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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I’ve heard those used HP12C calculators sell well on the interwebs!
I remember SJG wrote a discussion about his love of the old reverse Polish notation they use. I still have one or two in my desk drawer. They were useful for computing IRR’s and cash flows back in the 1980’s and 90’s.
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2 years ago
I would fuck her - but I wouldn’t touch her!
I doubt my arms are long enough to get around those circus tits.
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2 years ago
I agree gammanu95. Jennifer has aged like a fine wine. She was hot at cute when she was in her 20’s, and she’s now a true milf in my view.
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2 years ago
This is likely a stunt to promote her Instagram. Having an article about this is likely getting her more followers and things are working just as she wants.
I agree with skibum609 about those giant fake cans. If you put that fat around her belly, she would need to buy a second seat.
I feel bad for the poor person who was seated next to this walking cartoon character! That person would lose more than armrest space! If there was turbulence - the other passenger could get knocked out by those giant saline bags!
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2 years ago
To think how Tom Cruise has aged in comparison to Kelly McGillis!
Tom is so dreamy and delicious - and Kelly isn’t so arousing anymore.
I could stand at attention watching that sweaty volleyball scene all day long!
Have a good day! No homo!
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2 years ago
Poland is a different world - compared to Germany (and Austria).
It can be dangerous - to put it mildly.
The men who claim to have been allegedly drugged - never brought their cases to court. There’s nothing that says “I need to hide this from my wife.” quite like that statistic!
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2 years ago
I understand the op has a cuck fetish, and that’s all good for him.
If she wants to marry you, and it’s legit, then this open end arrangement should come as no surprise to you.
You should look back to the times she invited a girlfriend over, and you ended up sitting in the corner masturbating. Granted, a live sex show can be a fun view - especially in your own bedroom.
When you can’t find a parking spot in your own driveway because of the line of guys stopping by to pump and dump, you will likely reconsider your decision. She will likely find a bull to satisfy her desires, and you will become simply an ATM.
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2 years ago
Enjoy your trip londonguy! Those FKK clubs sound like a good time - and likely a great time!
I agree with Ishmael regarding the appeal of FKK clubs over TJ stuff. I feel very comfortable in Germany (and Austria), after spending time in both countries. In TJ, I know I would stick out, and have no chance of blending in - and that would concern me.
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2 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
When I associate the name Audrey with sex - I think of Audrey Hollander (the porn star). She’s a small redhead who goes the extra mile in terms of anal sex.
But, my tastes are not mainstream.
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2 years ago
Can I get a word to the mother my n*gga Icee!
Hit that pussyslicker with some props my man!
He hit this board with straight facts -
Preach to the disciples pussyslicker!
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I’d like to think I can remember the best time I’ve had in a strip club. But, there are likely many times I was too drunk.
The best experience was at my old favorite club in Bloomfield NJ (Heartbreakers). I had taken my favorite dancer upstairs and fucked her, and I was trying to chill at the bar with a beer. I still had a decent amount of cash on me, and I was planning to chill and bounce home. It was a busy bar, and there were many girls on stage. As I enjoyed my beer, a girl caught my eye, and her beauty was striking. She was petite with dark hair - and she had a tattoo just above her pubic area.
I needed to meet this girl, and see what I could do. She saw my interest immediately, and came over. The bar was busy - with many other perverts looking for a girl to take to VIP. She came over, and I grabbed a stool for her to sit on. I was quite the gentleman - lol! I got her a drink and we tried to chat a bit. It was close to impossible, as she was a new arrival from Brazil, and spoke little English - and the bar was packed. I had gotten so interested in understanding our conversation, that I left a stack of cash on the bar, and that wasn’t smart.
After a few minutes of attempted small talk, we decided it was time for VIP. The upstairs was anything goes. As far as the dancers allowed was as far as it went. In most cases - the girls knew the deal.
As I mentioned, this dancer was new to the country and this club. I wasn’t sure what I might get, but she had a casual sexuality that drove me wild. We find a stall, and I get seated, and she closes the curtain. Her top comes off, and she climbs on me and we begin kissing deeply and passionately. As we kiss, I get more and more aroused. I am thinking, hopefully she’s good for the full buffet.
As we kiss, she deftly removes her skirt and thong - and I drop my pants around my ankles. She tugs my shirt off as well. It feels great as our bodies are together and she is soft and smooth. Then she grabs a condom and covers me up, and spits a nice glob into her hand, lubing my cock fully. She then slides me inside her ass, and begins riding me like a beast. It felt incredible! I had already cum earlier in the evening, and if I hadn’t, her bouncing would have caused a very quick eruption, but I was now enjoying the ride!
As she rode me, we continued kissing deeply and intensely. I enjoyed feeling her tighten her asshole around me as her arousal grew and grew. As I began to feel another climax approaching, I gripped her hips and I fucked her as I desired, and I came hard inside of her. I was spent after that experience, and she fell against my chest (which was now sweaty). She reached back to pull it out, but I told her to keep it in so I could enjoy her ass a bit longer. We kissed some more, and I knew she was late to get back on stage, as the guy was calling for her from downstairs.
We both know it’s time to get her back to work, so she pulls me out of her ass, and removes the condom. As the condom comes off - jizz flies out and makes a mess on the wall, the mirror and on the black curtains. Luckily, the place was a dump, so we left it, and tossed the condom in the garbage can outside of the stalls.
That was a great night - in a filthy club.
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2 years ago
I finished inside - outside - and likely alongside - of strippers!
I was covered each time I finished - as it’s not safe to try and continue to propagate my gene pool.
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2 years ago
I’m looking forward to watching the finals. I’ve got no pick in this series.
I hope the Rangers win the cup - as that would be cool. But, I’ve not followed the Stanley Cup playoffs either.
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2 years ago
I appreciate the large print reposting. I was able to read it clearly in the article, but it’s a nice touch for some folks.
These etiquette rules seem like common sense, which can be in short supply in a strip club.
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
That show was interesting as there seemed to be a bit left unsaid. I think there’s something to the truth about this sordid side to her. Each western town must have had a series of madams and whores to keep the men going.
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2 years ago
And sadly I smelt it!
It definitely smelt like Mackie gambled and lost…
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2 years ago
I think there are still some open. But, as folks have mentioned, they have changed from magazines and video - to other sexual products. Some may have booths for jacking and playing corn hole.
There is one in my area of NJ - on a highway. It appears to have changed from a place selling videos and magazines - to a sex toy and lingerie type of boutique. I’m not sure of the current jack shack status. I knew a stripper who bought outfits there - and I’d take her to pick up some new stuff - and sit and watch her model it for me. After I watched her show off her hot body - I’d fuck her in my car. I didn’t want to wait until after our trip to Red Lobster!