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Bottoms Up Club

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, AR

Razorback? Bitch, I want my $10 cover back!

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Fayetteville, AR. Home of the university of Arkansas. Wednesday night. Area seems fine, a bunch warehouses nearby. Plenty of parking in the lot. This ain't really an upscale joint. More of a beat up dive…

Peppermint Hippo

Peppermint Hippo

Pineville, MO

Orgasming in the Ozarks

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Pineville, MO. Wednesday night. First stop before hitting NW Arkansas. Club is a big box up on a hill. Not much else around. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Friendly black dude up front, $10 cover,…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, OK

Only strip club around

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Roland, OK. Right over to the Arkansas border. From what I understand it helps a great deal for these club being on this side of that border. Sort of in truck stop type area. Plenty…

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, AL

Do not eat foosackyls before going to a strip club

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Mobile, AL. Friday night. Not a ton of options in Mobile. The Candy was closed. And the other Lotus is in the hood and home to all kinds of ghetto bullshit. https://utv44.com/news/local/lotus So it left…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, LA

Louisiana Purchase

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Shreveport, LA. Thursday night. Downtown. Right near the casinos. Huge police presence all around downtown. Including on car hanging right outside this club. The city must want downtown real safe. Anyway plenty of parking in…

J's Place

J's Place

Longview, TX

We're sorry, the B fell off

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Longview, TX. Seemed like a commericial area around here. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, you could walk in from left or right. Enter in. Layout is like just Texas dive bar, bar…

Jaguars Gold Club

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, TX

Shortview

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Longview, TX. Thrusday night. Seemed like an alright part of town. Plenty of parking in the lot. A couple guys in body armor outside do the pat down. Walk in. Girl at the register, id…

Visions

Visions

Tyler, TX

Vision Quest to exit this place ASAP

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Tyler, TX. About 1 hour east of Dallas. Thursday night. Fairly wooded area, not much else around. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nobody there go right to the bar. Latina bartender. She says $25 to…

The Pony

The Pony

Pensacola, FL

Watch the step coming in, you will BUST YOUR ASS!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Pretty nice club, closest one to downtown. Plenty of parking. Cover was $10 I think, military comp'd. Nice building, definitely an upscale joint. I head in…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Pensacola, FL

Blue Angels and Blue Balls

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Area seemed ok to me. Going down I think it was Northwest street, I went airborne over the fucking railroad tracks. Also this is the closest club to NAS Pensacola where…

Eden Cabaret

Eden Cabaret

Pensacola, FL

You find yourself in an annoying/loud, make it rain club, take a ricola in Pcola

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Right across from Babe's. You can this both from 110. Parking lot was full so I went in the lot next door. Walk in, big crowd in the small lobby. Guy…

Escapes

Escapes

Pensacola, FL

Escape from New York...in order to blow my money at a strip club in Pensacola

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Pensacola, FL. Friday night. Area seems alright, big car accident right out here in front though on that bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems ok. Walk in. Guy at the front, cover…

The Furnace

The Furnace

Birmingham, AL

Out of the Furnace

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Birmingham, AL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's. You know what I was going to hit some of the clubs in the southwest part of town but I just said you know fuck all this,…

Wesley's Boobie Trap

Wesley's Boobie Trap

Fairfield, AL

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★★★★★★★3.3/10

Dora, AL. Saturday night after midnight. Outside of Birmingham really way out in the fucking boonies. You driving in the woods and then there's a clearing with this club. That's where it's at. Plenty of…

Pony Birmingham

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, AL

Sammy Sosa is a white guy now

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Birmingham, AL. Saturday night. First stop in Birmingham. Nice part of Birmingham, big commercial area, all the big box and chain stores. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the desk. ID check. Cover was…

Fannie's

Fannie's

South Fulton, GA

Last day of 2023

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

South Fulton, GA. Near a few clubs, west side of ATL. Probably not the greatest area but not the worst. Sunday afternoon. I was passing though Atlanta on my way to North Carolina thought I…

Treasure Club

Treasure Club

Hickory, NC

Andrew Dice Clay voice Hickory, Dickory, Dock. My balls fell out of my jock.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Hickory, NC. Sunday night. New Years eve. Area seems fine to me. Right up the road from Thee Playhouse, the only two clubs in Hickory. I hit this one first I would go there after.…

Thee Playhouse

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, NC

New Year in Hickory

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Hickory, NC. Sunday night, New Years eve. Just came from Treasure club just up the road. Big lot, pretty full. Walk in, girl at the front desk. cover was I believe $20 or $25. Go…

Diamonds & Lace Showbar

Diamonds & Lace Showbar

Chattanooga, TN

Not one Baby Beluga at the Aquarium in Chattanooga. I checked.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Chattanooga, TN. Saturday night. Last stop. Right by the airport. I don't think this part of town is the greatest in Chattanooga but it ain't bad over here. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk…

Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill

Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill

Chattanooga, TN

Hey keep down the Chatta. We're all trying to listen to this very loud rap song.

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Chattanooga, TN. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy at the front behind the bar. ID check, I think the cover was $10 with a one drink minimum. I got…

Mouse's Ear

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, TN

Volunteers of America

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Knoxville, TN. Friday night. Commerical area, tons of stuff around. Safe area. Drive big sign says been around since '78. Park in the back. Parking is a little tight but I found a spot. Walk…

Dazey Dukez

Dazey Dukez

Knoxville, TN

Catherine Bach>Jessica Simpson all day

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Knoxville, TN. Saturday night. Right off the Alcoa highway. Area seems fine. Big parking lot. Walk up and in. BTW watch the step here, while I was leaving I almost tripped and busted my ass.…

MTM's

MTM's

Powell, TN

TN Strip Clubs. Yeah it's rough. Any Volunteers?..No? Shit, Ok fine I'll do it.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Powell, TN. Friday night. Just came from Emerald's. Area is fine, commercial road. Just a past a Weigals. Kind of a looks like a big shack. Plenty of parking. Walk in, older country guy greets…

Emerald Club

Emerald Club

Knoxville, TN

It's a hard knox life, for us. 'Stead of blowjobs, we. get. watched.

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Knoxville, TN. Friday night. Start of a Knoxville strip club journey. Safe area, commerical road. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy in the window. Cover is $12, id check. Walk in. Layout, one main stage,…

Treasure Club Asheville

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, NC

Assville

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Asheville, NC. Saturday night. Only club in town. Area seemed safe, right across the street from the Swannanoa River. Plenty of parking. Walk in, nice at the front kind of had the Donald Trump meets…

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