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The Roadhouse
333 Georgesville Rd
Columbus, OH 43228
Just like the movie Roadhouse except replace Patrick Swayze with Fat Chicks
Columbus, Ohio. West side of town. Good location I think right across from the Hollywood Casino. Plenty of parking, walk in and buzz the doorbell. A lady comes to the window, come on in. $10…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(dowler86)
Aug 8, 2023, 11:07 AM
D'Sires
3179 Main St,
Weirton, WV 26062
Rusty in the Rust Belt
Weirton, WV. Friday night after midnight. About as rust belty a part of country as you can get. Dean Martin actually is from just across the river in Steubenville. I parked on the street. Area…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(lurkingdog)
Aug 7, 2023, 5:38 PM
Stiletto's
301 4th Ave
New Brighton, PA 15066
Ghost town
New Brighton, PA. Friday night. Northern Pittsburgh suburbs, real safe area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, to a guy at the front. Pretty friendly dude, ID check and $10 cover. Asks if…
Aug 7, 2023, 3:13 PM
Fantasy's
7682 Ohio River Blvd
New Cumberland, WV 26047
Appalaychia or Appalatcha?
New Cumberland, WV. Friday night. Right by a casino but otherwise kind of out the boonies. Without tuscl or google you would probably never find this place. Plenty of parking, pretty big building. Walk in,…
Aug 7, 2023, 12:31 PM
Saturday Night Live
7950 Federal Blvd
Westminster, CO 80030
Saturday night live is probably the most overrated show in history
Westminster, CO. Saturday night. Busy road, Federal Blvd is. Area is fine. Small lot but I found a spot. I walk in to a guy at the front, cover is $10, ID check. Layout, bar…
Aug 3, 2023, 9:35 AM
Players Club
6710 N. Federal Blvd
Denver, CO 80221
Alright lets build a strip club and shove as many cuban girls in it as possible
Denver, CO. Saturday night. Just came from Saturday night live. Area seems fine, comerical area, busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the register ID check and I think cover…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Electronman)
Aug 3, 2023, 5:19 AM
Green Door Lounge
301 E Lincolnway
Cheyenne, WY 82001
Cabrini Green Door Lounge
Cheyenne, WY. Saturday around 6 or so. Basically downtown Cheyenne or just next to it. Plenty of parking in a fucked up lot. There are multiples doors I took the one that leads to the…
Aug 2, 2023, 1:12 PM
The Den Gentlemen's Club
8 US-85
Cheyenne, WY 82007
Wyoming's name: Lenape Indian word Mechewami-ing which means at the big plains
Cheyenne, WY. Early Saturday night. Sort leaving town going south but still in Cheyenne, not too much around. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, there like a store on the left and then…
Aug 2, 2023, 12:26 PM
Bare Back Saloon
729 Pilot Butte Ave
Rock Springs, WY 82901
Well you got syphillis Bare back saloon are you happy now? Condoms next time.
Rock Springs, WY. Friday night at around midnight. I believe the nearby Astro Lounge is listed as temporarily closed and they didn't pick up the phone so this might be the only club around for…
Aug 2, 2023, 5:20 AM
Club 91
1259 Yellowstone Ave
Pocatello, ID 83201
Do try to avoid strippers with severe cases of ADHD
Pocatello, ID. Friday night. Still pretty early. Plenty of parking, area is fine, commerical strip. Walk in, no cover, no nothing. To the left is a regular bar. To the right is the strip club…
Aug 2, 2023, 4:10 AM
That One Place Lounge
300 S Yellowstone Avenue
Idaho Falls, ID 83402
Oh Yeah...that one place where that crackwhore jerked me off, yes I remember now
Idaho Falls, ID. Friday afternoonish around 6 or 7. Nice town, good area. Plenty of parking on the street the lot was already full. Walk in, and greeted by the bartender who kind of does…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Studme53)
Aug 2, 2023, 1:22 AM
Fox Club Cabaret
2006 Ernest Ave
Missoula, MT 59801
Trying to find me a Hannah Montana
Missoula, MT. Thursday night. Home to the University of Montana. Drive up, commercial strip plenty of parking. Area seems fine to me. Walk up women in a cage on your right. ID check, cover is…
Aug 1, 2023, 2:21 PM
State Line Showgirls
6727 W Seltice Way
Post Falls, ID 83854
I'm trying to my Coer d'alene but right now I'm at Coer d'beergut
Post Falls, ID. Wednesday night. Just came from Deja Vu in Spokane. Plenty of gas stations around here, area seems fine. Walk in, to a chain. I wait there for a bit as the dancers…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Alfred69)
Aug 1, 2023, 2:19 PM
Deja Vu Spokane
8722 E Sprague Ave
Spokane, WA 99212
Bad times in the Lilac City
Spokane, WA. Wednesday night. You know between Dick's Hamburgers here in Spokane and Dick's Drive in in Seattle, (both unrelated) folks in Washington are eating a lot of Dicks. For good reason the shit is…
Aug 1, 2023, 11:10 AM
Blondies All Star Cabaret
736 10 Ave SW
Calgary, AB T2R 0A9
First review of this place, bad first impression
Calgary, AB. Tuesday night. Nobody's reviewed it yet so let's put it on the board. Pretty much downtown, commercial strip, small lot, but it was early enough that I found a spot. I walk in,…
Aug 1, 2023, 10:15 AM
Boudoir Rouge
907 9 Ave SW
Calgary, AB T2P 1L3, Canada
It takes about a decade to grow a Lanny Mcdonald mustache
Calgary, AB. Club is downtown, real safe downtown, most of these Canadien cities ain't really ghetto at all. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in, through hallway to the bar. Black guy comes up…
Aug 1, 2023, 7:27 AM
The Cathouse
3064 32 St NE
Calgary, AB T1Y 6J7, Canada
Calgary Flame Out
Calgary, AB. Tuesday night. This club is east of downtown. Drive up, plenty of parking. Area seems fine. Around 9. It's daylight at this time, and inside this club has red window pains to inside…
Aug 1, 2023, 4:02 AM
Shade Gentlemen's Club
10154 105 St NW
,Edmonton, AB T5J 1C9
Canada
Alright who was the better nhl team in the 80's, the Islanders or the Oilers?
Edmonton, AB. Monday night. Only a couple clubs open on Monday so the choices were limited. This club is downtown, you can park anywhere, probably a pay lot next to it, that nobody was enforcing.…
Aug 1, 2023, 4:02 AM
Saint Pete's Exotic Show Bar
11125 156 Street NW
Edmonton, AB T5M 1X9
Saint Peter would approve of this club. Mileage is catholic church level.
Edmonton, AB. Monday night. Big building, plenty of parking. Area seems fine, commercial area. Walk in, one of the dancers in civie clothes holds the door open for me in civie clothes. Walk in to…
Aug 1, 2023, 3:35 AM
Teasers Gentlemen's Club
10771 US Highway 287
Three Forks, MT 59752
Yellowstone got it's name/color because there aren't enough urinals in the park
Three Forks, MT. Right off the 90, so if your pulling off to take a piss you might as well stop in. Just north of Yellowstone Park and not far from Bozeman. Area is fine,…
Aug 1, 2023, 3:01 AM
Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club
1127 N Frontage Rd
Billings, MT 59101
Fun Fact: There are more casinos then humans in Montana
Na that's not true but it does feel like it.
Billings, MT. Sunday night. Around 8ish seemed like things were just kicking off. Plenty of parking, area seems fine. Although not on tuscl but on…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Wanderer51)
Jul 31, 2023, 4:02 PM
Nitro Club
1124 Pearl St
Boulder, CO 80302
Boulder, Colorado got it's name from all boulders found in it's streams
Boulder, CO. Saturday night. Right by University of Colorado at Boulder. You will see hordes of drunk college kids running around the area. Although it is July isn't school supposed to be out session, I…
Jul 30, 2023, 10:29 PM
Fabulous TNT's
4630 Austin Bluffs Pkwy
Colorado Springs, CO 80918
Fabulous? No, unless you mean gay as fuck. TNT? Yes bring lots.
Colorado Springs, CO. Saturday night. Commercial strip, busy road. Parking lot pretty full by I found a spot, if not plenty in the street. Area seems fine to me. Walk in, big bald white guy.…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Muddy)
Jul 30, 2023, 5:39 PM
Snooty Foxx
5975 Terminal Ave
Colorado Springs, CO 80915
Hey 🦊, stop judging people.
Colorado Springs, CO. Saturday night. This is definitely the upscale club in Colorado Springs. Big place, big lineup, real nice inside im guessing it’s newer. At the time I got there, dancers outnumbered customers by…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(One123456)
Jul 30, 2023, 3:22 PM
