Comments by Muddy (page 30)

Although I like fishnets I would think nude means nothing.

This place wasn’t that good anyway imo but it was the only spot in Wilmington.

Yeah school letting out and walking out of a strip club is not exactly peanut butter and jelly.

One thing, we do tend to have rose colored glasses while looking back. I'm not saying any y'all are wrong but there we should understand there is nostalgia bias, in everything, not just strip clubs. Gen Z is also a smaller generation then those before it. Maybe not as many strippers coming out of there. Could be a factor. Depends what your into to. Demographic change is real. For example if your into black or white girls in Los Angeles, it might be a little more difficult to find what your looking for then say 20 years ago. A lot of places are changing. For better or worse again depends on your tastes.

And another one it's like on here, idk why but Cheetah's Hallandale. Shoulder to shoulder. All full of ghetto fuckheads. The parking lot was like a fast and the furious get together. Yeah hell no.

Damn Sinclair I was just at a couple of those last weekend. You know it's tough some places have hot girls, with SHIT rules and some have no girls I'm interested at all in which case I just leave. The ones where I try to play and they then fuck with me, those are the ones I sort of take personally. But I try to brain dump all the shit clubs, because if nothing else is gained, at least crossed places off. Club 21 in Washington Heights, Manhattan. Uptown. Just some bar with dancers. I bought 1 $20 dance, they pull out a chair in the back and the bouncer literally stands right next to us while I get this dance, the bar and everything is right behind me. I felt personally attacked. The rules in Alberta make all the clubs terrible. No way around it. One place AJ's in San Jose, there's like another stage in the club, well lit, and you get up on the chair to get airdances. Basically the club has full view of you getting ripped off. Pharaohs in Buffalo. It was during Covid the head security dude was HUGE dickhead. I had my mask down around my mouth and he kept yelling at me. I asked about military discount coming in he shook his head and rolled his eyes. It's just a question dude, no is fine. Then I'm getting dances at this place, WAIT no touching at all. Another security dude comes in to break up the fun. You know me touching hips. God forbid. All mormon territory, mountain west most cases are pretty shitty. A couple in Boise Spearmint, Torch 2 just getting stared down during dances. Club 91 in Pocatello getting dances right behind the DJ's. Who thinks of this shit? I actually like San Francisco strip clubs but a couple were real bad. Roaring 20's I whipped out my phone to check a baseball score. And the dancer dancing on stage started yelling at me, the DJ stopped the music are started yelling NO PHONES, NO PHONES like there was a fire going on. Then the bouncers asked me to show them my photos in my phone. No problem I'll do that I ain't got nothing but I was like yo fuck this place. But at least TELL ME, no phones before hand, shit. There's a bunch of clubs all right there, so I just hit the next one. Then Mitchell Bros. I just got accosted by ancient strippers the whole time, super aggressive. I couldn't take it anymore, all hustle. Anything in Chicago proper is truly awful. Some of the hardest policed clubs anywhere. And the irony is, it's in a completely lawless city. The suburban clubs just outside ain't terrible though imo. And yeah blue moon in Phoenix was pretty bad, you just get ambushed by door vultures and that's it really. There's so many, I forgot a lot, I try to bounce before I try to burn money if I recognize it's gonna be a bad time. As rule most clubs aren't that good in my opinion. My ratings for awhile were all fucked up because I usually rate the place as the physical building, I didn't really incorporate the rules in that, I threw that in the value rating. And the girls, an average lineup was based on the girls number scale not the tuscl number scale. So average, below average was like 6 or 7 the average of the lineup instead of 5 is average like I do now. A girl that's a 5 you probably wouldn't want to fuck but here I guess that's average so for awhile my scores were all pretty high.

Probably majority clubs are there. It’s about finding quality in Jersey. Mileage is almost a given in a lot of places.

Let’s go baby!

If they ever shut down Desire half of TUSCL will homeless

Also when you’re driving around you have to play Maniac by Michael Sembello on repeat. Pittsburgh is the only city I can think of where you could be looking over somewhere and think to yourself, “Wait how the fuck do I get over there”

Yes *West not east sorry. In fact it's even in the name.

I'll be joking a lot with strippers I'm not interested in, just having chat and when I decline on dances they'll ask if they can get drink. It's a no. It's not always the most comfortable thing to switch gears on them but we have to accept the fact that not every interaction has a disney movie ending, sometimes it's not going to end well, just be ok with that. Just say sorry you don't do the drink hustle. If it gets into a back forth I just say aight whatever and stop talking. If it keeps going I get up and move somewhere else. Be tenacious with money, your not a rich dude bootylover. I'm a very us against the world when it comes to my money, I'm like William Wallace with that shit. My cheapness trumps me being friendly. I'm always thinking about that next OTC that's going to cost like 400 bucks, can't be wasting it on some faggy mixed drink that let's be honest she's just going to says thanks and get up with it and go to the next customer. I don't make enough money for any of that bullshit.

I feel the same way about Jennifer Beals. I don't know how much extras are going to be in Pittsburgh. Last I remember the big clubs there were monitored. Talent wise probably the best you'll find are at Spearmint Rhino and Cheerleaders. Maybe Rick's too. You also got the Filly Corral out in the suburbs. More laid back kind of neighborhood hangout spot with GND types maybe give Tennyson Lodge a shot. No cameras in those booths but I don't know how many girls get down there. Controversy, stunk when I went but I heard you can maybe get extras there. Cricket, slow. And the hip hop rapstar clubs in town are in Mckees Rocks, True Diamonds and Club Erotica. If you want a definite down and dirty club, you got Fantasy's in West Virginia not too far from there, probably like 45 minutes or so east of Pittsburgh. The dancers there are very open about the experiences there, as soon as I walked in they told me "Oh we fuck here" Maybe not the best lineup but the time I went I found a baby stripper gem had a pretty good time with. Maybe you get lucky. Alot of the clubs outside the city were so damn slow on what should be primetime nights, I kept seeing that shit, like 2 or 3 dancers. Stilettos, Beemers, Hideout (didn't even bother going in with two cars in the parking lot on a friday night) and Lakeside lounge. Beehive Bar is closed for good. Breakfast hit Don's and get a Wet Judy. Don makes all the food himself.

Na hey man it's gotta be fun. For me if I'm going to the same club every fucking weekend I would get sick of that shit so quick. What helps me I like to change it up a little bit keep things brand new, new girls, new everything all the time. Maybe switch off from Pandora's. Or hell like the other guys are saying do something else. Once this shit stops being fun I'm out too. You can always come back later, it ain't goin anywhere.

"been told I'm very decent looking" Yeah your no longer welcome here

I’m into brunettes as well personally but this is not even debatable. To begin with it’s very rare only around 2% of the worlds population overall have blonde hair. But it’s just a fact hot blonde girls are extremely coveted all throughout the world. In strip clubs the hot blonde girl is always GPS’d to the max. Everybody wants her. On seeking in NYC forget it, COMPLETELY unaffordable. It is what is. Most people have dark hair in the world so the golden locks stand out. I’m trying to think when was the last time I even banged a hot blonde in or out of a strip club. It’s been a while. Shits always too pricey.

^^^Only Ken Griffey Jr. that’s it. Only exception.

If she's hot she can come to me in a shopping cart. Or hell I'll even carry her to the motel 6.

Btw Bruce Bochy. Talk about an all time manager.

You know what good for the rangers. If you look at their history it’s pretty bad. Haven’t won shit and their two greatest all time players are big steroid dudes.

https://www.wcbu.org/local-news/2023-10-27/peoria-man-charged-with-shooting-bouncer-second-person-at-downtown-club Sounds like a beef with the bouncer. That’s not a job I would want to do. Last I went a lot of shady characters hanging around that area in downtown Peoria. Not a small time spot though.

You know I could see blah working in like a horror house style strip club. I would pay to dollar for that. Top dollar.

What movie was she best looking in. I mean Anger Management she was so god damn hot. Then you got my cousin Vinny, with the whole Brooklyn girl gum chewing thing with hair and the accent. Shit sign me up.

I think you have to atleast get to shotgun willies. It will atleast have the girls your looking for

Fuck all that shit. Us men are awesome. Girls have cooties.