Catherine Bach>Jessica Simpson all day

Knoxville, TN. Saturday night. Right off the Alcoa highway. Area seems fine. Big parking lot. Walk up and in. BTW watch the step here, while I was leaving I almost tripped and busted my ass. Inside there's a guy in the window. Take everything out and clear the mag yourself. To the window. Guy checks ID and cover is $15. They say minimum of 2 drinks. There's a food truck just outside on the patio area and he tells you you can get alcohol from the bar in the back. The guy in the back I get a beer and he gets two beers for me and charges me for two. I know there's a minimum but who the fuck does that. I said hey let me get a water and he gave me $8 back to buy one up front. Nothing cheaper than $8. I wasn't drinking anything I should've even have bothered, the didn't have club soda non alcholic stuff or anything like that. Let them yell at me out about it.

Layout is one big stage, a couple dancers up at a time. Customers all types of folks, mostly middle age though. Pretty dark in here. It's more of hip hoppy party club. Lap dances are $25 a song. And there's VIP I think it was like $125 or $150 either way there was cameras nothing crazy allowed.

Dancers. There was a blonde probably late 30's or early 40's probably the best looking girl. Other than that I wasn't crazy about the lineup. Black, white and hispanic. Some fake stuff. Didn't see fat chicks in here but thick to spinners type wise. Maybe 20 girls at this time. Nothing above a 7 in here. I couldn't find anything for me here, and said fuck this and left. The militant two drink thing turned me off.