Reviews by reverendhornibastard

I was in a meeting on Tuesday morning that concluded at 11 AM. This afforded me some time to hit a strip club. The obvious problem, however, was the time of day. ...

St. James Cabaret is affectionately known to most of its congregants as “the Church.” I regard it as one of the best clubs in the Houston area. It’s not the highest mileage club, but...

I used the Astros baseball game on Sunday evening as my cover for another foray into Houston’s seamy underside. My first stop was at Centerfolds. If you haven’t been, Centerfolds is located on Houston’s...

St. James is known to its faithful congregants as “the Church . I admit to having frequently experienced religious ecstasy in this tabernacle of titties, I regard the Church as one of...

I went back to The Men’s Club three times recently. If you haven’t been to TMC you should give it a try. It’s a bit more upscale than most of the other Houston clubs....

On Valentine’s Day my wife gave me a pair of pants. They weren’t just any old pair of pants. Although she does not realize it, she gave me the perfect pair of...

I lived in the Dallas area a very long time ago. I remember going to Baby Dolls when it was at another location right on NW Highway. I also went to Baby...

Saturday brought me a rare treat. I frequently prowl Houston’s lurid underside in search of experiences I will have to lie about to my wife & kids, but it’s very rare for me to...

I’ve been trying to widen my horizons lately. While it might seem a noble endeavor, it comes with risks. For every new gem you find, you will also find a dozen or...

Those of you who have followed my strip club meanderings know that I felt this was all becoming too routine. I am not looking for something routine! If I wanted “routine” I could...

Splendors is not among my favorite strip clubs. But it is also far from the worst I have seen. I wandered in a couple of times recently more out of boredom and a...

After my recent disastrous foray into the Men’s Club, I am pleased to report that I managed to regain my insanity and had another joyous and memorable encounter of the sticky kind. This...

I showed up at TMC sound 2 PM on a Thursday afternoon. This proved to be a horrid mistake. I should have just stayed home and read a book. My demoralizing experience was...

It took me longer to come back for a second look and I thought it would, but I finally made it back to Cover Girls. The cutie that I met on my last...

The “Church” (also known as St. James) is changing and, unfortunately, the changes are not necessarily improvements. I have experienced numerous fantastic religious ecstasies at the Church. This was once my favorite...

Treasures is regarded by many as one of Houston’s premier high mileage clubs. I am not going to quibble with you over whether Treasures deserves this accolade. It certainly can be a...

Centerfolds has always been a bit of a conundrum to me. It looks and smells like a dive. In all candor, it is a dive! Your primary care physician might even recommend a shot...

I recently rediscovered Cover Girls (yes, I realize this review is supposed to be about Glamour Girls), and was on my way back for a more deeply penetrating forensic assessment of that club. I...

I got into “one of those moods” again yesterday and decided to try out a new place. So I headed to Cover Girls. Turns out this “new place” is really ancient! Upon arriving I realized that...

Not everyone likes Chicas Locas but a few people do. That anyone likes Chicas Locas is the part that I just don’t get. I keep coming back once every month or two because I...

On Wednesday of last week I suddenly found myself again in one of those moods where I become absolutely desperate to be desplooginated by a delightful young woman who I barely know. Fortunately the...

I had a resoundingly good time on my recent visit to The Men’s Club. I have generally not been a big fan of The Men’s Club because I have regarded it as too genteel....

Centerfolds is a reliable venue where, if you’re not too picky about your companion, you can reliably get most anything your filthy little heart desires. When you walk in to Centerfolds, you are...

Treasures has had its ups and downs (and, I suspect, more than its share of ins and outs). There was a time when Treasures was the go to place for Houston perverts. ...