Cupcake with funfetti frosting? MORE LIKE FUNSHITTY FROSTING!

Duncannon, PA. Saturday night after midnight. Right across from a truck stop. Parking lot, just enough parking. Walk in, hispanic guy who was the dj comes to the front, asks everything out of pockets into a bucket, he asks to please turn my phone off and I did. Pat down. No cover it looks like. Layout is one stage, in the back is a skeleton with a palm tree doing in the Castaway theme island theme. One main stage one girl and sometimes two girls up at a time. Seating all around that. $20 a dance, but dancers want a $20 tip on top of that, and $150 for 15 minutes VIP.

Customers the bulk was groups of younger guys crowding the stage. One black couple but the rest white guys and some hispanic guys. One bouncer guy who looked like a heroin addict with a short mo hawk haircut in biker jacket was doing to much. Literally stalking around, correcting people at the stage who touched a dancer. Annoying. I shouldn't notice the security dudes more then the dancers.

Dancers. Two black girls, two latinas, and 4 or 5 white girls. I think one girl had a fake rake but other than that mostly natural. Other than that various body types, no fat girls. Ok talent overall, nothing special. Mostly 5-7 range. Nothing higher than an 8 total. The best looking girls were probably one strawberry blonde girl with a nice ass and one brunette who's my type, natural busty, nice ass, nice tits. She had a prominent nose. If you looked at her with clothes on you might say she was butter facey but that body was just what like, healthy, curvy. Both of those girls made a ton of money on stage.