Pro Tip: Don't go to a Portland strip club with a Maga hat on

Portland, OR. Friday night. Not many reviews for this place, I wonder if it's new. I parked my car in a lot around the corner. There's a lot of people out here, food trucks clubs, all kinds of stuff going on. Mix of partiers and hoodrats. A lot of guys asking for change. I AIN'T GOT NOTHING HOMIE, I'M BROKE *Walks into strip club* Three bouncer dudes at the door. Pat down. Might've been a $5 cover IIRC. I can't remember now. Go over to the bar, my water was $4. Not many people like 4 or 5 other customers. Middle agish. This is one of those places where you got a lot in and out going on. Dances I was quoted at $40.

Dancers. They sometimes go up on stage, sometimes not. They sometimes are in the club, they sometimes go out and smoke out front. White, black, latina. Only like 5 girls I think. None fat. Average to skinny. Maybe like 5-7 range. One girl who had an alright rack. She was from Vermont. All these weird like eastern facial peircings. I said hey if we get dances can I suck on your boobs. No I got back. Well $40 is too much for anything less than that, and I just wasn't that crazy about much here. We were sitting at the bar silently and she asked if she were to get up on stage would I tip her, and I said yes I would. She got up on stage and I tipped a dollar and left. (I wasn't all bad some old guy dumped a bunch of money on her, maybe y'all should dance on the stage sometimes hint hint nudge nudge wink wink)

I was off to Kit Kat right around the corner.