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2 years ago
Typical Porthole NightLast time i was there these was a big girl dancing, i think she went by Jess. Is she still around?
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2 years ago
How long do you stick around a bad club before bailing and walking outI’ve got a 3 song rule. I’ll set my phone timer for 15 minutes, that way if I’m getting chatted up by someone I am not interested in I give them the old “I gotta take this call” routine and pull a Houdini.
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2 years ago
Dull DiamondsI remember DD back in the day(15-20 years ago) there were plenty of Eastern European dancers. When he says 100% white I believe that is what he is lamenting. Sounds like my man has yet to discover that variety is the spice of life.
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2 years ago
Great experience at this place.Papi, are you saying that if I don’t have the $$ the dancers won’t be interested in me, even though I have a great personality? Say it ain’t so Papi!
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2 years ago
Surprisingly good timeSomething tells me was not really happy with you, but happy to see you go.
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2 years ago
Cartoonishly enhanced dancersI’m not picky, I like all boobs.
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2 years ago
Nice way to spend the afternoon$250 for 15 minutes?
How did this review get past?
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3 years ago
FLORIDA STRIP CLUBS Stay away from the southwest zone. From Sarasota to Naples there are about 5 clubs.
None are really worth mentioning here.
All the action is on the east coast.
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3 years ago
Tattooed dancers, or Tattoos in generalNothing says white trash to me more than mish-mosh of unrelated tats scattered over a dancers body.
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3 years ago
DaisyAll you can say?
C’mon son you gotta say more.
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3 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Was a decent club in the past but may be chaniging its M.O. a bitDo not try to read Papi’s reviews on the toilet, your legs will fall asleep!
Just kidding, the reviews are long but entertaining.
Keep them coming Papi!
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3 years ago
Afternoon at PortholeI gotta get back to PH if Kayla is rockin the house.
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3 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Club is not a fit for everyone but it's a pretty-good fit for meSeems like Palpi wasn’t finding what he was looking for.
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3 years ago
Florida top spotsMiami, no contest.
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3 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Not one of the top SoFlo clubs but decent enoughFeasting on dancer clam, you are a brave one Papi.
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4 years ago
Thank You Porthole!It’s good to see the PH getting some traffic on this site.
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5 years ago
Sometimes you take what yo can get at the PHP, other times cut bait and run.Papi where is your “go to” club these days?
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5 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Rate the ebonyShe looks good enough to eat
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6 years ago
Finally some good news out of Broward County FL.As god is my witness I thought strippers could fly!
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6 years ago
What is ur expert opinion on the various races/ethnicities of girls at the clubsDoes misbehaving get you more attention?
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6 years ago
What is ur expert opinion on the various races/ethnicities of girls at the clubsI like variety.
That and unusual accents turn me on.
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6 years ago
Found some really good lounge pants/shorts for LDsDo they feature kumstain prevention technology?