Reviews by Muddy

Tampa, FL. Right by where the Buccaneers play. Not a lot of parking but I found a spot, if anything you got the streets in the neighborhood behind it. I walk up and a couple…

Tampa, FL. Saturday night after midnight. One of the spots in Tampa open till 6am. I had a plane to catch early morning so I figured I just run out the clock at strip club.…

Tampa, FL. Saturday night. I was actually here before which is not something I say a lot in at least when it comes to reviewing but last time I was here a couple years ago…

Seminole, FL. Saturday night. Just came from a Kenny Loggins concert, really why I was down here in Florida in the first place and figured I might as well hit up some strip clubs I…

Largo, FL. Saturday afternoon. Plenty of parking. Right on a commercial drag. Area seems fine to me. Walk in, guy standing at a podium. He mentions to me no cover before 7. No id check,…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday afternoon. Right across the way from the much more famous OZ on Route 19. Plenty of parking behind this club in the back. Walk up, and walk in to no cover, no…

Orlando, FL. Friday night after midnight. Didn't seem like a bad area, commercial strip. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk up to a guy in a bulletproof vest. Pat down he asks me if…

Orlando, FL. Friday night. It looked like parking was crazy, so I parked on the grass on the street. Apparently you can valet it but I didn't want to do that. Walk up a few…

St. Petersburg, FL. Saturday afternoon. Downtown St. Peterburg, the only club down here not far from where the Tampa Bay Rays play. It was raining pretty hard out when I was in the area so…

Orlando, Florida. Friday night. Commercial strip. Just came Rachels south. Plenty of parking in a lot. Walk up, black dude security guard in a bulletproof vest, pat down and walk in. Girl at the desk,…

Orlando, FL. Friday night. Big lot, security out front. Doesn't seem like a bad area, commercial strip. Walk up, no pat down. Walk in cover is $10 and free military. Head around. These Rachel locations…

Orlando, FL. Friday night. Near a freeway seems like a decent area, industrial. Plenty of parking. There's valet parking but I didn't use it. Quite a few sports cars. Walk up get greeted into the…

Buffalo, NY. Saturday after midnight. Right by the airport. Area appeared fine. Plenty of parking. Walk in guy at the front $10 cover and ID check. Set up, pretty nice spot inside, bar right in…

North Tonawanda, NY. Just north of Buffalo. Sort of like a nightlife strip on Webster street, area seems plenty safe. Right down a quiet alley to Alexanders. Walk in, down the steps no cover, no…

Buffalo, NY. Saturday night. I was looking at the map of where this place was, and wondered to myself if this was the hood or not. Na it's not, it's a decent area. No parking…

Buffalo, NY. Saturday night. Industrial area, sort of caged off lot. Plenty of parking. I actually came here first around 9, only one dancer they let me know, they said come back around 1030 so…

Duncannon, PA. Saturday night after midnight. Right across from a truck stop. Parking lot, just enough parking. Walk in, hispanic guy who was the dj comes to the front, asks everything out of pockets into…

Montoursville, PA. Saturday night. Right over by Williamsport home of the little league world series which is just another thing I don't and will never watch. Right off 180. Pass a hotel and to a…

Bloomsburg, PA. Saturday night. Just so y'all aware the club across the way, Sofie's Tiki lounge was closed looks like it's been closed for a while. Overgrown weeds and all that. This club right here…

South Fallsburg, NY. Saturday night. Sort of in a fairly wooded area. Area seems alright to me. Right across from a bright gas station though. Parking lot real small, but it wasn't busy yet so…

New Hampton, NY. In a wooded area. I don't think the whole building belongs to them as I heard folks drinking and hanging out upstairs. There's a lot, I parked wherever. Walk in, guy at…

Poughkeepsie, NY. I believe Mel Gibson grew up in Poughkeepsie until he moved to Australia when he was like 10. Saturday night. Area is fine. Strip mall. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in to…

Monticello, NY. I believe this place is now called Sidelines 2 Silhouette now. This place has not been reviewed in 8 years, I would soon find out why. Saturday night. The club is basically…

Coumbus, OH. Saturday night. It really starts getting going around 1030 or so. Small lot but I found a spot. Right next to a sex shop. Walk in, buzz the doorbell. Big bad guy says…

Mansfield, OH. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Drive parking lot seemed kinda light but get inside it's fine, I thought it might be dead though. There's an older blonde lady with giant melons, she's the…