Somebody tell Joe to put his clothes back on. No dude, No.

Springfield, MO. Tuesday night. Stopped here right after Centerfold a couple blocks up the road. Apparently they are sister clubs. Plenty of parking. Area is fine, busy road. Walk in. No cover, no nothing. Everyone is at the bar. You know what there was a black guy bouncer at the end, I forgot he might've checked my id or gave me a pat down for weapons. It was one of those. I get a drink from the lady behind the bar. She introduces herself and was really nice she gave the rundown of the club. Three other guys, all at the bar. And only 3 dancers in the house. Layout is a small, not really stage more sectioned off floor with a pole. And lap dance area opposite bar on chairs, it was $25 a song IIRC. Also bathroom is dead ahead from where you walked in. Not a huge place.

Dancers. As stated only 3. Seemed like neighborhood, girl next door white girls. All 20 somethings. One brunette was a little thicker. One tatooed, goth chick, black short hair. And one Karen Carpenter level anorexic skinny red head girl. That was it. None horrible looking at all, but I just can't say I was interested in getting dances from any. They were all sort partnered up by the customers that were there respectively. It kind of stayed that way the duration I was there.

I hung by the stage and tipped the dancers for a little bit but when you see the whole lineup and not interested in any I don't really see the point in staying past that. Friendly environment though. The girls will go to you and thank you for your tips.