Johnson City? I'm sorry, I was looking for Vagina City.

Johnson City, TN. Saturday night. Only strip club in the Tri Cities. Area seemed real fine, just outside of downtown, plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy in the window, says cover is $21. ID check. You get a wristband. Then get wanded down. Walk inside. Set up is bar on left. Bathroom just past that on the left. One main stage, one girl up at a time. And they have roster on a screen where you can see who is up dancing. Customers looked like mostly groups all ethnicities seemed like. Mix of younger and middle age. Well lit strip club. Nobody really tipping too much, I felt I was the only guy tipping the stage. A few exceptions. All the dance prices are on the table itself, which I like I think more places should do that. There are $15 air dances at the table. $80 for 15 minutes VIP in a curtained booth. Two touching allowed.

Dancers. About 25 dancers. Mostly white girls. One big overweight black girl but other than that thick to thin. I didn't see any plastic but maybe a missed it, mostly natural girls. I would say the lineup mostly leaned more neighborhood girl types not really models. One exception to that was some girl named Chanel who was tall and slender hispanic or mixed black/white girl from Kentucky. There was Maria a nice GND type with big tits who danced in a lot places in Florida. Gemma white lady with glasses was the veteran in the group probably in her 40's or 50's. Diamond was a brunette girl that's been there for 5 years which in stripper years is a long time. A blonde girl with blue eyes, forgot her name now nice boobs. No 9's or 10's in here. I would say more 5-7 range around.

The hottest girl in the place I thought was actually the bartender girl apparently she used to dance. Brunette girl 30 something, maybe 40. I woulda paid for that for sure. One girl told me she was the manager so I doubt she was danceable and I doubt she would be bending any rules even if she was. I ended up taking one girl who I won't name to the back because she promised the best mileage and I was able to suck on here boobs. Idk if that's allowed technically. Good two way touch, I didn't think $80 for 15 minutes was that a bad a deal especially considering it's Tennessee.