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Comments by Mr Johnson (page 2)

  • review comment
    a month ago
    Pretty girls, good prices, bad lap dances for the money
    Thanks for the review, ArmyEddie. I think the owner of Lucky Devil takes a little pride in their club and is decent looking on the inside compared to most of the dive Portland club. As far as "No Touching" in the lap dance booths, at least they make it clear with the sign by those booths. Yeah, $50 or 3/$100 for a no touching and minimal contact would leave me a little more than disappointed. I hope you only did one dance and too bad you didn't list her name to warn other mongers. As far as Portland being a "no touching" allowed place, not true as I bet 90% of the clubs allow two-way touching. I know these five clubs have a no touching policy, Acropolis, Sassy's, Hawthorne Strip, Lucky Devil, and Devil Point, but I can't think of any others. Thanks.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    mjpenn07
    California
    A prime Portland destination
    I'm not a fan of chatty dancers in the booth. I want to enjoy the moment and not work on a conversation with a lady who is only in my company because of my wallet. Some of my best "extra" experiences have been with Latinas who don't speak much English. I've been hitting up an AMP lately that provides a GFE encounter and she speaks no English except needed for her work. I love it and can just close my eyes and enjoy the moment. Thanks for supporting are Portland ladies and sharing those experiences.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    mjpenn07
    California
    Ok but won't repeat
    I wish those two booths were photo booths! I would take more dancers back there. They are curtained lap dance booths and if you and the dancer are the only ones in one of those booth, pretty private. As you know, now the bad news, "Sit on those damn hands and don't even think of touching me!" I like the layout of this place, but the no touching policy, makes me spend my money elsewhere. Did you see the armpit hair dancer? Thanks for the review.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    No Strip at Hawthorne
    Wow, that's one of the sadist strip club experiences I've read in awhile. When I was there last summer sometime, at least they were getting naked on stage. The "no touching" near the lap dance booths is a bit depressing too. I also got hustled pretty good, but didn't fall for it. I look very very mature!! Thanks Artcollege.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    Yummy tight bodies and big tits. Rip-off otherwise.
    Nice descriptive read, Superpie. I appreciate getting some dancer names and will avoid Luna. Thanks.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    Larry999
    Washington
    Sometimes a man's got to show extra appreciation
    Nice review, Larry999 of one of my favorite clubs. One and two handfuls, I gotta new measuring description! I bet the real skinny dancer was Millie and something about just grabbing bones doesn't appeal to me either. She is a sweetheart and we both have a common interest, but no lap dances. Girls get to do their own thing here with some getting totally nude and coming over the rack and some not. The club sets the lap dance price though at $40 or 3/$100 as you stated. I hope you get lucky with the two-handful girl on your next visit. Thanks. What the hell is wrong with 2xPiercedheat. Some guys just didn't make it past the third grade and maybe his handle says it all!
  • review comment
    a month ago
    An Aptly Named Club
    I follow this studio on Instagram and see the ladies that work there. They can probably get a premium because of their looks. There are less expensive, more activity, at other places, but nothing wrong if you have the cash to be king. You can get a "handy" and a massage at all AMPs for around $120 total. The older I have gotten, I prefer the company of a lady who does all my handy work or more for me, than myself. We need more lingerie reviews, so this is much appreciated. Thanks.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    ff
    Oregon
    First visit and it was intriguing
    Thanks for reminding us this club is back open and I need to make a stop. I appreciate the information. Thanks. Ignore minnow's bullshit.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Friday night at GC
    Thanks for the review, Clackport. I'm only in the club on afternoons and tend to pick-up around 2:30 or so. I've yet to see a heavy-weight in this club, but there are some athletic and HWP along with the spinners. Mostly white from my experience as well. I've become a fan of this club, but it can be expensive, so bring your best negotiation skills. No bouncer, no pat-down, no id check, no cover, just walk in on my afternoon visits. Once you get to know a few dancers and want to repeat, they do a good job of posting their dancer schedule on their website. Thanks.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    skinnywhiteboy
    Washington
    Friendly neighborhood dive bar
    I love a low-class dive bar and thanks for the information. This used to be a fun extras club, pre-covid, but no more. I have gotten an offer for take-out though. I also got an offer to see a dancer at a lingerie studio she moonlights at for a$300 homerun. All my offers were the $40 or 3/$100 except one at $30/song. With no rail, it makes it easy for the dancers to get on your lap fully nude. I'm not much into the Club Rouge type dancers, so it is another reason this place appeals to me. If there were just extras, I would spend more time and money here. Thanks.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    skinnywhiteboy
    Washington
    Okay but not as much fun as previous visits.
    Nice review Skinnywhiteboy. My last visit wasn't the same as in the past as well. I thought maybe it was just an odd day and the hustle about drove me out early. None of the dancers took off their bottoms and the couple that gave me a peek at the goods by sliding to one side, wanted an extra tip for that! All Latinas on my afternoon visit. No cover, pat-down, or ID check on my early afternoon stop. Thanks.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Casa Diablo on a weekend night
    Great information, Clackport. Thanks!
  • review comment
    a month ago
    Couldn't recapture the magic...
    We don't get a lot of reviews about this club, so it is appreciated. Yeah, my last trip to this club a couple of years ago, the doorman wanted to scan my ID. I asked if there was anyway around it and he said no. With that, I turned around and left.
  • review comment
    a month ago
    mjpenn07
    California
    Mary's works as an opener but not a main event
    Mary's is an institution, but haven't been there since they moved. My last drive past this club had homeless camped right beside the club. There is no parking lot, so it makes it a little more of a challenge to just swing in and visit this club. We don't get many reviews of this place, so it is greatly appreciated. Thanks.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    nights at Club Rouge
    Great review and information, Clackport. Thanks.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Hope for DV8
    Thanks for the review Gladstone. I like your approach (questions) before accepting a dance with a dancer. This is the first review in awhile that a dancer has quoted 3/$100 instead of 3/$120 . I write my reviews in Word so I can save and continue later, spell check and then post on TUSCL when completed. TUSCL doesn't recognize the the spacing between paragraphs so I space in TUSCL because I know some asshole will comment that it is "Incoherent, Paragraphs Please." Anyways, well written and thanks.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    One and done.
    This is a strange club as girls just get up on stage and dance when they want. The rack is awkward to sit at. I knew a girl from another club that has loose rules and she danced here once-in-awhile. I asked about seeing her at Columbia Strip and she said, she can't give me the same type of dance (extras) as the other club. This club along with 82nd Strip and Angels all are owned by the same guy. None of these clubs are known for extra fun in the booth. They must have them sign a no hanky-panky contract and monitored with cameras. Trinity dances at Dream On as well as I have seen her at Club 205. I did a dance with her at DO and she has one of the worst boob jobs I have encountered. I'm usually not very picky when it comes to booby play, but they were rock hard. Her dance was just normal and nothing to write about. If Trinity was the best option, I don't know how the club stays open. She is friendly and likes to get totally nude as you stated. Your ratings would mirror mine. Thanks for the review.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Devil’s Point Portland
    Thanks for the review, Lonely. My last visit here, the bartender was playing jazz (I'm a jazz guy), which is unique for a strip club. When the dancers got on stage, they picked their own music. The two curtained lap dance booths in the backroom are private if you're the monger back there. Probably a little awkward when both are occupied. I also got the $40 or 3/$100 offer. The stage is a real stage with no rail. They could have a jazz trio playing up there. All ladies stayed on their side of the stage except one, and it wasn't anything to brag about. I took that dancer to the back for one dance just to see if the monger no touching rule is true. Yep!. There are cameras in the booth. I enjoyed my dancer, but the no touching just makes me want to head down the road. I'm an extras guy, so not my type of club, but guys go to clubs for different reasons and glad you had a good time for the money spent. Thanks
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Relaxed, good ole DV8
    Thanks for the review Rck99Hrd. Sounded like Christmas with the unwrapping gift! I never get that under my tree! I don't frequent this place much because of the rates for what you get in the booth. I enjoy the rack though when I'm there. Until a couple years ago at the old Shimmers, I could get a hj for $20/song plus a $20 tip. I still find the normal 3/$100 quotes at The Venue, Club 205, Scarlet Lounge (well actually one dancer two weeks ago quoted $30/song), Dream On in the side booths, 82nd Strip also quoted 30/song, and at Cabaret II you get four songs for $120 or two for $60 (which can come with a little more spendy fun). I tend to pass on the $120 rate at this point unless I have intel that says I'm going to have extra fun in the booth. Back in the early 1990s, I was paying $20 a song in Minneapolis, which I thought was damn expensive. $40 a song, 30 plus years later, doesn't seem too unreasonable to me. The hobby is expensive! Thanks.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    First time at KOD, will be back
    Nice review and well written. This has mirrored my many trips to this club while travelling to the twin cities. Claudia is an icon. I never have got extras here, but a fun club to hangout with naked ladies that won't break the bank. I'm not a fan of the open communal lap dance areas, so I just do the $10 dances when the mood strikes me. Thanks.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Another good rich guys hooters
    Thanks for the review, Theshag. Your experience mirrored mine on a Friday this last year. It is a "No Touching" club in the lap dance booths, so again, agree with you about saving your money here. I was quoted 3/$100 from one dancer, just to check the price. My three white dancers all stayed on their side of the stage, but were friendly. I didn't test the food. Unlike most downtown or close to downtown clubs, this place has a small parking lot, which is good with the homeless on the sidewalks close by. Thanks.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Mr Johnson
    When you have seen one, you have seen them both!
    A Disappointing Visit To A Club That Has Provided Some Memorable Times
    I will take your advice and report back! :)
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    yowzer
    Oregon
    Impressed!
    Nice review, yowzer, except the "old guys still having game" and naming me.....lol Oh, the truth hurts!! When I have to start taking Viagra to visit a strip club, that's when I'm going to hang up my balls! SI is a great club, especially for plenty of hot young dancers at a decent dance price. No need for cameras in the VIP Lounge as I can't imagine anything illegal happening in that communal room. On my last visit, we even had the bouncer come in to make sure everyone was behaving themselves. I haven't heard/read of any hanky-panky happening in those pricey individual booths either. I do like "glancing" while getting a dance to select my next option. You gotta love the one dance sets too at the rack. You reminded me of a recent trip to Club 205. This really old guy (had to be in his 80s) slowly made his way to rack and was laying down tips as the dancer(s) were giving him attention. He finally makes his way up and heads to a table, almost shuffling his feet, while a young, toned dancer then joins him. They are talking for a bit and then they make their way to a lap dance booth, slowly. He is in that booth for more then three songs. Finally he appears and heads back to his table. He was my hero of the day and gave me hope for the future.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Sketchy building, but excellent service
    It is nice to get reviews on lingerie studios. Obviously, Electroman below has never been to one, as you have great information. One thing good about Victress Entertainment, they won't break the bank for walk-in entertainment. Some ladies here may not be the perfect specimen, but I prefer some imperfections. VE and the models do a good job of putting information out there on Instagram. We have read reviews on here where guys have paid double that at some places for just self-service with a nude model. Fyi, there are clubs in town where you can get the service you received and more, but might cost you more too. Thanks again.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Second Visit to Dv8
    Thanks for the review, Pendragon7. Right off the bat, I'm envious of your wife going with you. I'm usually making sure I don't have stripper perfume on me, and bringing a second set of clothes, especially if my shorts are soiled before heading home Then you have to get them washed at some point too. DV8 has a nice strip club dive vibe. I have yet to get any extras here, so will just make a stop once-in-awhile, but these days, save my lap dance money for another club. Well, if I ever got some personal attention at the rack like light OTP, I would take the gamble and see how it goes. I generally balk at the $120 price still if I don't know the dancer since 3/$100 is pretty typical. Actually, I will just do one dance and see how it goes, before continuing with the three. Glad you had a good time and I like seeing couples in the club. Thanks