Kit Kats on Halloween? Good. To those who gave pennies: Go fuck yourselves

Portland, OR. Friday night. A lot of people in this area, well lit. Various bars around here. Also you got homeless guys begging for change. Walk in, guy with a big time western accent, all slow sounding think Sam Elliot. ID check, pat down. There might have been a cover I can't remember now. Walk in. It's actually a pretty nice club. You have poker tables. Bar on the right. Main stage left of that. Bathrooms left of that and side stage left of that. Seating in the middle. Dances are quoted at $50 a song, one way touch. They policed hard there's always a bouncer walking around the stage. Well lit joint.

Dancers. Not a bad lineup. Pretty solid. A lot 7's in there for me. I'm not kicking any of these girls out of bed but at these prices for me to buy you got to be outstanding at least for tastes. Mostly white black and hispanic in there as well. Not a big lineup maybe like 10 girls at the most. Some silicone. Looked around 20's and 30's.

Overall seems like a cool hangout, I don't think I've seen legit poker games going on in a strip club, it's a nice facility, gotta be newer. Overall though I was just not seeing the value here to partake in the fun. I said fuck this and headed out to the Golden Dragon.