Does this count as a bikini?

That doesn't even count as a bathing suit!

I could see Barackstar sporting one of those while imitating the bad guy in Silence of the Lambs.

^^^^ you must really be gay to imagine that my friend

Well, a 'bathing suit' implies you can go swimming in it. That bunch of strings would be gone after the first wave hit it.

^^^ I bet if you doubled knotted the ties that wouldn't happen!!!!! Lol

Yeah, I could help her with that!

^^^^ she needs help. I bet she would apprecuate it.