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published 1 yr ago
OZ
13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in the Midwest anymore
A buddy and I were in town and looking to kill time before meeting up with a group of friends who don't share our clubbing interests, and reviews on this site and elsewhere indicated that…
published 2 yrs ago
The Outskirts
20575 State Hwy K St Joseph, MO 64505
Fine time at the Outskirts with slightly alt dancers
The Outskirts is a club that is, appropriately, on the outskirts of St Joseph, Missouri. Given its somewhat remote location (being an hour away from Kansas City), I went in not expecting much, and was…
published 2 yrs ago
Belle Starr Gentlemen's Club
228 Box Elder Rd W Box Elder, SD 57719
Don't judge a book by its cover
I was in the lovely state of South Dakota for work, but you can't see the natural beauty of the land after the sun goes down. Therefore, I had to stop by the Belle Starr…
published 2 yrs ago
Club Vogue
912 Business Loop 70 E Columbia, MO 65201
Club Vogue: not so in vogue
I was in town for work over a Monday night in November, and I had high hopes for my visit to Club Vogue. I cut my teeth on a strip club in a similarly-sized campus…
published 3 yrs ago
Silver Bullet Bar
1401 E Washington St Urbana, IL 61802
Two thumbs up for downstate trip
A work assignment for the U of I came across my desk, and I jumped hard at the prospect since (1) I was thrilled to do work at the alma mater and (2) I've always…
published 3 yrs ago
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
Ten Dollar Tuesday at Polekatz
So 2021 was a weird year for me, as I somehow spent less time in the happiest places on Earth than I did in 2020 for a whole basketful of reasons. I may have visited…
published 3 yrs ago
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
5420 Bunkum Rd Washington Park, IL 62204
Three Tuesdays with Larry
This review is actually a combined review of 3 visits: November and December 2021 and February 2022, all on Tuesday nights. Tuesday is their busiest week night due to their $2 drink special (with a…
published 4 yrs ago
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
Tuesday afternoons at Polekatz remain consistently good
Over the winter and through spring, I entered a kind of strip club hibernation, with very few visits, and fewer worth reviewing. Armored with a COVID vaccine and flush with unspent strip club cash, I…
published 4 yrs ago
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
5420 Bunkum Rd Washington Park, IL 62204
First visit to Larry's since the Covid times
Since I was on my first work trip to St. Louis in over a year, I figured I'd toss on a mask and see how the local SC scene was holding up. I was a…
published 5 yrs ago
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
Daytime fun at Polekatz's $10 Tuesday
It's been a while since my last visit to Polekatz... close to a year, maybe. Granted, I've been locked down in a bunker for the last five months. As a daytime clubber, I chose Polekatz…
published 6 yrs ago
King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club
6600 River Rd Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076
Naked chicks and reasonable prices
Visiting St. Paul for multiple nights on work, I wanted to find a club that was a little low-key, and the reviews posted by others led me to believe King of Diamonds would be a…
published 6 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
A Reasonably Fun Time at HB's
It's been a while since I've left a review for Heavenly Bodies, mostly since my visits over the last year and a half have been more or less the same. Today, though, one of my…
published 6 yrs ago
Knockouts
311 Central Ave NW Albuquerque, NM 87102
Strikeout at Knockouts
Passing through the area for work, I had a hotel room near the airport, making Knockouts the closest strip club to me on this evening. I should've spent the extra seven minutes to go somewhere…
published 6 yrs ago
Cheeks
2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507
I literally don't understand the member ratings for this club
In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have some…
published 6 yrs ago
Lickity Splitz
1709 Merrill Ave Wausau, WI 54401
A unique strip club experience
Visiting inlaws for the umpteenth time, I decided today was the day to try the OTHER strip club in Wausau (I've been to Grand Daddy's a couple times now). I was immediately concerned upon my…
published 6 yrs ago
On The Border
10741 S 27th St Franklin, WI 53132
Hopefully this place is better on not-Mondays
I've had occasion to travel through Milwaukee from Chicago on business lately, and I figured I may as well correct out the local scenery. After a pretty disappointing visit to Silk Exotic the week prior,…
published 6 yrs ago
Silk Exotic Platinum
11400 W Silver Spring Rd Milwaukee, WI 53225
What do you expect on a Monday afternoon?
Traveling out of town for work in the morning and driving back midday, I had the opportunity to visit one strip club in the Milwaukee area on this particular day. Reading through the reviews on…
published 6 yrs ago
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
5420 Bunkum Rd Washington Park, IL 62204
Still my go-to spot in STL
I'm in the St Louis area maybe a dozen times a year for work, and when possible I like to enjoy the local scenery. Larry's has been my go-to spot for the past couple years,…
published 6 yrs ago
Silver Bullet Bar
1401 E Washington St Urbana, IL 61802
Just a regular bar--but with strippers!
The Silver Bullet in Urbana may have been the first strip club I ever went to, maybe about a dozen years ago. I remember leaving that night thinking how it didn't align with my expectations…
published 6 yrs ago
Polekatz Northwest Indiana
9148 Melton Rd Gary, IN 46403
Mixed Bag, But I Pieced Together a Good Time
This is probably going to be the most difficult review I've written for TUSCL. During my visit, there were serious shortcomings, but also a few bright spots. Suffice it to say, my initial feelings of…
published 6 yrs ago
Country Rock Cabaret
200 Monsanto Ave Sauget, IL 62201
Unimpressed on a short visit
I started my afternoon by visiting sister-club Diamond Cabaret, but the ladies I had my eye on had their dance cards all filled up for the remaining time I had before having to catch a…
published 6 yrs ago
Diamond Cabaret
1401 Mississippi Ave Sauget, IL 62201
Promising first foray
I travel to St. Louis a half dozen times a year for work, and I'd fallen into a routine of only driving out to Washington Park for Larry's (consistent talent) or Scarlett's (ugh). I had…
published 7 yrs ago
Gold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
Slow Thursday evenings: A case study in believing other people's reviews
I've been to Gold Club perhaps 3 or 4 times this year during the afternoon, and my previous reviews were tempered with the expectations that come from going to strip clubs at that time of…
published 7 yrs ago
Gold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
Slow Thursday afternoons - a lesson in perspective
Note that this review is based upon visits on two consecutive Thursday afternoons in July 2018. Having learned from TUSCL and billboards that Gold Club features $10 dances on Thursdays, I decided it was a low-risk…
published 7 yrs ago
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160
Certainly an interesting experience
While I've visited Scored and Gold Club a couple times, I haven't exactly been thrilled with what they have to offer. And since I was in the area, I decided to go deeper in the…
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