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Comments by DennisKe

  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    rattdog
    New York
    ANY IDEA WHICH CLUB IS THIS?
    Thanks for the Simpsons link
  • discussion comment
    8 months ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Marisa Tomei
    In addition to Marisa's hotness, "The Wrestler" is a damn fine movie. Mickey Rourke's best, and he absolutely should have won best actor, but you know what they say about burning bridges. I think Marisa was nominated for Best Supporting Actress.
  • discussion comment
    8 months ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Marisa Tomei
    My favorites are trashy blondes and black women with big asses. Marisa has them all beat.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Heroarchy
    Nebraska
    Decent enough, despite Alaska's strip club rules
    A9
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    When the not so hot girl gets on stage and everybody at rail gets up and leaves
    In the situation I mentioned above, the truth is, she should just go to another club. I haven't been there for years, but back in the day, at least, Shotgun's had pretty much one body-type. Skinny and tiny stripper-butt, and all races and heights had to stick to that type. The dancer I talked to wasn't fat, she had a larger-than-average ass. Otherwise, she was as hot as anyone there, and in today's world, there are a lot a guys who like big butts. When I witnessed the desertion, she was crying. I had the fortune of having her beautiful ass in my face for three dancer rotations. In hindsight, she might have taken me up on an OTC moment, something I've never experienced.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    When the not so hot girl gets on stage and everybody at rail gets up and leaves
    I've only been to a stripclub 20-25 times, and "after covid", I'm overdue. I remember being at Shotgun Willie's when I saw the stage abandonment thing happen. Except for one time (after this), I've only stayed at the tip-stage. I stayed and was the only one who did. I struck up a conversation with the dancer. Although there may have been something else going on, what it looked like to me was they were leaving en masse for one reason. She had a much bigger ass than the rest, but no cellulite or anything, and she was smoking hot IMO. This was in the late 80's, so before the internet and before big asses were as popular. I told her I thought she had BY FAR the best ass in the club, and I meant it. I'm not into tiny, toned stripper-butt as a general rule. She seemed to really appreciate my comments, and she asked if there was anything she could do to make me happy. I told her she could spend all her time with me with her ass in my face, which she was more than happy to do. Being I remained the only one at her stage, through several rotations, I got non-stop perfect ass directly in my face for stage tips, which was wonderful. She even "accidentally" made contact with my mouth and nose on several occasions, with it staying there for a good period of time more than once. (Shotgun's has always been no PL contact) I had just gone through an ugly divorce, and so far hadn't started dating again. She wrote down her number, and what she said was her real name, and said to call her "anytime". I never did, unfortunately. I feel she actually liked me, although I'm aware it could have all been stripper-shit or merely being appreciative I stayed and tipped. I think I missed my chance. (I am old. Wildest stripclub experiences were in Frankfort, Germany and at the old Aloha Beach, which all of you, especially desertscrub, would have appreciated. As extra as extras get)
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Jimmybigtits
    Western PA
    Congratulations. You leave the club with blue balls. What now?
    I went to a club once, left horny, and called up my most recent former girlfriend. She said, "Get over here", which I did, and we had the best fuck session we had ever had. Afterwards she said, "You need to go to stripclubs more often".
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Ways girls used to dress/look like that you miss
    (with a trampstamp and/or whaletail)
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Ways girls used to dress/look like that you miss
    Tiny,shredded Daisy Dukes with a halter top showing underboob, along with long, curly blœnde hair.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Condom of Choice
    I have never once had good sex when using a condom. 99% bareback and cumming inside. No unwanted kids and one case of chlamydia.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    DennisKe
    Colorado
    Hottest Classic Era Stars
    I second Marilyn, Jayne Mansfield, and Sally Struthers. The latter was SO hot way back when. I was also a Jayne Kennedy fan. Elizabeth Montgomery will always be at the top for me.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    How important to you is stage dancing at strip clubs.?
    I have pretty much only gone for stage dances. At the club I most frequented...pre-covid...the dancers gave mini-laps for a $2 tip, and I really enjoy those. Years ago I had a friend, now deceased, who couldn't believe I'd never had a private. He told me they were the only reason to go. The next time I went, I picked out a beautiful black dancer with a fine round ass. As my friend had suggested, I asked what she allowed and what she didn't, so I knew what I could do, which was almost anything (now I know she probably would have done even more if I offered her a larger tip). Truth is, her private was honestly better than most actual sex I've had. She was hot and into it, with her ass stroking and bouncing amazingly. Only my ex, who was a total cumslut, was in her league. (eventually she became a dancer after we broke up) The only downside was she started counting the first song a few seconds before it ended, but for two songs I was in heaven. Since then I've gone a few times, and now I've always brought enough money for a private if I find someone stunning, either physically or flirtaciously. Last time I went one 6 made it clear to me FS was available, but I passed because she really didn't do anything for me, however the last dancer before I left was the most amazingly perfect dancer I've ever seen, and her mini-lap was a 10++++. I needed to leave, but I told her I'd be back soon and wanted many privates. She gave me her schedule and I was looking forward to it tremendously...and then came covid. I hope she's still there when this is all over.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    Kissing Booths
    I too never participated, unfortunately, but I remember seeing them several times. There are many fun opportunities I had in my youth I wish I could re-live.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Sexy women who are no longer with us
    Elizabeth Montgomery
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    SaltyNuts
    The original Salty
    Site has been bonkers lately
    Why are clubs now listed by county instead of city? Nothing's open , but it's still a pain.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    pistola
    Keepin' it 💯
    The Hoarding of Toilet Paper
    One single ply roll lasts me a couple of months.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    Mrs. Robinson vs her daughter: which one are you taking home?
    Elaine. I married Mrs. Robinson. Great sex but (surprise!) serial cheater.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    grift00
    Wherever the titties are.
    RIP centerfolds
    No $2 mini-laps, no me.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Hong Kong ruined US SC's for me
    Too bad about the two-dollar laps. Those were the main reason to go. Maybe they'll come back again someday, as club rules seem to go in cycles.