3 Card Monticello

Monticello, NY. I believe this place is now called Sidelines 2 Silhouette now. This place has not been reviewed in 8 years, I would soon find out why. Saturday night. The club is basically a house and your walking into the first floor. Parking on the grass, just wherever there's not marked spots. I walk in, various tables, bar dead ahead, stage on left, bathrooms on right. Pretty divey. Customers there was a group of white gals and guys of about 5 or 6, it was somebody's birthday. And then there were two black guys, one looked like a crackhead and one looked like Bob Marley.

Dancers, only two. One chunky brunette white girl around 40. Maybe a 5. One light skin black girl. Alright face, not that bad, I don't think the best body though, average body type. Maybe 20's or 30's around. Maybe a 6. Not awful awful stuff but nothing great either either between the two. Saturday night though and only two dancers? Then what's a slow day like?

My beer was like $13 fuck that for this fucked up place. Shit, but at least no cover. I asked the bartender dude, I think it's some indian dude, about dance prices he told me to ask the girl. At the time is only one girl out and she was engaged with somebody. Thanks you dick head, you can't just answer my fucking question. $13 for a shitty miller light in your shitty strip club and your STILL an asshole to me.