Strikeout at Knockouts

Passing through the area for work, I had a hotel room near the airport, making Knockouts the closest strip club to me on this evening. I should've spent the extra seven minutes to go somewhere better.

I arrive at the club around 10 p.m. and I see the door on Central has a sign about their discreet door in the back. If you've got a sign pointing this out, it's gotta be the recommended entrance for the club, right? Nope, just another entrance which takes forever for someone to actually open up for you. I'm dumb and I feel dumb after seeing the front door is truly the main door. Either way, no cover on a Tuesday night, so let's spend those savings on some drinks and cuties!

The bar had a number of drink specials posted, including $3 Fireball, $5 Jager, and $8 long island. I was hopeful the long island would pack a punch, but I got a Kool-Aid variant instead. I spent the remainder of my time there nursing that drink as I assessed the situation.