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Stiletto Atlantic City
185 S South Carolina Ave
Atlantic City, NJ 08401
Meet me tonight in Atlantic City
Atlantic City, NJ. Saturday night. Atlantic city was like Miami of it's day, but then air conditioning came about and sort of killed the town. But here and it goes for a lot of the…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(robebt101)
Oct 23, 2023, 1:58 AM
Allure
9 Sydney St
Saint John, NB E2L 1B1, Canada
Do try not to fall asleep on Bay of Fundy beaches. Bad idea.
Saint John, NB. Saturday night after midnight. Downtown. This place is called Allure now. Parking on the side of the building. I wouldn't say this area is dangerous but there are some homeless folks in…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(doctorevil)
Oct 16, 2023, 7:24 PM
Angie's Show Palace
187 NB-132, Dieppe, NB E1A 1N9, Canada*
They can't say we never tried
Dieppe, NB. Saturday night. Just got out from a doobie brothers concert a couple blocks away. I love all that good shit. To kill time while the traffic is going lets go to strip club.…
Oct 16, 2023, 4:37 PM
Club Castaway
226 State Rd
Whately, MA 01093
Sara Jay in the house
Whately, MA. Friday night. This club recently re-opened and I wanted to check it out. Somewhat of a wooded residential area. Parking lot was little awkward but there are spots. Not a bad area. Walk…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Heellover)
Oct 16, 2023, 12:28 PM
Déjà Vu Sacramento
11252 Trade Center Dr
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
Sacramento/Home of definitely sane politicians who are great with money says CNN
Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Just came from Gold Club a few blocks away. Industrial park. Plenty of parking. Walk in to see nobody. Then I hear a voice, wtf. It's a small…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(PutaTester)
Oct 10, 2023, 7:19 PM
Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club
907 E Arques Ave
Sunnyvale, CA 94085
Yeah how about we not let crackheads in the strip club
Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Industrial park area. Nobody really around. Walk up to a girl in a glass window. Cover I believe was a brutal $35. Walk in, get patted…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(PutaTester)
Oct 10, 2023, 6:19 PM
Gold Club Centerfolds
11363 Folsom Blvd
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
Sacramento is spanish for "Sacrifice all yo money for these strippers, bitch!"
Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night. Industrial office park area. Plenty of parking. Walk up I see the bouncers yelling at a group of indian guys. Not sure what they did but the bouncers said to…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Muddy)
Oct 10, 2023, 4:35 PM
Pink Poodle
328 South Bascom Ave
San Jose, CA 95128
Somebody call the ASPCA
San Jose, CA. Friday night after midnight. Commercial area, busy street. Parking lot looked full. I parked in the lot across the street. Walk in, cover is $25 free military. Walk in layout is a…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(PutaTester)
Oct 10, 2023, 4:34 PM
Spearmint Rhino
81 W Santa Clara St
San Jose, CA 95113
Come on Everybody, we're all getting real gay down in San Jose! Follow me! 🌈
San Jose, CA. Friday night. This is in downtown San Jose. Streets were packed with young folks. Bar hopping. All kinds of restaurants. Crazy area at this time people wise. There's a parking lot in…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Jascoi)
Oct 10, 2023, 4:34 PM
Pure Gold Showgirls
3000 Sunrise Blvd
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
Bad news. No bar. Good news. You don't have to tip the vending machine.
Rancho Cordova, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Last stop of a Sacramento strip club journey. Commerical area. Strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in, I was confused if it was a sex shop or not,…
Oct 10, 2023, 3:49 PM
HQ Gentlemen's Club & Bar
851 Richards Blvd
Sacramento, CA USA 95811
Me and my ballsack up in the Sac
Sacramento, CA. Saturday night. Some type of big concert was let out so there was a ton of traffic going on. I finally get to the club. It's just outside downtown. Industrial part of town.…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Muddy)
Oct 10, 2023, 3:05 PM
Sporty's Bikini Bar
1053 E El Camino Real
Sunnyvale, CA 94086
Sporty Spice was a dyke
Sunnyvale, CA. Friday night. Area seems fine to me, commercial area, I think there was a Jack in box in the parking lot. This club is in a strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in,…
Oct 10, 2023, 1:10 PM
AJ's
393 Lincoln Ave
San Jose, CA 95126
Fuck you AJ
San Jose, CA. Friday night. Seems like a safe area to me sort of an industrial part of town. Small parking lot completely full I parked on the street. Walk in. Hispanic guy walks over…
Oct 10, 2023, 9:12 AM
Cloud 9 Show Bar
1110 Sumneytown Pike
Harleysville, PA 19438
Hey that's no Cloud, that's a...HURRICANE! RUN! 🌀🌊🌊🌊⛈⛈AHHH I CAN'T SWIM!
Harleysville, PA. More of a bucolic area out here. Big parking lot. Right across the way are a couple of houses straight outta Leave it Beaver then right across the street, strip club. Just a…
Oct 1, 2023, 5:22 PM
Utopia Cabaret
395 Benjamin Franklin Hwy,
Douglassville, PA 19518
Dystopia Cabaret
Douglassville, PA. Between Reading and Philadelphia. On Rt. 422 commercial sort of highway. Area not bad at all but it's a highway so try to slow down if you miss it you got a loop…
Oct 1, 2023, 5:19 PM
Club Risque Northeast
5921 Tacony St
Philadelphia, PA 19135
Not even Bruce Springsteen walks these streets anymore
Philadelphia, PA. In the Northeast on Tacony street. Although not far from the infamously FUBAR Kensington area, this part of Philly really isn't that bad. Although while it is north physically it's the northEAST, not…
Oct 1, 2023, 4:20 PM
Tally Ho Gentlemens Club
1555 E Henrietta Rd
Rochester, NY 14623
Tally-No
Rochester, NY. Friday night. Just came from Mirage. Plenty of parking in the lot. Safe area, near the airport, very commercial area and a lot of hotels. Walk in, the door. Black guy at a…
Sep 26, 2023, 4:58 PM
NuDen
1560 Lagan Way
Ottawa, ON K1B 3T1
Canada
The name Ottawa is derived from the Algonquin word “adawe”, which means to trade
Ottawa, ON. Saturday night. First stop on the night. Plenty of parking, industrial area. There's a 24/7 bagel place around the corner hear I ate at, coffee all that shit. Ketterman's. Just in case your…
Sep 26, 2023, 3:44 PM
Club 77
365 Rue Main
Gatineau, QC J8P 5K6, Canada
Free lap dance!
Gatineau, QC. Friday night after midnight. Residential sort of area, I parked on the street behind the club Walk up, plenty people hanging outside. Walk up to the lady at the desk. No francais I…
Sep 26, 2023, 2:59 PM
Le Pigale
99 Boulevard Gréber
Gatineau, QC J8T 3P9
Canada
A place to watch desperate men flopping on the stage all night
Gatineau, QC. Saturday night. Safe area, parking lot, plenty of spots but they must draw the lines smaller because it get tight. Walk up in and in. Bouncer pats down, no hats allowed in, you…
Sep 26, 2023, 1:54 PM
Bare Fax
27 York St
Ottawa, ON K1N 5S7
Canada
Just the Fax Ma'am. Alright if your throwing in a handjob too I'll take it, sure
Ottawa, ON. Saturday night. Alright parking situation sucks. This area is absolutley packed with looked like mostly college kids, bar hopping. I parked a few blocks away on the street and walked over. Passed a…
Sep 26, 2023, 1:52 PM
Mirage
414 W Ridge Rd
Rochester, NY 14615
Garbage plates may cause diarrhea
Rochester, NY. Friday night. I'm told this area isn't the best but it's not the worst they say. Parking is behind this joint. I see a bunch of folks leaving as I'm going in. I…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(chiefwiggum)
Sep 26, 2023, 1:49 PM
Playmate Club
175 Montreal Rd
Ottawa, ON K1L 6E4
Justin Trudeau is a woke faggot!
Ottawa, ON. Saturday night. There's some homeless in the area but it ain't too bad. This is on a commercial strip. I missed it a couple of time because the entrance is not on the…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(eternalia66)
Sep 26, 2023, 11:59 AM
Barrel
173 Anderson Ave
Rochester, NY 14607
Cock, Sock and Two Smoking Barrels
Rochester, NY. Friday night. Area seems pretty safe certainly not the ghetto part of Rochester I think more think more the college kid area, sort of in a residential area. Parking lot full but I…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(chiefwiggum)
Sep 26, 2023, 4:32 AM
