Assville

Asheville, NC. Saturday night. Only club in town. Area seemed safe, right across the street from the Swannanoa River. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nice at the front kind of had the Donald Trump meets Sammy Hagar look going on. I showed him my ID. Then I went up to the door girl and showed her my ID. Cover was $12/free military. I walk in to the left. Layout is bar on right, bathrooms right across on the left. Seating and tables to you get to one main stage, one girl up at a time. Left side behind wall are no touch $25 dances. And on the other side are rooms starting at $170 for 15 minutes. Goes up for more time. Customers looked like mostly middle age white guys and a couple black guys. Not too crowded at this time yet.

Dancers. I thought this lineup was pretty good. I wasn't wow'd per se but a lot of girls that checked in on me I kept thinking to myself you know what I could get dances from her, her, her and her, although nothing I couldn't say no to. And not a lot of hell no's. Good quality, good floor of talent. A lot of 7's with some 8's. I would say about 20 or so girls. Various body types, did not see much plastic, mostly natural. No fat girls. Ages looked around 20's and 30's. Some names came to mind, Lowkey a nice black haired white girl with a nice southern accent from WV. Octavia a busty black haired white girl.

My issue with this club is that there's no middle ground, you really gotta be all in. $25 can't touch the girl dances on couches. I just wasn't interested in that. And then $170 to get into a room for 15 minutes. Cameras in there. Nothing crazy extra wise. I asked about sucking titties for a lot girls and many said no so I never pulled the trigger. One girl did say yes if I tipped her $100 on top. Yeah fuck that. There's no like middle option here, I'm doing VIP just to get good lap dances. I think the roster is real good but this clubs makes it hard to have fun. I'll overpay for clean VIP but you gotta be like a 9 or 10 and that I just did not quite see, at least for my tastes.