Reviews

The Outskirts is a club that is, appropriately, on the outskirts of St Joseph, Missouri. Given its somewhat remote location (being an hour away from Kansas City), I went in not expecting much, and was…

2 yrs ago

Belle Starr Gentlemen's Club

Box Elder, SD

Don't judge a book by its cover

I was in the lovely state of South Dakota for work, but you can't see the natural beauty of the land after the sun goes down. Therefore, I had to stop by the Belle Starr…

3 yrs ago1

Club Vogue

Columbia, MO

Club Vogue: not so in vogue

I was in town for work over a Monday night in November, and I had high hopes for my visit to Club Vogue. I cut my teeth on a strip club in a similarly-sized campus…

3 yrs ago

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

Two thumbs up for downstate trip

A work assignment for the U of I came across my desk, and I jumped hard at the prospect since (1) I was thrilled to do work at the alma mater and (2) I've always…

3 yrs ago2

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Ten Dollar Tuesday at Polekatz

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So 2021 was a weird year for me, as I somehow spent less time in the happiest places on Earth than I did in 2020 for a whole basketful of reasons. I may have visited…

4 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, IL

Three Tuesdays with Larry

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This review is actually a combined review of 3 visits: November and December 2021 and February 2022, all on Tuesday nights. Tuesday is their busiest week night due to their $2 drink special (with a…

4 yrs ago1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Tuesday afternoons at Polekatz remain consistently good

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Over the winter and through spring, I entered a kind of strip club hibernation, with very few visits, and fewer worth reviewing. Armored with a COVID vaccine and flush with unspent strip club cash, I…

5 yrs ago2

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, IL

First visit to Larry's since the Covid times

Since I was on my first work trip to St. Louis in over a year, I figured I'd toss on a mask and see how the local SC scene was holding up. I was a…

5 yrs ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Daytime fun at Polekatz's $10 Tuesday

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

It's been a while since my last visit to Polekatz... close to a year, maybe. Granted, I've been locked down in a bunker for the last five months. As a daytime clubber, I chose Polekatz…

5 yrs ago

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

Naked chicks and reasonable prices

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Visiting St. Paul for multiple nights on work, I wanted to find a club that was a little low-key, and the reviews posted by others led me to believe King of Diamonds would be a…

6 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

A Reasonably Fun Time at HB's

It's been a while since I've left a review for Heavenly Bodies, mostly since my visits over the last year and a half have been more or less the same. Today, though, one of my…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, NM

Strikeout at Knockouts

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Passing through the area for work, I had a hotel room near the airport, making Knockouts the closest strip club to me on this evening. I should've spent the extra seven minutes to go somewhere…

Cheeks

Santa Fe, NM

I literally don't understand the member ratings for this club

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have some…

7 yrs ago2

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, WI

A unique strip club experience

Visiting inlaws for the umpteenth time, I decided today was the day to try the OTHER strip club in Wausau (I've been to Grand Daddy's a couple times now). I was immediately concerned upon my…

7 yrs ago2

On The Border

Franklin, WI

Hopefully this place is better on not-Mondays

I've had occasion to travel through Milwaukee from Chicago on business lately, and I figured I may as well correct out the local scenery. After a pretty disappointing visit to Silk Exotic the week prior,…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, WI

What do you expect on a Monday afternoon?

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Traveling out of town for work in the morning and driving back midday, I had the opportunity to visit one strip club in the Milwaukee area on this particular day. Reading through the reviews on…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, IL

Still my go-to spot in STL

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I'm in the St Louis area maybe a dozen times a year for work, and when possible I like to enjoy the local scenery. Larry's has been my go-to spot for the past couple years,…

7 yrs ago1

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

Just a regular bar--but with strippers!

The Silver Bullet in Urbana may have been the first strip club I ever went to, maybe about a dozen years ago. I remember leaving that night thinking how it didn't align with my expectations…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, IN

Mixed Bag, But I Pieced Together a Good Time

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This is probably going to be the most difficult review I've written for TUSCL. During my visit, there were serious shortcomings, but also a few bright spots. Suffice it to say, my initial feelings of…

7 yrs ago1

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, IL

Unimpressed on a short visit

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I started my afternoon by visiting sister-club Diamond Cabaret, but the ladies I had my eye on had their dance cards all filled up for the remaining time I had before having to catch a…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, IL

Promising first foray

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I travel to St. Louis a half dozen times a year for work, and I'd fallen into a routine of only driving out to Washington Park for Larry's (consistent talent) or Scarlett's (ugh). I had…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Slow Thursday evenings: A case study in believing other people's reviews

I've been to Gold Club perhaps 3 or 4 times this year during the afternoon, and my previous reviews were tempered with the expectations that come from going to strip clubs at that time of…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Slow Thursday afternoons - a lesson in perspective