tuscl
Avatar for GardnyTheElder

GardnyTheElder

Washington
Joined Oct 2016
Last Seen Sep 2018

I've been a Portland Oregon resident since June 2013. My girlfriend and I arrived here together and in November of 2013 she started dancing part time. In November of 2014 she became a full-time dancer. Our plan when moving to Portland was to eventually open our own strip club. Along with her working as a dancer, and the first hand insight that she has into the inner-workings of strip clubs throughout Portland, I have been to every club in town multiple times each. There are clubs that I've been too more than I can count. I am friends with dancers at different clubs across the city. I kinda think I can legitimately speak from experience.
As I look at the rankings for Portland clubs on TUSCL.net, it is apparent that those rankings are extremely misinforming and inaccurate. There is absolutely no way what so ever that Bottoms Up in the highest ranked club in Portland. Of the 44 active clubs in Portland, I have Bottoms Up ranked at #38 on my list.
This compelled me to create an account with TUSCL.net and provide (eventually, as time allows me to) give a fair review of each and every club in Portland.

Reviews by GardnyTheElder

review
published 8 yrs ago
15/44
reviewed by
GardnyTheElder

6.7

I may have indicated in a few other reviews of Portland strip clubs that when I moved here three years ago, it was with ambition to open my own strip club. I'm confident that I…

review
published 8 yrs ago
23/44
reviewed by
GardnyTheElder

6.3

The first time I ever came to Dancin' Bare it was about 7pm on a Friday night. My girl was taking a pole dancing class down the road and I had about an hour to…

review
published 8 yrs ago
20/44
reviewed by
GardnyTheElder

6.7

There is no strip club that I have to travel further from my front door to reach than Runway. 28 miles. It says a lot that on a couple of occasions, I have done that.…

Articles by GardnyTheElder

Discussions by GardnyTheElder

Contributions

yearreviewsdiscussionsarticles
20161800
totals1800