no cover, no nothing. Bar on the right, one main stage in the middle, one dancer up at a time. Lap…
Nov 14, 2022, 4:29 PM
Airport Strip
7040 Torbram Rd, Mississauga, ON L4T 3Z4, Canada
GTA Stop #7
Mississauga, ON. Friday night after midnight. Final stop of the night. The last review of this place is almost as far back as my account on tuscl back in 2017 so lets get a much…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(crosscheck)
Nov 14, 2022, 3:07 PM
Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr
Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3
Canada
GTA Stop #4
Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Coporate office park area. Parking in the back lot was pretty full. Walk in, didn't see anybody at the front at all. Place was packed though hard to find a seat.…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Stripper-rapper420)
Nov 14, 2022, 3:02 PM
Diamonds Cabaret
1820 Dundas St E
Mississauga, ON L4X 1L8
Canada
GTA Stop #2
Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Just came from Pure Gold. Commerical strip, plenty of parking. Walk in, guy in front, cover is $5. Walk in, black girl at front with a buck of ice with drinks…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chemwerx)
Nov 14, 2022, 2:43 PM
Midway Invader
6809 Invader Crescent
Mississauga, ON L5T 2B7
Canada
GTA Stop #5
Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Commerical area, parking all around the club. Walk in, no cover, nobody at the front. Bathrooms right to the right. Layout similar to that of New Locomotion. Stage mirrored by elevated…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(MrEddyG)
Nov 14, 2022, 12:45 PM
Pure Gold
2620 Royal Windsor Dr, Mississauga, ON L5J 4E7, Canada*
GTA Stop #1
Mississuaga, ON. Friday night on a Toronto area strip club run. I'll call it a Greater Toronto Area run because how the fuck does anyone spell Mississuaga. Any way, commercial area, parking in front and…
Nov 14, 2022, 12:44 PM
New Locomotion Club
2325 Matheson Blvd E
Mississauga, ON L4W 5B3
Canada
GTA Stop #3
Mississauga, ON. Friday night just came from Diamond. Parking lot was pretty full but got a spot. Commercial area. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just black bouncer greets me with a fist pump. Walk…
Nov 14, 2022, 12:42 PM
Riviera Lounge
310 Main St
Hackensack, NJ 07601
This shitty New Jersey Go-Go bar Riviera is nothing like the Riviera in Las Vegas. Not even close. Don't make the same mistake I did, I thought I'd rub elbows with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, Can-Can with the Showgirls, Talk like Eddy G Robinson, Party and drink the night away 50's style, Win it all and win it big a
Hackensack, NJ. Friday night just after midnight. Area is downtown Hackensack. No lot but should be able to find a spot on the street at this time. I would say it's an ok area. Walk…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Muddy)
Oct 16, 2022, 3:29 AM
Wonderland NYC
20 W 20th St
New York, NY 10011
Boogie Wonderland
New York, NY. Friday night in the Flatiron district. This club used to be the old VIP cabaret they redid the whole thing. I was able to find parking right out front, but if not…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(PlatinumNYC)
Oct 1, 2022, 5:16 PM
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd
Romulus, MI 48174
I got to start taking yoga classes
Romulus, MI. This happened a few weeks ago I just wanted to give it some time as to help hide any identities or whatever. LS is right by the airport. Friday night. Pull up, mandatory…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(travlin_carolina_guy)
Oct 1, 2022, 3:12 PM