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GardnyTheElder
Washington
Reviews by GardnyTheElder
Safari Show Club
3009 SE Powell Blvd, Portland, OR 97202, USA*
reviewed
8 years ago
15/44
I may have indicated in a few other reviews of Portland strip clubs that when I moved here three years ago, it was with ambition to open my own strip club. I'm confident that...
Reveal Lounge
8345 SW Barbur Blvd Portland, OR 97219
reviewed
8 years ago
18/44
Of the ten or so times I've bothered to go to the Boom Boom Room, only two or three really stand out. A few years ago my girl and I used to have an...
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8 years ago
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dantheman26
The Runway Gentlemen's Club
1735 SE Tualatin Valley Hwy Hillsboro, OR 97123
reviewed
8 years ago
20/44
There is no strip club that I have to travel further from my front door to reach than Runway. 28 miles. It says a lot that on a couple of occasions, I have done...
Dancin' Bare
8440 N Interstate Ave Portland, OR 97217
reviewed
8 years ago
23/44
The first time I ever came to Dancin' Bare it was about 7pm on a Friday night. My girl was taking a pole dancing class down the road and I had about an hour...
Hawthorne Strip
3532 SE Powell Blvd Portland, OR 97202
reviewed
8 years ago
34/44
The old Hawthorne Strip, on Hawthorne Ave., was a decent strip club. Small, cozy, neighborhood dive bar sort of feel with a small stage up front. The new Hawthorne Strip lacks all of that...
The Lounge
6210 NE Columbia Blvd Portland, OR 97218
reviewed
8 years ago
27/44
It's funny how many times Club Playpen comes up in everyday conversation. Granted, everyday conversation with me usually involves strippers or other strip club goers. Just last week it came up twice. The first...
Pirates Cove
7417 NE Sandy Blvd Portland, OR 97213
reviewed
8 years ago
30/44
The first time I was at Pirates Cove I noticed the smell as soon as I walked in. We were coming in fresh from another strip club and had to hit the bathroom straight...
Riverside Corral
545 SE Tacoma St Portland, OR 97202
reviewed
8 years ago
31/44
I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to do a write-up about every single club in Portland. Frankly, some clubs really didn't leave much of an impression on me, and...
Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn
8445 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97222
reviewed
8 years ago
33/44
I've got personal bias against the clubs owned by Johnny Diablo. Casa Diablo, Dusk 'til Dawn and the now defunct Black Cauldron. Most of my impressions are based on hearsay; thus I am choosing...
Scarlet Lounge
12646 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236
reviewed
8 years ago
36/44
I went to Scarlet Lounge on the opening night of it's official re-branding from it's awfully named predecessor, Pitiful Princess. I don't know what I would consider the worst named strip club in Portland...
Heat
122ND SE Crest Ct, Portland, OR 97236, USA*
reviewed
8 years ago
37/44
I don't get Heat. It's too dark. It's poorly located. Of the five times I've been there over the years, all times of day and night, different days of the week, it's just been...
Bottoms Up Tavern
16900 NW St Helens Rd Portland, OR 97231
reviewed
8 years ago
38/44
I've been looking for someplace to write my reviews of all the strip clubs in Portland. That led me yesterday afternoon to TUSCL. Curiosity made me view the highest ranked Portland strip club based...
Club SinRock
12035 NE Glisan St Portland, OR 97220
reviewed
8 years ago
39/44
There are not very many strip clubs in Portland that are part of a national chain. Three in fact: Gold Club, Spearmint Rhino, and Sin Rock. All of which have opened their Portland locations...
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8 years ago
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danmccanns
Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club
13639 SE Powell Blvd Portland, OR 97236
reviewed
8 years ago
44/44
My first review for TUSCL. I will be reviewing every strip club in Portland Oregon. All forty-four of them. I am starting from the worst club in the city and eventually making my way...
Columbia Strip
605 N Columbia Blvd Portland, OR 97217
reviewed
8 years ago
40/44
The first time I was at Jags Clubhouse, it was because I had dedicated the night to hitting up the five remaining strip clubs I had never been to yet. That should give you...
Club Tease
4523 NE 60th Ave Portland, OR 97218
reviewed
8 years ago
41/44
My girl and I showed up at Club Skinn for the first time on a Thursday afternoon. We had seen an ad in Xoticspot magazine saying that Club Skinn was holding a "Best Ass"...
Lure Exotic Club
11051 SW Barbur Blvd Portland, OR 97219
reviewed
8 years ago
42/44
What is there to like about Lure? My girl and I first stopped there on our way home from work one afternoon. It was about 4pm. Granted, there are not too many strip clubs...
Dream on Saloon
15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233
reviewed
8 years ago
43/44
Truthfully, there isn't much I can say about Dream On. For me, what constitutes having been to a strip club is sitting down, having at least one drink, and just taking everything in. It...
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dantheman26