43/44

Truthfully, there isn't much I can say about Dream On. For me, what constitutes having been to a strip club is sitting down, having at least one drink, and just taking everything in. It was now at least two years ago that I was at Dream On the one and only time that I've ever been there. I had my drink and I left. There was absolutely nothing notable or memorable about the club. The only think I do remember was that it was uncomfortably and unusually brightly lit for a strip club. I remember that. I also know that I pass it at least twice a month en route to and from my third favorite strip club in Portland, and each time I pass it, I have no desire at all to revisit the club a second time.

I can comfortably place this club at #43 out of the 44 currently open clubs in the Portland area.