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5 years ago
I avoid the angry lesbian stripper like the plague. I've always had a good 'gay-dar' and I simply trust it now. But one obvious clue is that she's a dick dodging dancer and really doesn't give your actual boner that much attention. A true lesbian is going to be as repulsed by a dick in her crotch as much as a straight man would be.
Other generalities only are
- she likes doing the rougher stuff like pulling your hair or slamming her ass down on your crotch or pushing her foot on it
- she might be more controlling in a dance like grab and guide your hands a little too much
- she might enjoy stage tipping a hot stripper more than you do
- she might have a butchy hairstyle
- she might be the more 'alt' or goth type of dancer
Again all generalities.
article comment
5 years ago
^ OP is posting about actual stripper interactions in real life, not a fantasy in your own head, san_jose_creep.
@jpwsnoose nice simple article. I would add that you should politely but quickly cut off and disengage from any stripper that you have no interest in. If one is trying to hustle you for dances and you already know that you don't want any from her. Politely but also quickly tell her no thank you so that you can stay focused on finding a stripper that you want time with.
Also to your point about conversation, I try to keep it light and flirty. Don't get into deep conversation and keep it all about how hot and sexy she is. Keep it about YOUR sexual fantasy being with a hottie like her.
discussion comment
5 years ago
LOL san_jose_creep's assumed accusation that PaulDrake is committing marital infidelity because he LDKed OTC is nothing but a deflection defense mechanism for the guilt and trauma he bears for cheating on his own wife with strippers and AMP whores.
LOL his claim he did it for "survival", as if you could die from staying faithful, is another defense mechanism.
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5 years ago
^ @san_jose_creep here's your own words posted on Sept 17, 2019.
"I cheated on my wife, in Strip Clubs and AMPs. Even going to a strip club and spending time and money there is cheating.
But I have never bragged about it.
I did it because I was dying in the marriage, I was just trying to survive. But I knew it was not a long term workable strategy. And again, I am not trying to justify it.
Eventually I was able to bring legal force to bare and lawfully remove the wife and end the marriage. Doing that is extremely painful. But it had to be done."
^ It was in this thread: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68641
So LOL FYI TFP is staying inside the four corners of your own TUSCL posts, HYPOCRITE!
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5 years ago
Ha Ha Ha @san_jose_creep all my LDKs have been real interactions with real strippers in real life. And out of hundreds of LDKs I can still count on one hand how many times I didn't because of losing my boner.
LMAO OTOH when did you ever DFK a sex worker and continued to see her OTC? Was it even this century?
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5 years ago
When my wife and I need the bedroom to ourselves we lock the cats out and ignore the obsessed scratching and meowing at the door. It was kinda off-putting the time we didn't and as I'm on top of my wife the cat climbs onto my back and sits there. It's not the kind of multiple pussy I want.
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5 years ago
^ That's only because you can't get a civie woman as a GF and so are resorting to a whore's GFE.
The fallacy in your logic is that you're too big of a dumbass to realize even a whore doesn't want to be with your creepy ass unless she's paid
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5 years ago
"...I really should be more of a ROB. Having a conscience sucks"
@nicespice In my anecdotal observation I'm not so sure a ROB makes more than a consciencious stripper/SB. The ROB may make more immediate money on a single transaction but she will also turn off the more discerning customers and lose income to the more consciencious ones that don't rip off a customer at every opportunity.
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5 years ago
In GTA V juice can live the life he envies which is that of a PL that goes to the casino, wins $$$, and spends it all on strippers and street whores. Oh wait, that is his life already. LOL I thought the point was to live a fantasy in a video game.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Better hope Fido's chew toy doesn't look like your nutsack.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Just don't close your eyes when she's giving you a really sloppy BJ and you feel more tongue and teeth than normal.
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5 years ago
"What Founder did, reopening our old threads and letting threads stay open is a huge improvement. I allows for a much greater diversity of discussion."
Hey creep, when you are the only one posting in a thread, day after day after day, it isn't a diverse discussion whatsoever. It's simply you mumbling to yourself.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Front room make out session, then take her to the dance room when it's time for your pants to stay on. Continue to LDK with her OTC. In real life.
I once thought about and even set up an OTC LDK but I chickened out and cancelled. I know my personality and I would like it too much.
discussion comment
5 years ago
All the clubs in Portland are fully nude and there's no restrictions on private dances being that way too. There are a few clubs that have different dance rates for it and topless. SinRock is one for sure that has $40 fully nude and $25 topless. Also a good portion of strippers here also offer cheaper topless dances.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@PaulDrake LOL 100 is a good milestone. With just my ATF DS over the last 3 years I'm gonna low ball my estimate at 200.
Over my entire 30 year life as a PL, it's probably over 400.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Side note, almost 5 years later san_jose_creep still doesn't look inwards as to the reason he's divorced.
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=30827
In this thread he claims he cheated on his wife just to survive and his wife's fidelity was only because she didn't like sex and then she used her fidelity to claim a moral high ground over him during their divorce. LMAO as if it's an issue that she stayed faithful and that he would have died if he didn't cheat on her.
san_jose_creep the only way to get over your PTSD and move on from your divorce is by accepting that it was YOUR fault and stop blaming everything else but yourself. Despite your deflections, denials, and excuses, all lame BTW, you are still HAUNTED by GUILT and it keeps eating at you. LOL your defense mechanisms clearly aren't enough. Hence this thread and many of your defense mechanism posts.
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5 years ago
@san_jose_creep TUSCL has you not going to strip clubs this century and not writing reviews but yet posting ad nauseum to be the paragon of pathetic. No one comes close to you in that regard.
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5 years ago
I had Popeyes yesterday. And it didn't give me the shits.
Dude looks like someone that could be juice, but that's just about every overweight redneck I see.
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5 years ago
^ You should also fold all bills into an A-frame before putting them down.
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5 years ago
san_jose_creep harbors inner guilt and shame for needing prostitutes in order to have a sexual encounter with a woman. His defense mechanism to this is to truly believe they want to be with him as an ordinary woman rather than a prostitute. He's constantly trying to convince himself of this through repeating it inside his own head over and over (and over and over and over).
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5 years ago
^ LOL I'd much rather LDK than stick my tongue in a stripper whore's used up pussy.
And you might want to realize that a stripper or AMP whore would rather you pay to eat her out with your creepy tongue than to fuck her. It's called "the lesser of two evils." LOL and you haven't been with a stripper this century to even know what they want.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
LMAO @san_jose_creep you openly cheat on your wife with strippers and AMP whores and then wonder why your marriage failed. Then you say you had to do it to survive. Get a clue, dumbass.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^ It takes honesty, empathy, and humility which are qualities that you lack. Also you have to want your wife to be happy and do things that support this rather than doing things for selfish reasons...
discussion comment
5 years ago
^ He's a broke ass creep on a bike riding past strip clubs and AMPs that he can no longer go to. He ran out of money and/or he got himself banned. He looks on with envy, fantasizing but never actualizing GFEs with women he can never have without paying. He lost his wife and he has ED.
But by golly he's still got dreams of that organization. And he's got us as his TUSCL support system.
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5 years ago
^ irony AND redundancy!
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