So no Monday Night Football and I can't touch the dancers?? Hmm

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the 80s sitcom, Cheers. I visited on a Monday night, my last night in London, trying to see what else London had to offer in T&A and to catch the Monday Night Football game between the Ravens and Colts (which didn’t come on until 1:30AM UK time). Not only did I not find the game, but I found a weak strip club. Even though it was weak, I still kind of enjoyed it. It was comical. Not only the setup, but these two Brits kept me company and told me the other areas in London that had good brothels and strip clubs (Amsterdam and Germany was on the top of their list).

There is no cover at Browns, however, everyone is required to tip a pound (which is a coin) before the chick gets on stage to get naked. I’m not sure how they enforce this but I wasn’t going to try and break the rules and be the one to get tossed out and be made an example out of. The girls literally go around with a beer mug and go to each and every dude in the place looking for a pound. You can tip more if you want (but why would you?).

After the girl collect her pound from each custy, she would get on stage and get topless. I remember there was this one attractive white girl who was quite the dancer. After their set, the entertainer leaves the stage and entices me with the option to go to a private VIP room. I was never tempted to go to VIP. One of the Brits I had drummed up a conversation with who had a bit to drink started to get blunt with the ladies. “Can I grab your tits in the back”. The answer was always no. LOL. He definitely needed to follow me to Amsterdam. One of best looking chicks was this Colombian chick, but I didn’t go to London to get a Columbiana chica.