Reverend Hornibastard: The Wretched Truth

I showed up at TMC sound 2 PM on a Thursday afternoon. This proved to be a horrid mistake. I should have just stayed home and read a book.

My demoralizing experience was not entirely the fault of TMC or of the dancers I met that afternoon though, in honesty, they should bear some of the blame.

For any of you who might be unfamiliar with TMC in Houston, it is widely regarded as one of Houston’s premier clubs. TMC is located in Houston’s “uptown” area (formerly often called the “Galleria” district). It and Treasures are the two strip clubs most conveniently located relative to the many hotels in the uptown area.