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My girl and I showed up at Club Skinn for the first time on a Thursday afternoon. We had seen an ad in Xoticspot magazine saying that Club Skinn was holding a "Best Ass" contest the following day, and that it was open to anyone to participate. I have no problem boasting about how fine my girls butt is, and I have no doubts that she can hold her own in any "Best Ass" competition, so we went to inquire about her entering.

I remember a lot of bright neon. I don't know if it was the lights, the outfits the dancers were wearing, or a combination of the two. Personally, I'm not a fan of bright neon colors under black lights. We talked to the female bartender about the girl entering the competition the next day. The bartender was overly flirty with her and uncomfortably praising how hot she was and that they need more hot girls dancing there. She tried getting my girl to start dancing immediately that night. We had to say we are not here for her to work, she has a regular club already. She eventually told us finally just to come back at 7pm on Friday, sign up for the competition and that is that.

The next day we go back to the club. We quickly learn that neither the bouncer, nor the bartender, nor any of the scheduled dancers, are aware that there is even a "best ass" competition going on this evening. We further learn, that management puts these random competitions in the ads to drum up interest for people to go there, but the competitions never really take place. It's just false advertising.