Smile, your on camera, so don't whip your dick out. Or we may ask you to leave!

Poughkeepsie, NY. I believe Mel Gibson grew up in Poughkeepsie until he moved to Australia when he was like 10. Saturday night. Area is fine. Strip mall. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in to a guy. No hats allowed I put mine back in the car. Cover is like 10 dollars and 14 cents. One drink minimum he asks of you, I don't if it's enforced though. I got a bottle of water that tasted like shit probably melted or some shit. Customers aside from a couple white guys, a lot of groups of hispanics, I wouldn't say packed but compared to the other three clubs I came there were finally some other customers. Lap dance prices are on a chart. $35 open area dances and $50 for like 5 minutes of a private dance. $10 extra to move into the "secret suite"

Dancers. I gotta say this was a rough lineup. A lot of cows in here. And I like thick girls, but this was outta line. Jesus, Jenny Craig. All looked 20's about. Maybe like 8 or 9 girls. I would say one taller black girl. One white girl, real thin looked just like an Olsen twin. I had to do a double take. Way too thin for me though, but that made her really stand out here as that was not the lineup MO. A few other girls in here just rotund white girls, who had terrible shapes, they need to get in the gym. I would say maybe the most interesting girl, the name started with Del something. Nice girl. She had big fat tits. Ass not that great though and overall a little too flabby. But the tits looked fun to play with. I asked about extras or if I could suck on them during dances.

No to both. This is not an extras club apparently. And they get that question a lot (mostly from the hispanic guys, who were real touchy and feely the girls were saying) I didn't feel like paying $50 for a proper lap dance. There's a lot fat girls in here. I don't think the other spots near here are great places but they probably have better talent, Mansion and Blue Moon. I hear from the girls here, high mileage possible over at blue moon (that's why they don't work there) which I wasn't aware of but something to think about. I left, watching the stage here was like watching a horror movie, some folks just should not be dancing.