What do you expect on a Monday afternoon?

Traveling out of town for work in the morning and driving back midday, I had the opportunity to visit one strip club in the Milwaukee area on this particular day. Reading through the reviews on TUSCL, I chose Silk Exotic over On the Border (which I visited in a subsequent work trip) since it was physically closer to where I was at the time. I had been here once before, almost 3 years ago on a Saturday night, and I remembered having a pretty good time. Well, dear reader, on this day I learned different a place can be between high tide and low tide, and I have clearly grown as a strip club connoisseur since my last visit.

I showed up around 1:30 and paid a cover of maybe 10 bucks, and Budweiser was reasonably priced at $5.50 per bottle. For maybe the first hour, there were a total of TWO dancers on shift--one black, one white--neither of whom I considered attractive enough for a dance. An attractive and somewhat alt-chick showed up next, but she was kept busy with an apparent regular. Finally, as I was just about to head to the door, a solid 7 of a brunette got on stage, and I made sure to inquire about getting a couple dances as she made her Wisconsin tip walk since I could see she would essentially be my only option before having to split.

Dances take place in a semi-private public room off to the side for $20/song, paid to the attendant prior to entering... a good, reasonable price point. However. I was informed that my hands should more or less be kept to my side... definitely no titty squeezing or ass grabbing. Being accustomed to lame Chicago club touching rules, I asked about hands on the hips. Negative. The girl was cute, and I feel she did just about the best she could, but I couldn't much get my mind off the thought that any amount of touching would drastically improve the quality of the dances.