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  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Amazing, but expensive
    I also paid $50 at the Mustang Ranch in the later 70s for half and half. My first time, I had to ask what half and half included. I wish I would have kept my souvenir menu. Nothing like getting your junk washed and inspected by a beautiful woman.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Expensive, but would return.
    Thanks for the review, Peterino. It is good to get information on the lingerie shops. I agree with you, $340 for a 30 minute hj is expensive. There are shops in town where $300 total will let you hit a homerun. Several ladies on TNA advertise that as well and use lingerie shops as their incall, plus you can read their reviews and see their menu. I get hjs at strip clubs for the 3/$100 plus a small tip. At the over 200 AMPs in this town, you can get that kind of fun for around $150, which will include an hour massage. It sounds like you had fun for the money you spent. Would you repeat? Deepthinker has to have that handle to make up for his shallow mind! Ignore.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Great Night at Club 205
    Thanks for the review, gregorovich6. I hangout at the rack here as the girls on my scale start where the ladies across the street end, for the most part. I like the two song sets with every dancer topless on the first and totally nude on the second. Many will come over the rack and get in your lap and share some of their body parts. There are two problems with the lap dances booths, too damn uncomfortable, and never have experienced any extras. The small wooden bench that your butt can hardly fit on and then the cement brick wall against your back, makes it difficult to get a good grind from the dancers. At most clubs with small couches, the dancer has you move down some to get that perfect grind angle, can't happen at Club 205. It is too bad, as I would even do a legal dance here once-in-awhile, but I head across the street where there is fun to be had in the booth. Thanks.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Fun at the Venue.
    Thanks for the review of one of my favorite clubs, gregorovich6. Your experience mirrors mine for quite a number of years. I have to admit, I have a list (social media and/or digits) and haven't ventured from those dancers for quite awhile. At times, I feel a personal pressure to go with one of the ladies I know, but sounds like I need to break away from that. The club used to have a website and did a good job of listing a weekly dancer schedule, which could help me schedule my trips when certain dancers would not be there. They let their website go. I have never done the champagne room and still found some active lips. I like the rack action at Club 205 and then go over to The Venue for lap dances (a number of times, just walk in, find a dancer I know, and head to the booth). I've been doing most of my hobby activity at a particular AMP lately, but you have encouraged me to make a stop at The Venue. Thanks.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Pretty girls, good prices, bad lap dances for the money
    I have never to the Kit Kat Club and sounds like I haven't been missing much. Thanks for the information.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Laid Back Monday
    Thanks for the review Brad2you. I have a half-a-dozen visits here or so and two-way touching has always been allowed in the curtain booths. The house takes $25 from the dancer. I had a dancer give me an under my boxer's hj once, but that is the only extras at this club for me. Dancers can ask for a tip, but if she didn't meet my expectations, I just walk away. Certainly a "no touching' dance would never get a tip from me, but I always ask that question along with totally nude and price upfront before agreeing to a dance. I like this club, but a bit of a drive to make it a regular stop. IMO, the best club in Salem. but I like dive clubs and the dancers that work at them.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Almost a great night
    I appreciate you sharing your champagne room experience. We don't get much feedback for obvious reasons, too expensive. All three Stars locations are not "extras" friendly, but they contract with some beautiful young ladies. The fact that she participated in the interruptions would put her below a five on my scale, no matter how cute she was. I generally just keep driving by this place as it doesn't have what I'm looking for. $500 would get an hour of fun with a gorgeous woman on TNA. I also prefer the $300 ladies on that site as they come across a little more fun/genuine. Thanks for being a gentleman with her as I'm sure most would not have. Since you had to prepay upfront, what else could you do, except probably get kicked out of the club. Thanks again.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Not my Venue
    My afternoon visits have been much better as well. Everything in this review is negative about the club, so trying to read between the lines. I never noticed a sound issue with music and they always have a dj working.I known a few of the ladies here for a number of years and we can carry a conversation at the rack without having to yell. I'm not a fan of the music they play, but I can say that for most of the clubs. I have yet to see a heavy weight dancing here in my close to 100 trips, but plenty of HWP and athletic bodies mixed in with the spinners. For the most part, most of the dancers at The Venue are lower on my scale compared to the club across the street. Then again, I have yet to have any extras at that club across the street, but plenty of memorable extra experiences at The Venue. They have been contracting with more Latinas lately, which has worked in my favor in the lap dance booth. I like the lighting in this club. The dance prices are set by the club, $40/song or 3/$100, which is pretty standard on the lower end of the pricing scale these days in Portland. Yeah, they leave the bathroom door open for some reason. There is a stall for those that have an issue with it. A few of the ladies here have seen my dick, so no problem whipping it out for me. Guys go to clubs for different reasons and for those looking for that perfect specimen, this probably isn't your club. On the other hand, if you're looking for some extra fun in the lap dance booth with a lady that has the right attitude for that kind of fun, this place is in my current top five. Even if this place was a real shithole, which it is not, I would still put it in my top five because of the fun that can be had with the dancers.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    Pretty girls, good prices, bad lap dances for the money
    Thanks for the review, ArmyEddie. I think the owner of Lucky Devil takes a little pride in their club and is decent looking on the inside compared to most of the dive Portland club. As far as "No Touching" in the lap dance booths, at least they make it clear with the sign by those booths. Yeah, $50 or 3/$100 for a no touching and minimal contact would leave me a little more than disappointed. I hope you only did one dance and too bad you didn't list her name to warn other mongers. As far as Portland being a "no touching" allowed place, not true as I bet 90% of the clubs allow two-way touching. I know these five clubs have a no touching policy, Acropolis, Sassy's, Hawthorne Strip, Lucky Devil, and Devil Point, but I can't think of any others. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    mjpenn07
    California
    A prime Portland destination
    I'm not a fan of chatty dancers in the booth. I want to enjoy the moment and not work on a conversation with a lady who is only in my company because of my wallet. Some of my best "extra" experiences have been with Latinas who don't speak much English. I've been hitting up an AMP lately that provides a GFE encounter and she speaks no English except needed for her work. I love it and can just close my eyes and enjoy the moment. Thanks for supporting are Portland ladies and sharing those experiences.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    mjpenn07
    California
    Ok but won't repeat
    I wish those two booths were photo booths! I would take more dancers back there. They are curtained lap dance booths and if you and the dancer are the only ones in one of those booth, pretty private. As you know, now the bad news, "Sit on those damn hands and don't even think of touching me!" I like the layout of this place, but the no touching policy, makes me spend my money elsewhere. Did you see the armpit hair dancer? Thanks for the review.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    No Strip at Hawthorne
    Wow, that's one of the sadist strip club experiences I've read in awhile. When I was there last summer sometime, at least they were getting naked on stage. The "no touching" near the lap dance booths is a bit depressing too. I also got hustled pretty good, but didn't fall for it. I look very very mature!! Thanks Artcollege.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    Yummy tight bodies and big tits. Rip-off otherwise.
    Nice descriptive read, Superpie. I appreciate getting some dancer names and will avoid Luna. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    Larry999
    Washington
    Sometimes a man's got to show extra appreciation
    Nice review, Larry999 of one of my favorite clubs. One and two handfuls, I gotta new measuring description! I bet the real skinny dancer was Millie and something about just grabbing bones doesn't appeal to me either. She is a sweetheart and we both have a common interest, but no lap dances. Girls get to do their own thing here with some getting totally nude and coming over the rack and some not. The club sets the lap dance price though at $40 or 3/$100 as you stated. I hope you get lucky with the two-handful girl on your next visit. Thanks. What the hell is wrong with 2xPiercedheat. Some guys just didn't make it past the third grade and maybe his handle says it all!
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    An Aptly Named Club
    I follow this studio on Instagram and see the ladies that work there. They can probably get a premium because of their looks. There are less expensive, more activity, at other places, but nothing wrong if you have the cash to be king. You can get a "handy" and a massage at all AMPs for around $120 total. The older I have gotten, I prefer the company of a lady who does all my handy work or more for me, than myself. We need more lingerie reviews, so this is much appreciated. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    ff
    Oregon
    First visit and it was intriguing
    Thanks for reminding us this club is back open and I need to make a stop. I appreciate the information. Thanks. Ignore minnow's bullshit.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Friday night at GC
    Thanks for the review, Clackport. I'm only in the club on afternoons and tend to pick-up around 2:30 or so. I've yet to see a heavy-weight in this club, but there are some athletic and HWP along with the spinners. Mostly white from my experience as well. I've become a fan of this club, but it can be expensive, so bring your best negotiation skills. No bouncer, no pat-down, no id check, no cover, just walk in on my afternoon visits. Once you get to know a few dancers and want to repeat, they do a good job of posting their dancer schedule on their website. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    skinnywhiteboy
    Washington
    Friendly neighborhood dive bar
    I love a low-class dive bar and thanks for the information. This used to be a fun extras club, pre-covid, but no more. I have gotten an offer for take-out though. I also got an offer to see a dancer at a lingerie studio she moonlights at for a$300 homerun. All my offers were the $40 or 3/$100 except one at $30/song. With no rail, it makes it easy for the dancers to get on your lap fully nude. I'm not much into the Club Rouge type dancers, so it is another reason this place appeals to me. If there were just extras, I would spend more time and money here. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    skinnywhiteboy
    Washington
    Okay but not as much fun as previous visits.
    Nice review Skinnywhiteboy. My last visit wasn't the same as in the past as well. I thought maybe it was just an odd day and the hustle about drove me out early. None of the dancers took off their bottoms and the couple that gave me a peek at the goods by sliding to one side, wanted an extra tip for that! All Latinas on my afternoon visit. No cover, pat-down, or ID check on my early afternoon stop. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Casa Diablo on a weekend night
    Great information, Clackport. Thanks!
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    Couldn't recapture the magic...
    We don't get a lot of reviews about this club, so it is appreciated. Yeah, my last trip to this club a couple of years ago, the doorman wanted to scan my ID. I asked if there was anyway around it and he said no. With that, I turned around and left.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    mjpenn07
    California
    Mary's works as an opener but not a main event
    Mary's is an institution, but haven't been there since they moved. My last drive past this club had homeless camped right beside the club. There is no parking lot, so it makes it a little more of a challenge to just swing in and visit this club. We don't get many reviews of this place, so it is greatly appreciated. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    nights at Club Rouge
    Great review and information, Clackport. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    Hope for DV8
    Thanks for the review Gladstone. I like your approach (questions) before accepting a dance with a dancer. This is the first review in awhile that a dancer has quoted 3/$100 instead of 3/$120 . I write my reviews in Word so I can save and continue later, spell check and then post on TUSCL when completed. TUSCL doesn't recognize the the spacing between paragraphs so I space in TUSCL because I know some asshole will comment that it is "Incoherent, Paragraphs Please." Anyways, well written and thanks.
  • review comment
    3 months ago
    One and done.
    This is a strange club as girls just get up on stage and dance when they want. The rack is awkward to sit at. I knew a girl from another club that has loose rules and she danced here once-in-awhile. I asked about seeing her at Columbia Strip and she said, she can't give me the same type of dance (extras) as the other club. This club along with 82nd Strip and Angels all are owned by the same guy. None of these clubs are known for extra fun in the booth. They must have them sign a no hanky-panky contract and monitored with cameras. Trinity dances at Dream On as well as I have seen her at Club 205. I did a dance with her at DO and she has one of the worst boob jobs I have encountered. I'm usually not very picky when it comes to booby play, but they were rock hard. Her dance was just normal and nothing to write about. If Trinity was the best option, I don't know how the club stays open. She is friendly and likes to get totally nude as you stated. Your ratings would mirror mine. Thanks for the review.