Comments by LostinFLA

Last time i was there these was a big girl dancing, i think she went by Jess. Is she still around?

I’ve got a 3 song rule. I’ll set my phone timer for 15 minutes, that way if I’m getting chatted up by someone I am not interested in I give them the old “I gotta take this call” routine and pull a Houdini.

I remember DD back in the day(15-20 years ago) there were plenty of Eastern European dancers. When he says 100% white I believe that is what he is lamenting. Sounds like my man has yet to discover that variety is the spice of life.

Papi, are you saying that if I don’t have the $$ the dancers won’t be interested in me, even though I have a great personality? Say it ain’t so Papi!

Something tells me was not really happy with you, but happy to see you go.

I’m not picky, I like all boobs.

$250 for 15 minutes? How did this review get past?

Stay away from the southwest zone. From Sarasota to Naples there are about 5 clubs. None are really worth mentioning here. All the action is on the east coast.

Nothing says white trash to me more than mish-mosh of unrelated tats scattered over a dancers body.

All you can say? C’mon son you gotta say more.

Do not try to read Papi’s reviews on the toilet, your legs will fall asleep! Just kidding, the reviews are long but entertaining. Keep them coming Papi!

I gotta get back to PH if Kayla is rockin the house.

Seems like Palpi wasn’t finding what he was looking for.

Miami, no contest.

Feasting on dancer clam, you are a brave one Papi.

It’s good to see the PH getting some traffic on this site.

Papi where is your “go to” club these days?

She looks good enough to eat

As god is my witness I thought strippers could fly!

Does misbehaving get you more attention?

I like variety. That and unusual accents turn me on.

Do they feature kumstain prevention technology?