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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I miss your green name. (Again).
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4 years ago
When I'm not out at the club... I'm eating bacon.
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4 years ago
Did you check the AMPs? :)
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4 years ago
I'm baking bacon in the oven right now. It may take a pinch longer compared to the stovetop, but I like the crunch to be even all over the meat. I've never had a piece of bacon from the oven that I didn't like.
On a skillet, it tends to be kinda crunchy on one end, kinda fatty on the opposite end, and burnt on the end next to it. It frustrates me sometimes, although it may be the quicker option if I'm cooking multiple things on the same skillet at the same time. (ie: sausage, pancakes, hashbrowns).
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4 years ago
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BBBCFucking Pussy into J.E.L.L.O
Dicks are pretty cool.
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
^ In the locker, 4 pairs; 2 pairs that were custom designed (by Nightshade on Etsy), and the other two were plain chrome heels with rhinestones.
I think altogether, I have 12 pairs of dancer shoes, but my most expensive pairs happened to be the ones stuck in my locker during the shutdown.
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4 years ago
@mikey, I think there's an article on here somewhere about the pros relating to 2001. Why not write one about the cons? Seems you've got quite a bit of dirt on them.
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4 years ago
^ That's because you're not satisfied with less than two strippers at once anymore. Should have found another Norwegian to tag team.
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4 years ago
Time to throw in some SuicideGirls and really make shit hit the fan.
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4 years ago
Does Mikey reject every single 2001 review because he thinks the review is bad or simply because it's a review about 2001?
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
You seemed to have researched this law quite extensively, @Tommy.
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4 years ago
That's because you've never used this: https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
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4 years ago
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aham5I've got a bad feeling about this.
" We are not looking at your lips anyway. "
So you've never looked at a dancers' lips and thought they'd be perfect for lollipop and popsicle tasting? Or karaoke?
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
@Upright. She said she felt the need to tell me because while we were exchanging stories on what we were doing during the shutdown, I told her I was dealing with some family matters (grandpa getting operations done and needing caretaking) and she coincidentally knew about it already because my aunt had told her the same story. She didn't want to chat with me and have something relating to my family slipping out while I wasn't aware that she and my cousin were dating. That'd be bizarre. But still. I kinda agree. My life at the club was just fine being in the unknown. LOL
@Sinclair. I haven't seen any traveling dancers yet, but then again I haven't particularly asked any of the new faces if they were from out of town. Before the shutdown, this club already had an abundance of girls from West/Central Florida driving up to work.
@Muddy. I myself didn't acknowledge him for the longest time because most of the time he came in to shoot pool, only getting dances from the girl he's dating once in a while. Generally, the guys that come in JUST to play pool don't pay much attention to the girls, so I just assumed he was one of those types of custies. As to why he didn't say hi... I think he was intentionally trying not to give me any attention whenever he realized who I was. I'm surprised he still came in to hang out for so long. We kind of grew up together and played a lot as kids. Might be extreme seeing your favorite little cousin grow up to be a stripper at your favorite club.
@Papi. I think him seeing what I look like naked was more than interesting enough. LOL
As far as management, they've always been pretty understanding of girls having a bad night even before the shutdown, so usually, they'll only ask for a highly reduced fee/tip-out instead. (ie: $3 to $5 instead of $15 - $45). Out of the 17 girls that worked, our top girl last night only did 8 dances, half of the girls didn't do any dances at all, and several only did 1 or 2.
@Cash. It wasn't an oral thermometer. ):
@Spice. The situation with these extra new girls is fucked. Not because they jump on a customer as soon as they come in, but because when they do sit with them, they'll talk to them for what seems like HOURS without catching a hint that the guy isn't interested in them. Or maybe they do that on purpose so that certain girls can't make any money. Some of the old girls have told me that some select new ones were drama starters. Just what we need.
I work at a non-alcoholic nude bar, so our hours aren't affected.
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4 years ago
How long ago was this visit? I drove past this club about two weeks ago around night time, and they were shut down, presumably because of the liquor ban.
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4 years ago
I don't think my club manager would be chill with me working with him, knowing I go to other clubs and occasionally get eaten out and love to write about it, or the fact that I've written an article about being a high class hoe on the sidelines.
I also may or may not get disowned, but that's aight.
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4 years ago
And then use that money received from the laws controlling the hookers to buy out hookers. :D
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4 years ago
If any acts of sex are given at any point, and if money is given at any point, no matter the extra details before, inbetween, and after - no matter what label you put it under (porn/escorts/AMP/brothel/whatever), it's all sex work.
And assuming it's all consensual, it's not fair that so many loopholes and regulations are needed to make one label more or less legal than the others.
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4 years ago
Sounds to me like we'll have to move the shadowcat corner.
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4 years ago
The Viking Spirit by Daniel McCoy. If you're into Norse Mythology (whether you're starting off or a veteran), it's a excellent read.
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4 years ago
What is it about the WRX that makes them hot targets for pull-overs?
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4 years ago
"He was from Germany. Germans are some seriously sick fucks when it comes to sex IME."
My primary partner was raised in Germany. Can vouch for this statement 110% (not that I'm complaining).
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4 years ago
"I can't tell you how proud I am of the detectives and the deputies that have worked on this case and the countless hours that they have spent away from their families above and beyond their normal work hours."
They make it sound like they just saved the world from a mass genocide.
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4 years ago
Did you bite back?
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4 years ago
"...and likely everyone has their clothes on"
We will have no such thing in this vicinity.