It's a hard knox life, for us. 'Stead of blowjobs, we. get. watched.

Knoxville, TN. Friday night. Start of a Knoxville strip club journey. Safe area, commerical road. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy in the window. Cover is $12, id check. Walk in. Layout, one main stage, one girl up at a time. Bathrooms on the right, it's a one a time bathroom. Lap dance area is a community dance room, benches, brutal $40 a song and the guy stands right by the door looking in. Customers a few white guys in here and a few groups of hispanic guys. Club theme is true to it's name, a lot of green throughout, I liked the vibe nothing fancy in here though.

Dancers. Maybe 11 or 12 girls. It looked like half light skinned black girls and half white girls. No fat girls that I've seen. Average to thin around. A couple white girls were very tall. I would say talent was mostly 6's maybe a couple 7's in there. Age wise looked mostly 20's around. Best looking girl to me was probably Bambi. Some overly tatooed chick with blue hair and I think fake boobs. I couldn't tell if she had big areolas or tattoed around them, either way it was interesting.

I thought about looking for a candidate for dances but this setup and prices seemed rough. $40 for one dance and the this guy is looking in at you while that's happening. It's not that private either I could see though the beaded curtain right from my table behind me. If I'm paying $40 for a dance y'all should be thanking me, not treating me like a criminal. How about we do this, let's say no and get a steak somewhere. There's gotta be better in Knoxville. I was off to MTM up the road.