Comments by DeclineToState (page 17)

->@Player11: I told him “this is job site several use this phone wish I knew too they not supposed to be doing personal business from here.” That’s some quick thinking. Well done.

^Please add girls on trampolines from the Man Show

Hot or Not? Hot. She’s only 30 and them kinda saggy boobies gonna sag more over time but for now just fine. She was good in Uncut Gems

@Subraman, The 1st club you reference is I'm guessing OFarrell Bros. But the other 2 you referenced: (2) like Follies . . . high volume 5s, 6s, 7s, and an occasional 8, very low prices for extras, curtained off private booths, and (3) other club that was often 50%-75% Asian girls, again extras and booths - which were those 2? And was that #2 Market Street Cinema perhaps?

->@Subraman: "like Spongebob and Plankton." If you intended to identify arch-enemies, that would be Mr. Krabs and Plankton. How the hell you gonna score your next 20-something CF if you mess up Spongebob pop cultural references. Go gobble a bag of fuego Takis and get your head back in the game!

Eve, this was great, thank you for taking the time and for the quality responses

@blahblah, if you’re an independent contractor, consider getting yourself some of that PPP money but apply quick cuz it’s gonna dry out (again) soon. That may go against the grain of your feelings as expressed in this post, but the $ is there and as IC you’re eligible, might as well get some - others sure are

Ignored (cuz of the dick pics - now back on ignore)

—>@pbateman: plus I have to pay for parking, admission, bartab, food occasionally, etc. I always spend 4-5 roses minimum whenever I go to the club and get off twice in the night. If you’re dropping $400 to $500 per visit and you’re a semi regular (a few times a month) then you’re a decently high value customer - get to know the floor manager and a bartender = no cover and occasional free cocktails, that’ll reduce your outlay a bit. And congrats on the pandemically induced OTC adventures - sounds great

^corruption *and shortages

—>America is becoming very similar to communist Russia lately. Except for dictatorship, secret police, show trials, and gulag labor camps. But corruption shortages of goods in stores (though pandemic related), yes.

@blahblah, you're hilarious. Please tell us some characteristics of the Wisconsin PL "gayest acting strip club customers."

This ruling seems right. When the Cares Act was announced, I had read (probably here on tuscl) that strip clubs and other businesses of "prurient sexual nature" would be barred from getting PPP and other Cares Act funds. I then pulled up the Cares Act legislation (it's 335 pages long) and did word searches for "prurient" and "sex" and similar words and there is nothing in the legislation on that, and it was SBA imposing that limitation and not congress. For strip clubs that get PPP money, I wish much of it would go to dancers and not just to bartenders, bouncers, managers, highly compensated executives etc, - but it won't and here's why: At least 75% of PPP funds must be used for "payroll costs." The legislation defines payroll costs as "payments of any compensation in respect to EMPLOYEES." That means all dancers that are ICs won't see a dime of PPP money the clubs get. In California most dancers are now employees but will the Deja Vu clubs in Cali give any of that $ to dancers? - Ya right. Those employee dancers are getting Calif unemployment benefits but I wish my faves could get them some PPP $ too. I fucking love dancers, especially my faves - their prurience is "essential" to me, haha

-->@gammanu: "We should . . . adopt a balanced fucking budget that won't require us to sell bonds to foreign governments." Amen, brother. Balance the fucking budget. IMO, deficit spending is ridiculous and unjustifiable except in times of true emergency (Great Depression, WWII) despite the contrary positions of Keynesian economists. USA's national debt of $27+ Trillion and climbing is not sustainable.

BOOOBIES!!! (not looking for another word on me, but had to put this in for Longball)

Oops, now realize Longball used that word. Replacement word: Direct

Buckeye

I get the sympathy. Or the pity. Your sandbox of course. But if I were the Big f - no.

Curmudgeon

Strip clubs might be done? I am not done with strip clubs. I like hot chicks and their bare boobies. But if masks were required by either dancers or customers, I would not go. If no masks, then I'd go to drink and watch and tip even if dances and rooms not available - not gonna get any socially distanced air dances though.

And only 1 RB in Round 1

Pats will grab a QB at some point

12 out of first 59 picks are WR (20%). I heard this WR class was deep, but wow

And in the 2nd round, Patriots take a safety out of Division 2 Lenoir-Ryne Univ. Never heard of that place