TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 7)
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3 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@Huntsman I had 'Police Academy' flashbacks lol.
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3 years ago
SavvySav
California
Haven't seen a review on this place in forever, thanks!
So now there's a Wednesday night special? It seems kind of weak TBH. 15 minutes for $150? While on Monday you get double that time for only $50 more? Seems like a no brainer about which day to visit.
I might be intrigued to check the place out on Monday night some time just to see how things are now. But I doubt it's any better than my favorite club up in Rancho Cordova.
discussion comment
3 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
Sounds like an excellent time!
I'm guessing she was either half or a third of your age. Did any of the attention she was getting cause you to feel any awkwardness about your age gap? Or are you used to that kinda stuff now and genuinely aren't bothered by whatever the fuck anyone else thinks?
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3 years ago
wallanon
Pretty interesting discussion here. One we've had before, nonetheless it's nice to see folks keep it civil.
Rick has always made it clear how he feels about dudes who cum from lap dances. However I don't understand his calling it premature ejaculation. It's a girl rubbing her ass on your dick. Yes it's through clothes, but the friction produced gives enough pleasure to a dick to where doing it long enough can bring a guy to orgasm. Is it the fact that the guy is wearing pants still? If he takes his pants down and she rubs her naked ass against his dick and he comes, do you consider that premature ejaculation? If so, then I guess you're saying that a handjob to orgasm is also premature ejaculation, same with a tittyfuck to orgasm.
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3 years ago
johnfuller
And btw nevermind Desertscrub. He's about as welcoming to new folks as Leatherface is to Texas tourists.
review comment
3 years ago
johnfuller
This is a hell of a club to start your clubbing career off, OP. As you correctly deduced, this club is set up to strip you of your money as fast as possible. It's the ultimate tourist trap club.
I was actually quite a newb when first visiting this club back in 2010. It was after 12 more years of strip clubbing around the United States that I saw just how much of a tourist trap places like Sapphires and Rhino LV were. Yet still, Spearmint Rhino is a bit more reasonable in cost in regards to floor dances and VIP sessions. Rhino and Sapphires are about the same in terms of quality of dancers and the actual venue.
As Papi mentioned, the two North Las Vegas clubs will have your dollar go further. Sapphire IMO is the most expensive option next to Treasures.
discussion comment
3 years ago
wallanon
@Icey he'll never admit that. Your latest post is exactly what he's been doing as long I've been here. It's a bunch of hypothetical scenarios of him getting women in the club and getting to walk out the door with them. I suspect he's never even once done this, but it's his fantasy.
And when you try to ask him the last time he's used any of this stuff in the club, or even when his last time in the club was, it's that same response we all know: My f2f life is private, blah blah blah. Which to me translates to "I haven't been in the club in over two decades." He talked at great length about his experiences at AMPs on this very site, SLD used to link them all the time. But all of a sudden he can't talk about any recent club visits because privacy wall or some shit.
It's a guy who doesn't go to strip clubs, trying to give everyone advice on what they should be doing in strip clubs. And telling them to stay away from strip clubs if you don't want to date the women there.
review comment
3 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
I don't think so That area you described is a super short hallway that leads into the lap dance area in the back, but no one lingers there, unless they're waiting in a line to use the ATM.
So basically if you want standing dances like my weirdo self then you just gotta hope the dancer is ok with it.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
@Icee you're taking my posts as jabs? Point out specific things I said that make it seem like I have a problem with you dating dancers. All I said was, that's an option for you because you are younger. And as you said, you relate to them as well, good for you. A 60 year old man visiting the club, not so much. Why hate on him for getting dances and feeling on the dancers, especially when the dancers allow it?
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
@Icee it doesn't bother me at all that you like dating strippers, what gave you that impression?
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
@Icee I don't go to strip clubs to try to impress the women there. I was saying that for YOU it might be harder to pull off your MO in clubs 20 years later. But I guess as long as you stay relatable and keep working on your body for the next 20 years you'll be good, right?
@Nicespice I've already had this argument with Icey back when he was Fatboi I believe. Based on my own experience in both Vegas and LA clubs I know he's full of shit when he says most clubs are air dance clubs.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
That's cool that you enjoy air dances. From what you posted it seems like that's part of your set up to get her to relax and ultimately get her to see you outside the club. Sounds like some SJG type shit, except you're actually giving specific stories in how you do it. Unlike him, who spurts hypothetical shit day in and day out.
For a younger guy like you claim to be that's an easier feat. Come back in 20 years and see if you can pull the same stuff off with regularity.
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3 years ago
curious_dude
Just a dude who wants to know more about this stuff
I've never been here on an amateur night so I can't say.
Can you give more details as to how amateur night works? And I wonder if it detracts from the attention the regular girls get?
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3 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
CJ with the flag emojis AND alphabetizing. There's no topping that!
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3 years ago
nicespice
Hey Nicespice, you still reading this?
A test to see if (and possibly when) Nicespice turned off notifications on this shit.
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3 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
Meanwhile, the Seahawks traded Russell Wilson. What the fuck?
Well at least my Niners don't have to see that fool twice, possibly three times in a season anymore. That fool straight up owned us.
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3 years ago
SamPerkins_420
Parts Unknown
I love the beginning of this review. No beating around the bush about the purpose, just right to the point.
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3 years ago
curious_dude
Just a dude who wants to know more about this stuff
I agree that your 2nd time will be a lot better. Same thing happened with me. My first trip to HK was so....weird. I didn't even end up writing a review about it. My 2nd time was 1000% better. Knowing what to expect makes everything a lot easier. You can read all the reviews and stories about TJ and HK as you want and it still won't prepare you as much as a physical trip down there will.
Here's to your 2nd trip and I look forward to seeing a review of it in the future.
review comment
3 years ago
curious_dude
Just a dude who wants to know more about this stuff
Jeez, you put more details in your Gold Club Centerfolds review than you did for a Hong Kong TJ review!!
I hope you had fun. I can't really tell judging by this review lol. Or maybe I'm just nosy😂
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3 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( 🧚🏼♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
I've only seen one episode, and it was one where a guy acted like he was a big shot to get some girl from overseas. However when he brought her back he couldn't afford all that she was wanting to buy. He then complained saying "do you love me just for my money?" 😂🤣🤡.
The girl was beautiful. I heard later on the news that he started selling weed to keep up with her spending and ended up going to jail.
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3 years ago
superman603
'LDK in my pants' is redundant, just saying.
Otherwise, great review. I was there Tuesday as well but in the daytime. I'm still working on my review.
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3 years ago
curious_dude
Just a dude who wants to know more about this stuff
Great review!
Nevermind Desertscrub, dude has a problem.
I used to only visit this club on weekend nights and had visits much like yours. But I haven't been back for a weekend visit for over 2 years now. The more mellow day shift, with the perfect customer:girl ratio plus the laid back vibe has me hooked.
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3 years ago
Bpiya05
@Axe77 desertscrub thinks the review is fake BECAUSE of that line. He thinks it's written by someone shilling for GCC.
The reality is, GCC actually IS a lot better than Pure Gold. And that sentiment shows in both recent reviews and attendence levels at both places. Visiting both places I experienced exactly what this poster did and came to the same conclusion.
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3 years ago
Friction.Room
Wisconsin
Would be nice if you added some details of which VIP sessions you partook of and the cost breakdown of each. Seems you enjoyed 3 girls and somehow spent between $500-$1000 but how?