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i know some of you dont believe me but both me and my pappy have had an amazing impact on your worlds. without me prince probably woulda worn an assless...

some of you idiots appear to doubt the fact that I sold prince his first assless purple suit and the fact that my father pushed jimmie hendrix too purchase a...

i know you guys think i am lying about giving prince his first assless purple pants, but i am not. your probably not going to believe this, but I helped...

do you know why jimmie hendrix fist started playing guitar? my dad ran a pawn shop In seattle where hendrix was when he was just a kid. there was a...

you seasoned clubbers know what I'm talking about. you are sitting there with a raging hard-on and neither of you has a condom. she has brought you close a few...

do you know why prince wore purple? i met prince when he was just starting out and he said he needed a fancy new outfit for a gig. i worked...

I just recently had a biopsy taken from my prostate (cancer free – YES!). The Dr. told me to expect a little blood in my urine for a couple of...

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for: his incessant bed wetting his bizarre Freudian mommy issues his inability to achieve an erection and have...