Comments by aham5 (page 4)

They pump up their Instagram regularly. Appears to be the same ownership as wildmustang?

Cover is usually $20 on weekends

Good review. Sounds accurate

Was it Friday or Saturday? Not that it really matters

Sounds accurate, unfortunately. And are we now so sensitive that we can't describe a dancer as overweight? He didn't even say fat. What would be an appropriate term? "Bigger" ? Chubby? Chunky? Heavy? Wide? It doesn't require a medical degree to identify an approximate BMI. bmi of 25 to 30 is the medical definition of overweight. He may have actually been generous in not using the appropriate medical term "obese" which is a BMI of 30 or greater. Maybe the OP works as one of those guys that guess your age or weight at the carnival? And I'll give Dinobravo the benefit of the doubt here that he wasn't being mean in his description. He has 70+ reviews and consistently provides the details that most of us want to know about a club we might visit. And when it comes to describing dancers.... the body size and shape is what drives our attraction.

1. Michigan 2. Florida I don't get to Texas or Arizona enough to comment other than what I've read. Not sure how Louisiana makes your list. But to each their own opinions

Dayshift definitely has some older dancers here, but that's pretty typical for dayshift around here. But I've never not found a young hottie to my liking here. If you waited only 20 minutes you probably missed the hot dancers. I'm not a FC shill either. I'll frequently try LS BT and even a drop by at Cricket or Bogie. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt that you just stopped on an off day. But this is typically a solid stop if you're willing to spend.

Pretty typical pricing for byob clubs in Iowa. If the club can't make money off drinks sales.... they gotta make it off dances. Not sure what time you were there. It's typical busier after 10pm.

You've reviewed this club 3 months in a row

Club ad? Or just a poor review? I've never seen anyone call the Bogarts dancers described as 7/10, young and attractive. If you missed Tori ( she's been there every day shift I've been) you need a repeat trip.

I've always felt BT is a step below FC and LS on average. I've had a few stellar trips to BT. But quite a few lackluster. I still go back. To me I'll find high quality at FC 99/100 visits. LS is more like 85% ( dayshift seems to slack here) I'd say BT is more like 75%. Cricket is 50/50 at best....

There was ( still is ?) Amber at FC. I think most of her squad moved to Vegas, but I saw Amber last trip. This Amber is blonde.... but easily 125 to 130 lbs. How many Amber's can Detroit metro have?

Damn I thought it was no cover til 7pm?

Your @ insta has all of my Alyssa Milano fantasies from junior high resurfacing. Sorry, I can't help with your question. I feel like the totals the guys above are saying sound low though.

Accurate review. Reece is the only one I recognize. She's been there a while. I remember when she started as a little Iowa State college student 5 or 6 years ago? If you want some amazing sensual dances, Natasha has set the bar.

I would guess the pimps at FC might have something to say if they start undercutting the prices.

Accurate review. I typically see about half white dancers here. Very few of the college girl hard bodies though. I've often thought maybe this club gets the baby strippers that want to keep their pants on. All other DSM clubs are nude. This is the only club in town that hires urban appearing black girls. Tats, braids, teeth bling...

Accurate review. Depending what time you arrive, you may have missed the lunchtime crowd. Can be really slow here during the day, but it's very hit or miss. Many of the girls will not take the stage or mingle on the floor if they don't see much for prospective PLs. I haven't been here for night shift in years. But it is the only day shift option in DSM. If you're lucky some of the more friendly dancers will be there. They list the roll call on Instagram. If Alaska is working you should make a trip. I feel like there is unmet potential here. I believe owners /management is all around poor.

Get the 2 beer "bucket" for $9 .

Not exactly a hole in the wall? It is EXACTLY a hole in the wall. 11pm is probably past the bedtime for many of the geriatric dancers at this club.

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I mean, Ann Arbor is about the same travel time to Romulus as downtown Detroit would be.

Too bad Kelly circa 2018 isn’t still around.

How many clubs can there be that Muddy hasn't been to?