Comments by NoReviewTroll

Enjoy your dinner. Good night crazy man.

Once again threatening violence. I'm beginning to think that you are even more psycho than we think and that you may have killed Motorhead and Mikey. Sicko.

Oh, come on. You enjoy pulling them out and licking them. We know. Then, when you are done, all of the shit you just ate, you vomit it up here on TUSCL in the form of your ridiculously long, nonsensical posts.

SJG, go finish licking all of those used butt plugs clean. You missed a spot. Enjoy your dinner.

So, since San Jose Guy never answered OP's question, and instead went on a lengthy tangent spouting nonsense like he normally does, we'll put down his answer as "none of the above" Survey says? No dice. You lose. Thanks for playing. Try again another time. Maybe you'll learn how to answer a question one of these days, but probably not.

I thought you were retiring from the strip club game after your CF blocked your number and wouldn't go on a date with you...

Rick may be right. However... I think the fact that she's five years older may have played into her decision. She's older, probably not as hot, and having a harder time making as much money as she used to. She may be a little more desperate for cash, which is why she overcame her grudge, and went for the money. I think there's a chance she may agree to OTC eventually. Maybe not a greater than 50% chance, but a decent chance.

When I check into a hotel, I always request to be placed next door to the porn filming room. You can save money on pay per view this way.

"for 34+ years. have in depth conversations with a lot of women, all the time, about how they feel and think. as a result, I understand women just as well as I did when I was 4" This is the funniest thing I've ever seen skibum say. I think we all can relate.

Desertscrub's toll free # is 1-800-I'm-Gonna-Shove-This-Chainsaw-Right-Up-Your-Ass. Operators are standing by.

It's simple really. PM Papi Chulo. He knows all. Clubs call him nightly to tell them which dancers are working that night. He has software that keeps track of it all. *Sorry for all the PM's you are about to get Papi. :)

All good Dominic. With all due respect, I think you should refer to her as Mrs. 69 though. Much more appropo for TUSCL. Wasn't there a thread about sea bass recently? Let's see that on Stripperweb. I think not!

Juice, unless you really like the research and gambling aspect of it, as a new investor with a small bankroll, you are much better off with no load or low commission mutual funds. Again, Edward Jones or your bank are probably not your best bet, because they are going to charge higher commissions or management fees. Open an account with Schwab, Etrade, or Fidelity and research all the no fee mutual funds available to you. There are a ton to choose from and they'll have ratings from companies like Morningstar, which is kind of like a Consumer Reports review of a product.

Whenever you open your brokerage account, there should be a wealth of research reports and other analysis available to you through the broker website. Edward Jones? Really? I believe they'll charge you pretty high commissions, but not sure. Check out Charles Schwab. $6.95 trades.

I believe after the first 5,000 she can no longer be considered low mileage!

Tell me more about these "super babies" of which you speak. Can they suck a cock faster than a speeding bullet? Leap large upright hardons in a single bound?

•" Is CJKent the DS in disguise or Juice trolling?" Lol! That's what I was thinking too. CJ seems to REALLY want JohnSmith to start seeing the DS again. Maybe the DS is so hungry for his cash again that she's trolling to persuade him.

Classic Motorhead. Since he's unfortunately no longer around ro make us laugh, at least his old stuff pops up from time to time: "As I stated in the discussion, this (question) is for my friends, not me" LOL. Yeah, right And that's what you told the lady on the phone too when you ordered the case of ExtenZe"

L.A., Atlanta, and traffic in and out of NYC are the worst I've ever experienced.

This sounds exactly like a Larry Fishticks thread.

300 grand? Nah. 100 grand? Some, but not the majority of them. The ones that are making 100k are probably lying about it. To the IRS that is.