Marisa Tomei

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TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
So the tv is on and it just happened to be tuned to the abc network and jimmy kimmel is on. I won't go into how kimmel morphed from a formerly funny guy to a male version of aoc. Ok I just did but this post isn't about him, it's about Marisa Tomei.

She's the first guest on his show and she's looking good. Cute and bubbly, big smile, happy, etc. It seems like she's been around forever so I was curious and looked her up. She's 58, going to be 59 in less than 5 weeks and she could pass for 35.
I'd do her without pause if the situation arose.

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DennisKe
a year ago
My favorites are trashy blondes and black women with big asses. Marisa has them all beat.
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Brahma2k
a year ago
Tuscl Celebrity Hall Of Fame: Marisa Tomei plays a stripper in The Wrestler.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7y7oy_…
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Muddy
a year ago
What movie was she best looking in. I mean Anger Management she was so god damn hot. Then you got my cousin Vinny, with the whole Brooklyn girl gum chewing thing with hair and the accent. Shit sign me up.
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Studme53
a year ago
Love her !
The way she looked dancing on stage in The Wrestler was incredibly hot. Very fit and genetically gifted milf Jersey stripper. Just like my current ATF.
Oh yeah, she’s a great actress too.
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Context21
a year ago
I concur Marisa Tomei is still very attractive. In regards to Jimmy Kimmel, I’m pretty sure Sarah Silverman went to town on him with a strap on when they were married, turned him lip of wrist.
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motorhead
a year ago
I still laugh out loud when I watch this

https://youtu.be/Da7GSy-6mJY?si=XJCRSKDy…

She’s the best. Funny and hot
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OG12346
a year ago
Sophia V at 51
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rickthelion
a year ago
Does anyone else get the vibe that OSU ape actually has an unhealthy attraction to Jimmy Kimmel?

I mean really, this post reads like it was written by a male that has been jackin’ it to Kimmel for a long time, until Marisa Tomei was on and he said “ooo…now I have an excuse to post about my man crush”.

ROAR!!!
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skibum609
a year ago
Italian women are super-hot.
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shailynn
a year ago
Side note - both Jimmys really suck as late night hosts anymore.

I miss Dave. Used to watch him every night when I was in college.
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Dolfan
a year ago
I'd postulate that the viewer has changed just as much as the host, but I'll try to get back on topic.

Yeah, she's fuckin hot. One of the few chicks older than me that I'd be quite happy to fuck. I obviously don't know shit about her personality, but if any of what you see in her movies is a reflection of that she seems like she'd be blast to hang with too.
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motorhead
a year ago
Maybe it’s just me because I’m old - or women are aging better (better diet, exercise, cosmetic surgery) - but we are in a golden age of hot women over 50…in addition to Ms Tomei


Jamie Lee Curtis
Julie Bowen
Jennifer Anniston
Sharon Stone
Liz Hurley
Jennifer Lopez

Just off the top of my head
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TheeOSU
a year ago
Speaking of unhealthy attractions...
Through the years I have never had an interaction with fake rickylyin. I never said a word to him or about him because let's face it, only a moron would actually think portraying a lion on a strip club website is a noble ambition and productive way to while away the days and normally I wouldn't waste my time addressing or responding to his foolishness but he has a long history of taking shots at me in his feeble attempt to say 'hey look at me, i'm a pathetic liberal fool that actually thinks that acting like a lion on a strip club website to take shots at people that post conservative comments is cool and funny' so just this one time....

Well rickilyin if taking feeble shots at me and other conservatives while playing the extremely foolish and not funny at all make believe childish role of a lion on a strip club website is your only gasp at getting a shits and giggles chubby in your awkward delusional make believe role go for it, but in reality perhaps your time would be better served and more fulfilling if you actually released your inner lyin and ventured out into the real world to protest against capitalists, protected borders, and other causes of the week instead of just confining your childish drivel to tuscl.

Wrap your juvenile mind around that mr lyin, there's a whole world of like minded fools out there that you could merge with. You might even luck out and meet jimmy kimmel then you could proudly tell him how you defended his honor against a mean right winger on a strip club website. Maybe he'd thank you with a smooch on your cheek or let you fondle his little kimmel.

BTW, I think I know which tuscl member you really are but I'm not ready to out you yet so for now I don't see any reasons to engage you again. Let's just say I'l keep it zipped. ok bye
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DrStab
a year ago
Friend of mine works in the movie industry, pretty high-up production guy. Says Marisa is a total cunt.

I would definitely do her, though.
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Dolfan
a year ago
One of the few times I agree with Motor on the definition of beauty, but I'd totally bang Jule Bowen, Jennifer Anniston, Liz Hurley, and J-Lo. Jamie Lee & Sharon Stone maybe not so much, at least not based purely on looks.
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mark94
a year ago
Keep in mind that makeup, with great lighting and camera effects, can dramatically improve how someone looks.
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misterorange
a year ago
If she was 95 I'd still fuck her. Just close my eyes and think about that movie "The Wrestler". https://images.celebritymoviearchive.com…
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gSteph
a year ago
^^ Da-amn, that's some nice nipples 😋 in that pic
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DennisKe
a year ago
In addition to Marisa's hotness, "The Wrestler" is a damn fine movie. Mickey Rourke's best, and he absolutely should have won best actor, but you know what they say about burning bridges.

I think Marisa was nominated for Best Supporting Actress.
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rickthelion
a year ago
Ooo… looks like this rick struck a nerve. Most posters on this thread may like the Tomei but we now have ironclad evidence that OSU ape likes the Kimmel. ROAR!!!
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rickthelion
a year ago
However, this rick feels bad about makin’ the rest of you good apes think about OSU jackin’ it to the Kimmel, so I will share some highbrow Tomei art. https://artvee.com/dl/the-actress-marisa… I’m more partial to the Brie Larson myself, but whatever floats your collective boat. ROAR!!
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DeclineToState
a year ago
I prefer brunettes. To me she's way hot regardless of age - a 9+ (with Liz Hurley being 10). Big time MILFy in some of her later movies such as Crazy Stupid Love and Ides of March. Haven't seen The Wrestler and will have to check it out.
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motorhead
a year ago
I’ve never seen “The Wrestler” either. Will definitely have to check that out

I used to be a huge Mickey Rourke fan in the 80’s until he ruined his face

We often talk about how bad surgeries fuck up women - but the door swings both ways
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twentyfive
a year ago
^ I wasn’t very impressed by Mickey Rourke’s performance in The Wrestler TBH I haven’t seen him in a movie I liked since The Pope of Greenwich Village, and truthfully Eric Roberts put in a better performance.
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Studme53
a year ago
Micky was committed in the Wrestler. He got all swoll’d and roided-up for the role. I liked him in Diner.
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Specialj
a year ago
I thought he was pretty good in sin city
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gammanu95
a year ago
I actually looked up and watched The Wrestler because of this thread. **SPOILER**: I was not a fan of the Sopranos-style ending** That was some of Rourke's best work. He was fun to watch in Sin City because of the character, he phoned-in Iron Man 2, but this was an Oscar-worthy performance. Marisa Tomei as well, Oscar-worthy acting and an indescribably sexy appearance. She was next-level in that film and truly embodied the MILF-stripper.
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weber40
a year ago
I think the name of the movie is “before the devil knows your dead” Phillip Seymour Hoffman & Ethan Hawke are in it. Opening scene Marisa is getting nailed from behind & its a pretty damn good scene. Possibly a double but sure looks like her.
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wallanon
a year ago
Thanks to the power of the internet I realize now I didn't give enough credit when she was in peak form. But she's definitely maintained the hotness. Not quite Liz Hurley and Salma Hayek levels of magic, but I'd wager she's had less work done.
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Studme53
a year ago
Marisa is real and a much better actress than Liz and Salma. Don’t get me wrong, they’re both red hot and and favorites for this old guy, but Marisa is on another level.

If I had to play F, M or K with the 3, I’d marry Marisa.
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