reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

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  6 years ago
  The St. James

  Houston, Texas
  A Religious Experience at the Church

  St. James Cabaret is affectionately known to most of its congregants as “the Church.” I regard it as one of the best clubs in the Houston area. It’s not the highest mileage club, but...
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  6 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Selling Jesus and the VIP Room

  I used the Astros baseball game on Sunday evening as my cover for another foray into Houston’s seamy underside. My first stop was at Centerfolds. If you haven’t been, Centerfolds is located on Houston’s...
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  Macarther
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  6 years ago
  The St. James

  Houston, Texas
  Sunday is a Lousy Time to Go to Church

  St. James is known to its faithful congregants as “the Church . I admit to having frequently experienced religious ecstasy in this tabernacle of titties, I regard the Church as one of...
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  jusflor
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  6 years ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Sometimes You Just Can’t Win!

  I went back to The Men’s Club three times recently. If you haven’t been to TMC you should give it a try. It’s a bit more upscale than most of the other Houston clubs....
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  BlondeRX
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  6 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  My New Pervert Pants - 1st Test Run

  On Valentine’s Day my wife gave me a pair of pants. They weren’t just any old pair of pants. Although she does not realize it, she gave me the perfect pair of...
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  Hank Moody
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  6 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  Dallas, Texas
  A BBBJ on Memory Lane

  I lived in the Dallas area a very long time ago. I remember going to Baby Dolls when it was at another location right on NW Highway. I also went to Baby...
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  rickdugan
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  6 years ago
  Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

  Phoenix, Arizona
  A Dream, then a Jiffy Lube

  Saturday brought me a rare treat. I frequently prowl Houston’s lurid underside in search of experiences I will have to lie about to my wife & kids, but it’s very rare for me to...
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  Assmanjoe
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  6 years ago
  Houston Dolls Cabaret

  Houston, Texas
  A Special Kind of Yuck

  I’ve been trying to widen my horizons lately. While it might seem a noble endeavor, it comes with risks. For every new gem you find, you will also find a dozen or...
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  6 years ago
  Ritz

  Houston, Texas
  A New Strategy to Make Things More Interesting

  Those of you who have followed my strip club meanderings know that I felt this was all becoming too routine. I am not looking for something routine! If I wanted “routine” I could...
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  jusflor
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  6 years ago
  Splendor

  Houston, Texas
  Misplaced Chivarly in a “Gentlemen’s” Club

  Splendors is not among my favorite strip clubs. But it is also far from the worst I have seen. I wandered in a couple of times recently more out of boredom and a...
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  Achtunghochdruck
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  6 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Saved From the Hyena!

  After my recent disastrous foray into the Men’s Club, I am pleased to report that I managed to regain my insanity and had another joyous and memorable encounter of the sticky kind. This...
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  hoarker
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  6 years ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Reverend Hornibastard: The Wretched Truth

  I showed up at TMC sound 2 PM on a Thursday afternoon. This proved to be a horrid mistake. I should have just stayed home and read a book. My demoralizing experience was...
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  RizzlessHomeschooledFreak
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  6 years ago
  Cover Girls

  Houston, Texas
  Passing the All-Critical Smell Test!

  It took me longer to come back for a second look and I thought it would, but I finally made it back to Cover Girls. The cutie that I met on my last...
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  reverendhornibastard
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  6 years ago
  The St. James

  Houston, Texas
  Getting rubbed the wrong way

  The “Church” (also known as St. James) is changing and, unfortunately, the changes are not necessarily improvements. I have experienced numerous fantastic religious ecstasies at the Church. This was once my favorite...
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  jusflor
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  6 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  The Hallmarks of a High Mileage Club

  Treasures is regarded by many as one of Houston’s premier high mileage clubs. I am not going to quibble with you over whether Treasures deserves this accolade. It certainly can be a...
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  TxVegas
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  6 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  The Smorgasbord at Centerfolds

  Centerfolds has always been a bit of a conundrum to me. It looks and smells like a dive. In all candor, it is a dive! Your primary care physician might even recommend a shot...
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  jusflor
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  6 years ago
  Glamour Girls Cabaret

  Houston, Texas
  Maybe I’m Getting Too Old for This?

  I recently rediscovered Cover Girls (yes, I realize this review is supposed to be about Glamour Girls), and was on my way back for a more deeply penetrating forensic assessment of that club. I...
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  crazyhtown
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  6 years ago
  Cover Girls

  Houston, Texas
  Good Potential

  I got into “one of those moods” again yesterday and decided to try out a new place. So I headed to Cover Girls. Turns out this “new place” is really ancient! Upon arriving I realized that...
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  6 years ago
  Chicas Locas

  Houston, Texas
  I just don’t get it

  Not everyone likes Chicas Locas but a few people do. That anyone likes Chicas Locas is the part that I just don’t get. I keep coming back once every month or two because I...
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  jusflor
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  6 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  On Wednesday of last week I suddenly found myself again…

  On Wednesday of last week I suddenly found myself again in one of those moods where I become absolutely desperate to be desplooginated by a delightful young woman who I barely know. Fortunately the...
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  reverendhornibastard
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  6 years ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Shaved Perfection

  I had a resoundingly good time on my recent visit to The Men’s Club. I have generally not been a big fan of The Men’s Club because I have regarded it as too genteel....
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  hoarker
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  6 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Dank, Dark, Dirty Fun!

  Centerfolds is a reliable venue where, if you’re not too picky about your companion, you can reliably get most anything your filthy little heart desires. When you walk in to Centerfolds, you are...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  6 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Renaissance Club

  Treasures has had its ups and downs (and, I suspect, more than its share of ins and outs). There was a time when Treasures was the go to place for Houston perverts. ...
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  Warrior15
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  6 years ago
  The St. James

  Houston, Texas
  A Jewel in the Sewer

  Like any sensible, God-fearing pervert, I frequent those dens of depravity euphemistically referred to as “gentlemen’s clubs” for the sole purpose of getting exquisitely close (and sometimes into) gorgeous young women who outwardly appear...
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