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SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance

Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 204)

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5 years ago
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Staalbal
Washington
Fake Tits
^ I'm being honest and every time I see a civie chick that gets a boob job I shake my head and think to myself only "it's a crying shame that she felt the need to do that."
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5 years ago
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MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
Psychology of the Best Strip Club in America
I'd get a dance with a Halo-halo as long a she didn't mind my lumpia getting in the way. And if you go to Club Lust I say you go with Juicy or Juicy Trish.
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5 years ago
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Staalbal
Washington
Fake Tits
@Subra LOL not to nitpick but that's exactly my point. I like big tits too, but I nitpick whether or not they are real. Others that like big tits DON'T nitpick them like I do.
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5 years ago
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MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
Psychology of the Best Strip Club in America
I take it Lumpia wouldn't go over well as a name.
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5 years ago
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Staalbal
Washington
Fake Tits
Given that I don't observe many other PLs like me when I'm at a club and based on this topic, I don't think TUSCL regulars represent the "typical" PL demographic. I think these guys are more casual and less frequent customers of clubs and will splurge when they do visit and don't really bother to nitpick the finer details about a stripper like whether or not she has fake tits. And yeah, I've changed too. In my 20's and early 30's I had faves and (former) ATFs at the time that had fake tits. I also had no issue watching porn with women with fake tits. It didn't matter to me back then. But as I clubbed more and I got older, my tastes changed and the more it mattered that a woman was all natural. Now in my 40's I don't find fake tits attractive whatsoever. Over five years ago was the last time I had a dance with a fake tits stripper. Now I wouldn't get one with her.
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?
I'm telling you guys, san_jose_creep literally just wants to post about his fantasies of his sex organization and how one should be with strippers as a defense mechanism to deal with the PTSD and trauma from losing his marriage and fortunes from excessive past mongering. It's also his only escape from his destitute life as a homeless man in San Jose. TUSCL is really all he has so he is dedicated to it more than the rest of us. It's to the point that the posting is more important than him actually doing what he is posting about. It's because he can't actually do those things in real life. He's too proud/arrogant/stupid to admit any of this, though.
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?
^^^^^ IRONY!!! (LMFAO)
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?
@Muddy9 no worries. I commend you on your approach for future marriage. It's the safest way, unless of course you have a wife that wants you to go see strippers. LOL san_jose_creep has me on ignore too so your responses should confuse him. I hope so!
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?
^^^ And perhaps you are a guilt ridden man that ruined your own marriage and rather than face yourself in the mirror on this issue you would rather pass judgement on others as a defense mechanism.
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?
^ LOL san_jose_creep you would much rather post about said organization for years and nauseum rather than actually form one. You are all just talk. No action whatsoever.
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?
And for all of san_jose_creep's "learning" at strip clubs, what does he have to show for it? A free TUSCL account and tens of thousands of posts via the free computer access at the public library. And no money to actually go to a strip club.
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?
LOL san_jose_creep is a cautionary tale here. He lost his wife and his fortunes to excessive stripper and AMP whore mongering. He's what any married PL *could* become if they approach mongering like he did.
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5 years ago
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NJBalla
New York
How long did you wait to club again after wedding? And why?
For me it was after about five years of being married*. It was simply for variety and a return to old habits. It's never been because of my wife. It's just a hard "habit" to break. A personal obsession/issue. *Note that my wife and I lived together for about five years before getting married and during that time I went to strip clubs and she also knew about it going into our marriage. And she still married me. :) (LMFAO Nicokeyes has no clue about men and marriage. Such an assuming dumbass.)
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5 years ago
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Staalbal
Washington
Fake Tits
I don't find them attractive at all and will pass on any stripper with them. To me they cap a woman at a "7" no matter how attractive everything else about her is. It's a crying shame that some women feel they need them.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Replies to VIP Thread Titles
@4got2wipe no disrespect taken. And to me the paradoxical thing about san_jose_creep is that he's on a strip club discussion forum but yet he hasn't been to a strip club this century. Also another paradoxical thing about him is that he calls VIP forum a circle jerk but yet wants to post replies to the discussion titles. I could point out a bunch of things, and if you want paradoxical, he's the ultimate,!
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
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LMFAO all san_jose_creep has to do is write one stinking review or article to get VIP access. But LOL he doesn't, and we get this thread instead.
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6 years ago
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FTS
[OT] Video Games
I am playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and State of Decay 2 a lot at the moment. I also play CoD WWII and Battlefield V on my Xbox. I also recently played Super Smash Bros Ultimate on the Switch - best fighting game ever. I was a huge Civ IV PC fan and play FreeCiv on my phone. Civ is a really good game series. Played Minecraft and Counterstrike on PC a lot too. I've been a video gamer all my life since the first pong console.
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6 years ago
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Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
Why men use prostitutes
Projection much?
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6 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Bond, James Bond
"Excuse me but would you like some complimentary coke and nuts?"
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6 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Bond, James Bond
@Warrior15 I'm surprised a gay male Southwest attendant hasn't propositioned you on a flight before. Are you sure he wasn't offering you a line of coke to sniff off of his nuts in a subtle way?
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6 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Bond, James Bond
LOL @reverend it does look fascinating. Raises questions like does 1st class get a private dance and can you use the call button for such? I would much rather it be a Swedish airline, though.
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6 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Bond, James Bond
Eva Airlines also has hot as fuck stewardesses. I like them better than Singapore.
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6 years ago
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future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
While it just so happens that we like outfits that make us look hot and pretty,
LMFAO is IceyDodo speaking from a man's or woman's perspective? If IceyDodo is truly a man, then how the fuck does he know for sure "Looking sexy and getting male attention has nothing to do with whether or not that was her intent"? Sounds a lot like a woman. LOL.
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6 years ago
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PaulDrake
Off again on again PL
Boob Job Detective - Episode #2
When it comes to boob job capers call me Surelock Domes. IMHO she looked like she once had perfectly perky all natural B cups.