GardnyTheElder

I've been a Portland Oregon resident since June 2013. My girlfriend and I arrived here together and in November of 2013 she started dancing part time. In November of 2014 she became a full-time dancer. Our plan when moving to Portland was to eventually open our own strip club. Along with her working as a dancer, and the first hand insight that she has into the inner-workings of strip clubs throughout Portland, I have been to every club in town multiple times each. There are clubs that I've been too more than I can count. I am friends with dancers at different clubs across the city. I kinda think I can legitimately speak from experience. As I look at the rankings for Portland clubs on TUSCL.net, it is apparent that those rankings are extremely misinforming and inaccurate. There is absolutely no way what so ever that Bottoms Up in the highest ranked club in Portland. Of the 44 active clubs in Portland, I have Bottoms Up ranked at #38 on my list. This compelled me to create an account with TUSCL.net and provide (eventually, as time allows me to) give a fair review of each and every club in Portland.