The Office Gentlemen's Club
5089 Rt 42, Main St South Fallsburg, NY 12779

It's probably more fun back at the Office than here

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Muddy
Aug 20, 2023, 9:03 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

South Fallsburg, NY. Saturday night. Sort of in a fairly wooded area. Area seems alright to me. Right across from a bright gas station though. Parking lot real small, but it wasn't busy yet so I got a spot. It's like a lawn. I walk in, a guy real guidoed out, (I didn't know they existed this far north) he was like Situation guy from the jersey shore. He tells me $20 cover. No drink minimum. I sit by the stage. Basically the club is bar then big stage. You'll see the LD open booths right next to the stage. Very little privacy looks like. Very well lit in there. I was quoted at $25 a song for those. Also bathroom is not marked it kind of looks like a phone old school booth door. They hollared at me when I was stutter stepping looking for it, near the womens bathroom and dressing room.

 

Lineup was 3 black girls, one chunky, two skinny. All 20's or 30's around. All looked natural. I can't say anything great, maybe 6's. Not terrible but nothing I wanted to spend on.

 

I was the only guy in the club at first. I hate being the only money in the club. I just tipped stage for a little bit. Eventually one black guy came through at the bar. If I know I'm not interested in anybody I don't stay too long. I mean at the end of the day, this place sucks. So does the next place I hit, Sidelines 2 Silhouttes. Don't even bother with these fucking places. Pass.

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