It only takes one gem to salvage a strip club tour.

I had an early afternoon available for a strip club tour. My first stops were Bogarts and Henry VIIIN. This was an early afternoon visit so my expectations were low. The clubs did not exceed my low expectations. The talent was very disappointing at both clubs. Overall, the dancers were old, unattractive and out of shape. I ordered a beer at both clubs but abandoned it before finishing because the talent was just not enticing.

The Cricket was the third stop on my afternoon tour. The club has been described previously: It has a fenced parking lot that is safe for self parking. No cover in the afternoon. Bathrooms are well maintained. No bathroom troll. The club is clean and mid scale. Dancers perform on a raised stage, going topless by the second or third song. Drinks are typical strip club prices as in $7 for a domestic beer or bottle of overpriced water. The private dance area requires a one time $10 admission fee. It consists of 4 or 5 small cubicles with privacy curtains and a bench seat in each cubicle.

Overall, the talent was only marginally better than Bogarts and Henry VIIIN. About half of the dancers were overweight and had bodies that appeared to be modeled on fire hydrants, but with fewer curves. Fortunately, there was a smattering of attractive, in shape dancers. I talked with Pixie, a petite AA dancer. I also talked with Kitty, an attractive MILF. Both dancers were attractive but had somewhat limited services for a private dance. I was on the verge of leaving when I struck up a conversation with Hazel, an attractive dark haired woman with a nicely toned body and olive skin. Her private dances were exceptionally good and I left a happy man. Hazel splits her time between the Criket and the Landing Strip. She is highly recommended.