Trying to find me a Hannah Montana
Missoula, MT. Thursday night. Home to the University of Montana. Drive up, commercial strip plenty of parking. Area seems fine to me. Walk up women in a cage on your right. ID check, cover is $6. Walk in further, layout is a little different. Bar on your right. Slot machines, pool tables and bathrooms to your left. In the center here is a room, that everyone can see through and pass through with open booths. This is where one way lap dances occur at a steep $50 a song. Down further is the stage, one dancer up at time. This place is nice but just based on the style, you could tell it was probably built sometime in the 1990's. Still a nice place just from another era at this point.
Dancers not too many, only 6 on this night but the was a decent floor here of talent, clearly nobody overweight and nobody I can say was ugly. Mostly white for the most part but one girl I wasn't sure about. All seemed like 20 somethings maybe 30 somethings at most. Body types average to very thin. There were two girls that stuck out, little too skinny for me but I think most guys find interest in these two. One was a blonde thin girl and another was named Jynx, tan white girl or latina. Both had real fit natural bodies, pretty girls, they could dance anywhere in America. Maybe some of these girls are college students, who knows but there's not a whole lot going on in this town, if your a hot girl here, you might as well dance.
Customers a few girl customers for sure, a lot of groups, it seemed less packed than it really was because it's a bigger club and people can spread out, but later on at night everyone started playing the stage. I would say some middle age guys sprinkled in with younger groups, mostly white folks but a few hispanic guys in there, and one black guy. Dancers are allowed to choose their music so it allows for some different stuff. The girl Jynx was dancing to this pop punk which was really fast, you got have energy to dance to that stuff but they brought it. I don't think people buy too many dances here, I didn't see anybody until just when I was about to leave and they were about to close. But $50 bucks for one way dances where basically everyone can see you walking by, eh fuck all that shit. Too pricey, but you can find some good talent at this spot in Missoula.
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