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3 years ago
If the club is anything like Onyx, no thanks. Air dances and $16 drinks? Onyx is shit tier IMO.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
So SJG doesn't take questions, yet I see him all day everyday asking other posters questions about their club visits, particularly TJ visits. "Did you get her warmed up with a front room makeover session?". "Were you able to get her number and arrange a meeting outside the club?". Not sure why he thinks it's ok for him to ask questions, but for questions to him it's an attack on his privacy. What a shitty double standard.
review comment
3 years ago
Just googled superfund. Probably THE most accurate descr ever.
You can tell management at this club doesn't read the reviews. Folks been complaining about these bathrooms for years, yet no hazmat team has gone in to do anything about it yet.
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3 years ago
And I see Desertscrub posted at the same time as me. Go take your meds you cranky old bastard.
review comment
3 years ago
This review is awesome, but sadly I don't get the superfund reference. Enlighten me, my monger brethren!!!
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3 years ago
@Garfield the commenter above you "Mets1986" mentioned brothels. But he also said that was 25 years ago so maybe that's just history now.
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3 years ago
Papi Chulo becoming the new desertscrub? Lol j/k but I also agree that the review was fine. I've also been known to spend a great deal of my review talking about one dancer. When I see other folks do it that tells me they thoroughly enjoyed their time with said dancer and all the money they spent was worth it.
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3 years ago
Very enlightening review. So stay out of the clubs when I go to London, got it.
So you're telling me they have brothels in the same city, but you can't touch the girls in a strip club? What kind of backwards ass shit is that?
article comment
3 years ago
Thanks for the Amsterdam rundown. Sounds like it would be cool to walk through and check out, but the experience with the girl you described sounded very transactional and not worth it. The charging extra for every little thing sounds more like the street girls in TJ, but at least they start at a much better price.
I'm still looking forward to a "brotha's" review of the FKK clubs. From the reviews I've read it seems they don't upcharge for every little thing like that Amsterdam chick did. Since I know we Brothas appreciate the thicker, well endowed chicks I'd be sold if I heard that the selection of women at the FKKs included a healthy number of our type. You'll probably make it to an FKK before I do so I'll be waiting for that review.
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3 years ago
Talita doesn't want to work anymore? That sucks, she was one of the most enthusiastic performers in the back. I guess her acting was better than I gave her credit for. She must have gotten a good amount of money from somewhere.
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3 years ago
Good review! I would also like to meet Shadowcat and Rob8432 as they are respected posters on this forum and seem like cool guys. Probably won't happen since I'm here on the west coast.
I also enjoyed this club when I visited Atlanta about 3 months ago. Spacious and a ton of women.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@SLD nah, panties aren't a deal breaker. Truth be told it was the most honest, non hurtful rejection I could think of without just bluntly saying "you're not my type".
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Typical SJG response. Another hypothetical threat talking about stuff that would never happen.
@Slaveboss I know you're an uber SJG loving troll but I'll still answer your questions. Obviously that's not my ass in my avatar, if that was a dude's ass I'd feel violated. Like that prank on YouTube where a dude wears leggings and bends over in the park. When a guy walks by and checks him out he turns around and and says 'why you looking at my ass man, are you gay?'
And yeah, thong tan lines are hot as fuck! But the only place I've been where I see girls regularly sport those is in Mexico at those clubs in TJ.
As for your request of having the dancer remove her fake eyelashes, why don't you give that a shot and report back here what response you get? I remember a couple girls asking me if I wanted a dance, I declined. When they asked why I told them I prefer thongs or g-strings rather than the panties they were wearing. Some would actually retort that they'd go and change into a thong for me. All I could think was, damn, business must be slow today.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@Icee no one minds that SJG reminisces about his times in the 90s. For me I just wonder why he's so willing to share about those strip club visits in the 90s, but if you ask him about his recent visits he gets all butthurt acting like you're trying to invade his privacy.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@SLD that's the main thing I notice with SJG. He every so often recalls the same exact stories that happened so long ago. And based on those experiences he's come up with his scheme of how to get strippers to come home with him and in his own words "pump load after load into them".
Which would be cool if he actually tried these schemes out to see if they really work. Instead we get no accounts of that. Only the same regurgitated stories from decades past. And if you ask him about any of his recent strip club visits then it's the same ass privacy wall comment. Oh but he has no problems sharing all the stories of his visits from way in the past?
review comment
3 years ago
That's news to me that the 2 for 1 special doesn't apply to the VIP. IMO the only thing that made the $450 VIP price reasonable was when you combined it with the 2 for 1 special to get an hour of VIP time instead of just thirty minutes. I used to do this regularly with my CF. If you really can't combine it anymore that is terrible.
And I was just about to say what PredragDR said. Full nude clubs in SF are non alcoholic so that wine had 0 alcohol in it. I hope you didn't pay too much for that.
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3 years ago
Thanks for the review and the info. I've always frowned on bottle service but that's because I never go with large groups. Thinking of a ten person group, that package sounds worth it, since just the cover is usually close to $50. One shot in that place is about $20 so it's about the same price just after admission and one drink. Plus you have a table and more attention from the dancers.
I also concur with your sentiment about trying out floor dances. $40 per is too much if you're just trying to find the dancer who will perform the best. You could quickly go through $200 and still not be satisfied with any dancers you've tried.
Well at least it sounds like the talent is back up to par. I always thought Sapphire and Rhino had the best looking women.
review comment
3 years ago
Well, never visiting this club again if these are indeed the prices. It was $20 per dance for floor dances for the longest time. The fact that it straight up doubled instead of at least $5 or $10 more per is ridiculous IMO. Those VIP prices sound even more ridiculous. It used to be $200 for a thirty minute VIP and then the mandatory drinks would being it to $300. Now it's $500 for half an hour, plus $100 for drinks brings it to $600 for a half hour??!!! That is nuts!
I'm almost thinking this girl took you for a newbie and quoted you some BS prices. Shit even in Spearmint Rhino reviews the prices haven't increased this much.
The other info you quoted is pretty much known stuff, such as credit card charges, atm charges, etc. Real strip club veterans never use credit cards or use ATM machines in clubs, unless you like paying shitty exorbitant fees to access your own money.
And @Papi Chulo VIP here is pretty much a joke. In the 15 or 30 minute VIP you're in a communal room, so no REAL privacy. In the hour VIP you're in your own area but you're still not getting any extras besides maybe a shitty hidden handjob for way too much extra money besides the crazy expensive fee for the hour itself.
Well thanks for the review and all the info. Guess I'll be sticking to Palomino and Chicas, with a sprinkling of Rhino on my next visit to Vegas.
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3 years ago
Thanks for the review!
This used to be my favorite club but it seems like AB5, plus COVID, plus recent inflation has all taken it's toll on SF clubs. Sounds like I'm better off sticking to Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I'm watching. It's still very early but yes Kansas City has turned it around this season. At first their defense was giving up all kinds of ass. Finally they've tightened up and Mahomes is earning that half a billion he got.
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3 years ago
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@Nicespice that's the first thing I noticed. Every time an account is accused of being a troll I go and look at the join date. Illbaicnl joined in 2009, so that accusation looks pretty damn dumb.
I fully expect Desertscrub to throw out nonsensical accusations like that with his quick he is to call every thing a club ad. Didn't expect that RD would follow suit.
review comment
3 years ago
It does read like an ad, even though the info was accurate.
OP it helps if you give at least some of your own personal experience with dances and describe some of your interactions with the dancers.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Sounds like the same stuff SJG always talks about in this 'organization he is building'. This guy actually had the money to pull the shit off though, unlike our resident 12-7pm poster.
review comment
3 years ago
Good review!
Daniela is also 100% my type. Funny you call her a big girl, my type folks we call that thicc!!!! And you said her boobs were average??!! Daniela is STACKED, ain't nothing average about her chest lol. Another thicc girl I got a dance from was named Audrina. Look out for her also, she was excellent!
Sounds like we have the same type OP, so I will check for Leah and Armani the next time I go. I wonder what days they work besides Saturday night? Like you mentioned, the club is packed on Saturday nights which is why I prefer to visit anytime other than Friday or Saturday night.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I think I've made my fetish quite apparent in both my reviews and in my profile. That's why strip clubs are right up my alley.
Anyhow, I'm not into armpits but everyone's got their own thing. Having my own unpopular fetish helps me realize that and I TRY to remember that just because I don't see the appeal in something doesn't mean I have to say negative things about it. From porn sites I see different fetishes, some kinda vanilla and others seem kind of out there. But hey, as long as both parties are cool with what's going on and enjoying themselves then hey....more power to them!