Portland, Oregon is named after Portland, Maine
Portland, OR. Friday night. Downtown. I was in Oregon checking out the coast and at night, strip club time. Parking is a bitch and I was paranoid about my car because this can be a crazy ass city. There's a lot that I think your supposed to pay for but I didn't just down the block. Walk over, big Somaon dude at the front, nice guy we were chatting a bit. BTW I noticed a trend there a quite a few island guys working these clubs. Walk in, I didn't see anybody at the desk, I checked reviews yeah your supposed to pay a cover but I just kept on walking to avoid they must've stepped away. I'll take that and use it on a drink.
Layout is just one long main stage, multiple dancers up at a time. Seating all around that. Bar at the back. Bathroom hook a left, it's a community all gender bathroom with stalls. Lap dances are 3 for $100 which for Portland ain't bad. Customers, all types, mostly groups. More of an upscale joint.
Dancers. In the objective sense I think this was probably the best lineup in Portland that I saw. For me a little too much work done in the lineup. For me like milk drinking, natural girls. I don't get the whole hard body, plastic barbie doll look but I get that a lot guys like that stuff. Face wise the girls are clearly pretty. All races I saw. White, black, indian, asian, mixed, hispanic. Probably 25 girls or so. 20's and 30's.
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