Just like the movie Roadhouse except replace Patrick Swayze with Fat Chicks

Columbus, Ohio. West side of town. Good location I think right across from the Hollywood Casino. Plenty of parking, walk in and buzz the doorbell. A lady comes to the window, come on in. $10 cover. Walk in. Pretty small inside, rooms are all along the right as you walk towards the stage. And then a small stage with seating all around. Bathrooms just on the left past the counter where you came in. I asked the older guy at the front desk and maybe he was dealing with something but he hollered at me when I asked him where the bathroom, it's right on the left there! As if I supposed to know that. Dickhead. Customers, various ethnicities, younger to middle age about 10 patrons some stage side, some at tables. Dances are $50 for 5 minutes and $100 for 15 minutes.

Dancers. If you like thin, petite girls, DO NOT COME HERE. All girls overweight. Is it too much Goetta? About 8 or 9. Looked like white and black. All looked 20 somethings about. I'll be honest the girls were not hideous, I mean they were ok just hefty. I like curves and I'm not into anorexic girls personally but this lineup crossed the line. With this kind of lineup there had damn well better be good mileage. $50 at the lowest price buy in, although it is 5 minutes and not by song, is still way too damn much.

Na I got the fuck out of here. Get Jenny Craig up in this bitch and come back to me.