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2 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
What better way to celebrate the life of a person by including the bad with the good? I felt his posts/threads were spammy and made this board worse, hence why I ignored him.
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2 years ago
I handle my money much how professional gamblers might handle money. I have a bankroll that I spend from. If I want to increase the amount of money in my bankroll, I'll add money to it. If there's not enough money in the bankroll, I don't go clubbing.
Within the club, I maintain really high standards and then only spend on the girls that meet those standards. If I don't feel I'm spending enough, I'll lower my standards. If I'm spending too much, I'll raise my standards, go to other clubs where I might not expect to spend, or not go as frequently.
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2 years ago
He needs more reviews.
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2 years ago
I don't get how she grinds her crotch on yours without scissoring you and that just looks weird and doesn't seem intimate. Grinding on your thigh might get her off which is why I put it a bit higher.
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2 years ago
Highest to lowest
Touching the pussy bare handed (no fingering)
Dancer playing with your willy from outside the pants
Playing with nipples/boobs
Dancer grinding her pussy on your thigh
Dancer grinding her pussy on your clothed crotch
Dancer twerking her ass on your clothed crotch
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2 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
He was on my ignored list.
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2 years ago
Did you really need an hour though? Would 15 minutes have sufficed? In my opinion, you've overpaid by about 750%.
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2 years ago
A club ad would tell customers to spend money so they can sit at the tables. This is exactly what you did with, "So a lot of us cheapskate only stand at the bar or on the sides." A non-club ad would have told everyone to ignore the reserved signs and sit wherever you want.
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2 years ago
$40 dances too.
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2 years ago
I legit tried to be a contributing member there but they still banned me.
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2 years ago
The customer is always right.
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2 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
As far as the Cuban thing goes, it applies to any girls that come from countries where corruption is rampant even among the citizens. If they have an accent from one of those countries, it means they lived there for a long time, and they likely hustled or took advantage of their fellow man. They come to the states with this same attitude and do it in the club and don't give you much but still ask for lots of money. They just aren't worth the trouble.
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2 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Just realized this review happened in 2021, not May of 2020.
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2 years ago
Power cycle your modem, delete your web browser's cache, and use another gmail to make your next SW account.
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2 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
1. The guy that as soon as you sit down gets a dirty perv look on his face and is like "What will you do back there?"
I go to strip clubs because I have to hide my "pervy face" everywhere else.
2. The guy who always comes on Sunday, "because cover is cheaper then than all the other days."
Money saved is more money to spend on the dancers.
3. The guys who are drinking soda ... it's because it costs like $3, and they don't want to spend more
I don't even want to spend $3 on an 8 oz glass of soda that doesn't have enough syrup. What am I supposed to drink if I don't drink alcohol? Should I order an iced coffee and call it a Moscow Mule because of what strip club lighting does to the color of coffee?
4. Anyone (who looks) under 25-30
Not me, but these guys probably don't have a lot of disposable income. In my early 20s when I was a young club goer, I was spending $500 a visit on just one girl, 9x $50 dances plus 1 dance as a tip. So this could bite you in the ass.
5. The guy who says, "I want to see how you dance first"
Only to the girls who have their stomach covered.
6. Anyone who sneaks up on me.
7. Anyone who grabs my arm and physically pulls me over.
Never. They come to me if they want my money; chasing girls for an opportunity to spend money will cost a whole lot more.
9. Guys that are grabby right off the bat.
Lots of girls seem to let you grope for free if it encourages a sale. I have to at least know if I'm going to get to touch or not during our dances.
10. Indian guys.
Technically racist but then again I reject Cuban girls so we'll call this a wash.
12. Guys who lay their money out on their table.
Well I make sure that every party involved knows how much I'm spending. I'm not going to allow you to run up a hidden tab and then have to turn you down because you think I'm going to spend like a whale on you.
13. Anyone with a creepy vibe ... and guys who are just sitting around not tipping.
Is this just a rehash of #1? What's a creepy vibe if it's not a pervy face? I don't tip because I spend on lap dances and because I don't sit at the rail.
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2 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
There are differences between girls in their 20s vs their 30s and older. There's a decline in skin quality for girls in their early 30s. Girls under 24 have teenager-ish qualities in their face. Every girl I've met could have been lying out their ass and so my opinion might be garbage but this is currently my working hypothesis.
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2 years ago
It's a club where older dancers go to work nights when their home club moves them to day shift.
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2 years ago
Which club? I will do the scientific thing and verify your experiment.
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2 years ago
Also that FAQ question is stupid, applicable only for pre-2000 dancers. Nowadays strippers will give you their full names, social media, emails, phone numbers, etc, and would love to have their <del>stalkers</del> fans follow them to other clubs.
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2 years ago
All the OG management went to Sophias from what I've heard. The Peppermint Hippo opened up where the old OG was, so try there followed by one of the retirement clubs if your girl is old.
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2 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Do they come with VIP discounts on Mondays and Tuesdays?
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2 years ago
Before 2008, many of them said they were going to go into real estate. Before the pandemic a lot of them said they would go into nursing (same pay but 4x the hours). After the pandemic, I really haven't been asking because I can't figure out a wait to ask diplomatically and I don't pick girls that are old enough to even start considering what to do after they hang up the heels.
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2 years ago
Also, I made a quick comment and I think it got deleted.
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2 years ago
No one pinged me :(
She called my reviews "horrifying."
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2 years ago
There is always a cost.