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2 years ago
I think TUSCL provides a useful place to find reviews of clubs. The reviews require examination and analysis, as there is some useless drivel out there.
I don’t think TUSCL has actually changed stripping.
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Rick, I agree with you. I wouldn’t share information on my other otc encounters either. If a girl presses me for information, I still won’t provide it. There is no good to come from sharing this type of information.
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2 years ago
Blah - that is an impressive story!
When guys ask about your dances, you can literally tell them that their heart might not be able to handle it!
If a guy dies during a lap dance with a big smile on his face - and a hard on in his pants, I’d say that’s not a bad way to go out.
I’m seeing a trend to Blah’s recent posts - breaking guys bones and hearts stopping during her dances. Keep the topics coming - as I like the way Blah thinks!
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2 years ago
I worked in a fast food restaurant in college. After working there for a bit, I was able to pick up the cleaning shift that began after the restaurant closed for the night.
One night, as I opened the back door to take the trash out to the dumpster, two guys were waiting for me. They both had guns, wanted the cash from the registers. The cash was already counted and out of the registers. I took a pistol whipping - and a miserable beating - as I didn’t have the combination for the restaurant safe.
I passed out during the beating - as they got more and more angry as it became apparent I really didn’t know the combination for the safe. I woke up in the walk in refrigerator - that they locked from the outside.
This was back in the 1980’s - before cell phones and inexpensive video cameras - so I didn’t get out of the refrigerator until the folks came to open the restaurant in the morning.
The initial terror of seeing two crazed guys pointing guns in my face was pretty intense. When they got frustrated trying to beat the combination to the safe out of me - I knew they weren’t going to kill me. They saw an opportunity - but didn’t think it through. They ended up smashing the cigarette machine and stealing the quarters from it - and they trashed part of the restaurant trying to find anything of value.
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2 years ago
I’ve gained weight since the pandemic, so I’m no longer a tall skinny guy. I’m now more of a normal weight for my height.
Even when I was slender, I would tell strippers to go harder. A good hard riding dancer is just what I enjoy.
I agree with what’s been mentioned about the age of the guy being an important factor in the concern about breaking bones.
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2 years ago
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loperjust looking for a little human contact along the way
I have never gone clubbing on thanksgiving eve. I’ve spent several thanksgiving eves in civilian bars drinking and hooking up with drunken girls from my old hometown.
It might be an interesting strip club crowd. It could lead to a great time!
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2 years ago
Driving out to central Pa for the day at my mothers house. We are getting together out there. I’m driving my daughters out and back, so there won’t be any imbibing for me. The food coma will be enough to make a 5-6 hour round trip long enough!
I hope everyone enjoys the holiday!
Holy shit Scrubbie - that was a brutal rant - even by your standards!
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2 years ago
If only I was closer to Chicago or St Louis - as satsuma sounds like my kind of girl. It’s great that you enjoy trusted customers in your place. I enjoy your stories of getting fucked and filled.
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I admit it - if a dancer said she was thinking about pizza, I would be completely distracted, as I’d start thinking about pizza.
I doubt I’d be able to continue until I enjoyed a few steamy cheesy slices…
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2 years ago
BHarlem knows the area. There are other NNJ clubs with more obvious extras. This club is not as open in their offerings.
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2 years ago
I don’t think there is a question about whether the back room is well used. I think it’s simply posting that they got busted again. It’s about a year since the last bust.
I’m guessing the manager fucked up another holiday stipend…
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2 years ago
When I was a young filthy pig, I went to a Manhattan (NYC) strip club with some guys from our Midtown office. I was thinking the dancers would be incredible beauties - and I knew it would be very expensive. I wasn’t blown away by the looks or bodies of the dancers, as I likely expected too much. That wasn’t an issue, as it ended up saving me some money.
I had carpooled with another guy from our Northern NJ office. We took one of the corporate executive loaner cars. It was a huge Lincoln town car, and as we were driving through the tunnel, one of the front tires started to go flat. We got out of the Lincoln tunnel, and pulled over to assess the situation. We both had a few beers in us, and we were on the side of the street in Jersey City with a flat tire. We found the closest gas station and got a can of fix a flat, and thought we would be set.
As we get back on the highway heading towards the Meadowlands, we get a great idea! We decide to stop and try one of the clubs by the old Giants Stadium. It was a dump compared to the NYC club, but it was perfect for my tastes! There were some filthy Latina dancers, and they offered full service. I have no idea of the name of the club. But it was in an old industrial area near Paterson Plank Road.
As we leave the club, we see the tire is getting very low. So we drive a little way and spray more fix a flat in it. As we drive, one of us keeps his head out the window to see how low the tire is getting, just so we don’t ride on the rim. About half way back to the office the hub cap pops off and rolls and gets flattened by a semi.
We told the corporate fleet guy that the car was a pile of shit, and he needs to make sure the cars are drive able for the executives! I think he would have bought the story if we didn’t smell like stripper perfume, and have glitter on our collars!
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2 years ago
Why drink decaf?
Do folks who drink decaf also drink alcohol free beer?
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2 years ago
An age old dilemma? Wtf?
I think the OP has a different view of what others consider an age old dilemma.
The age old dilemmas I have considered would be - the chicken and the egg, ketchup or mustard - or both, who farted?
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2 years ago
I agree. He’s entirely correct in his post.
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2 years ago
^ careful with the dirty Boston talk! If Gawker reads this he’s gonna blow a load all over his computer! Lol!
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2 years ago
This isn’t meant to be a political comment. Musk buying twitter and trying to shake up the employees and culture reminds me of Trump saying he wanted to drain the swamp. It’s easier said than done.
However, the main difference is that Musk is an owner and he can clean house. It’s what’s left over (of the company) that might not be what he wanted.
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2 years ago
I’ve heard dogs can get excited when they hear a high pitched voice. Maybe this is a thing that they feel might excite a PL too?
I think there is enough fake stuff in strip clubs already - so a fake voice is not needed.
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I’m soooo fucking itchy!
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2 years ago
A twin bed is fine to fuck on. No man will complain about the size of your bed.
The main concern should be - do you feel secure bringing customers back to your place?
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2 years ago
They previously named the arena after a cryptocurrency group - so I don’t see an issue with naming for a strip club or porn site. In my view - porn and strip clubs are much more stable (and ethical) businesses than cryptocurrency!
BBC arena would be great - although hearing announcers say Booby Trap Arena would be very funny too.
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2 years ago
It sucks to be a gawky tall kid - but it must really suck to be the gawky tall son of Trump. It’s impossible to blend into the background with that height.
He likely had to be a visible family presence since Eric was the only other child who was willing to be at the announcement.
I’m wondering who will be Trump’s running mate this time? I think Stormy Daniels or Dennis Rodman?
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2 years ago
This club has been under investigation previously for prostitution and drugs. I guess they thought it was ok to resume their old ways once the police finished the investigation?
The Patch called the club for a statement - and the club hung up on The Patch! That’s disrespectful to the investigators at The Patch! Lol!